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Sven And Ole. (Humor)

Started by Hognutz, March 13, 2012, 10:15:03 PM

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Hognutz

Two Norvegians, Sven & Ole, go to collect their Unemployment Checks since they worked together in a Minnesooota Clothing Factory.....and both were laid off at the same time.(Uff Da)

So...dey vent to der Unemployment Office togedder.   Asked his occupation, Ole said, "Panty Stitcher. I sew DA elastic onto DA ladies cotton panties.  The clerk looked up Panty Stitcher. Finding it classified as unskilled labor, she gave Ole $300 a week in unemployment compensation.  Sven, when asked his occupation replied, "Diesel Fitter".  The clerk looked up Diesel Fitter...and it was classified as skilled.   So the clerk gave Sven $600 a week in unemployment compensation.   When Ole found this out, he was yus furious!!!! He stormed back into the office to find out why his friend and co-worker was collecting double his benefits.   The clerk explained, "Panty Stitchers are unskilled labor and Diesel Fitters are skilled labor."   "Vat skill" ? Yelled Ole. "I sew DA elastic on DA panties. Sven puts dem over his head and says, "Yah,------------- DIESEL FITTER
May I assume you're not here to inquire about the alcohol or the tobacco?
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Now that's funny!  :TooFunny:  :TooFunny:  :TooFunny:  :TooFunny:
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 :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny: I will be sharing that one. :TooFunny:

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