A Short Story.

[Hognutz]

Very Short Story

Man driving down road.   
Woman driving up same road.   
They pass each other.   
Woman yells out window, PIG!   
Man yells out window, B*TCH!
Man rounds next curve.   
Man crashes into a HUGE PIG in middle of road and dies.   


Thought For the Day:

If men would just listen!

 

[tomstopper]

 

[stone road turkey calls]

 

[flintlock]

LOL!!!

Reminds me of a story a guy told me once that I worked with.  He rode a bike on the weekend and had his girlfriend on his bike one day when a guy behind him started honking.  He said he ignored went to the next light and the guy was laying on the horn.  He got off walked back and socked him one.  It was at that point that the guy raised his wallet up, that had fallen out of his pocked a few lights back.