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Started by tomstopper, April 01, 2013, 02:14:11 PM

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tomstopper

An old cowboy walks into the barbershop for a shave and a haircut and he tells the barber he can't get all his whiskers off because his cheeks are wrinkled from age.

The barber gets a little wooden ball from a cup on the shelf and tells the cowboy to put it inside his cheek to spread out the skin.

When he's finished, the old cowboy tells the barber that was the cleanest shave he's had in years.

But he wanted to know what would have happened if he had swallowed that little ball.

The barber replied, "Just bring it back in a couple of days like everyone else does.


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May I assume you're not here to inquire about the alcohol or the tobacco?
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 :TooFunny: Thanks for the laugh!

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