Good ol southern boy

[Sherrell]

His name was Bubba, he was from Mississippi  ... And he wanted a loan, So... He  walked into a bank  in New York City and asked for the loan Officer. He told the  loan officer that he was going to Paris for an International redneck festival for two weeks and wanted to borrow $5,000And  that he was not a depositor of the bank. The bank officer
Told him that the bank would need some form of security for the loan, so the Redneck handedOver the keys to a new Ferrari. The car was parked on the street in front of the bank.The Redneck produced the title and everything checked out. The loan officerAgreed to hold the car as collateral for the loan and apologized for havingTo charge 12% interest.

Later, the bank's president and its  officers all enjoyed a good laugh at the Redneck from the South for using a $250,000 Ferrari as collateral for a  $5,000 loan.   An employee of the bank then drove the Ferrari
Into the bank's private underground garage and parked it.

Two weeks later, the Redneck returned, repaid the  $5,000 and the interest of $23.07. The loan officer said,"Sir, we are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a Little puzzled.  While you were away, we checked you out on Dunn & Bradstreet and found thatYou are a Distinguished  Alumni from Ole Miss University, a highly sophisticated investor and Multi-Millionaire with real estate and Financial interests all over the world. Your investments  include a large number of wind turbines around Sweetwater,Texas. What puzzles us is, why would you  bother to borrow $5,000?"

The good 'ole boy replied, "Where else in New York City can I park my car  for two weeks for only $23.07 andExpect it to be there when I return?"
His name was  BUBBA....
Keep an eye on Us southern boys!
Just because we talk funny does not mean we are stupid.

[savduck]

 

[captin_hook]

That's awsome.

[coyotetrpr]

That was a good one.

[redarrow]

Good gracious me ,that was funny.

[WiLL B]

Ha!! That's a good one!

[turkey slayer]

lol thats a classic 

[surehuntsalot]

 

[tomstopper]

  Very nice.....

[SumToy]

 

Now to add to that I know of a guy in our town that did that with old coins.  The bank held them for a loan and could not figure why with the money that the man had. LOL  They gave them back after a few years.  Told him to find a new place to store them. 

[Big Timber]

I buy all of that, But the Ole Miss part. They are not that smart.

John
Go Dawgs

GO BEARS !!!!

[remmy1187]