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God..Can I ask You Something?

Started by Hognutz, June 30, 2012, 09:41:47 AM

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Hognutz

I felt that I had to share this.

No additional comment needed!
           Mike

 
Me: (in a tizzy): God, can I ask you something?
GOD: Sure.
Me: Promise you won't get mad?
GOD: I promise.
Me: (frustrated): Why did you let so much stuff happen to me today?
GOD: What do you mean?
Me: Well I woke up late,
GOD: Yes
Me: My car took forever to start,
GOD: Okay.
Me: (growling): At lunch, they made my sandwich wrong and I had to wait.
GOD: Hmmmm.
Me: On the way home, my phone went dead, just as I picked up a call.
GOD: All right.
Me: (loudly): And to top it all off, when I got home, I just wanted to soak
my feet in my foot massager and relax, but it wouldn't work. Nothing went
right today! Why did you do that?
GOD: Well let me see - the death angel was at your bed this morning and
I had to send one of the other angels to battle him for your life. I let
you sleep through that.
Me: (humbled): Oh...
GOD: I didn't let your car start because there was a drunk driver on your
route that might have hit you if you were on the road.
Me: (ashamed):
GOD: The first person who made your sandwich today was sick and I didn't
want you to catch what they have, I knew you couldn't afford to miss work.
Me: (embarrassed): Oh.....
GOD: Your phone went dead because the person that was calling was going to
give a false witness about what you said on that call, I didn't even let you
talk to them so you would be covered.
Me: (softly): I see God
GOD: Oh and that foot massager, it had a short that was going to throw out
all of the power in your house tonight.  I didn't think you wanted to be in the dark.
Me: I'm sorry God.
GOD: Don't be sorry, just learn to trust me in all things, the good and the bad.
Me: I WILL trust you God.
GOD: And don't doubt that my plan for your day is always better than your plan.
Me: I won't God. And let me just tell you God, thank you for everything today.
GOD : You're welcome child. It was just another day being your God and I
love looking after my children.


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Duke0002

Excellent, Mike.  Thank you so much.

TnTurk

GOD: And don't doubt that my plan for your day is always better than your plan.

This is so true. I'm going to remember this one. Thanks for sharing.  :bible:

dlquinn

It's really hard to understand why our day unfolds as it does sometimes...this is a great reminder that his plan for us is far better than what we can see.  :jesus-cross:
NRA-STAND AND FIGHT

turkey slayer

God is good, now if we only trusted him! :jesus-cross:

Lumpy

Yes sir, being children of God ALL our faith and trust is in Him, we gotta hold on to His promises!
He is the alpha and omega, the beginning and the end, HE IS THE GREAT I AM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It's not a religon, it's a relationship, JESUS CHRIST IS LORD!!!

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