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A post turtle

Started by Sherrell, February 26, 2012, 10:19:16 AM

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Sherrell


YOU'VE GOT TO LOVE THIS RANCHER'S OUTLOOK & COMMON SENSE APPROACH  TO LIFE.



While suturing  a cut on the hand of a 75 year old rancher, whose hand was caught in the gate while working cattle, the doctor struck up a conversation with the old man.
Eventually the topic got around to Obama and his role as our president.

The old rancher said, 'Well, ya know, Obama is a 'Post Turtle''.   

Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him what a 'post turtle' was. 

The old rancher said, 'When you're driving down a country road and you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that's a 'post turtle'. 
The old rancher saw the puzzled look on the doctor's face so he continued to explain.
'You know he didn't get up there by himself, he doesn't belong up there, he doesn't know what to do while he's up there, he's elevated beyond his ability to function, and you just wonder what kind of dumb a%% put him up there to begin with.'

coyotetrpr

Jakes are like scotch. They are not worth a darn until they age.

Crappiepro


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deadhead

just remember they are big chickens.

runngun

Hopefully come the elections we will get to knock him off that post!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Blessed are the peacemakers for they are the children of God.

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mossy835

Never truer words in Obama's case! Come on 2012

Hognutz

Obama is the poster child of all fence turtles.. :agreed:
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