Hello fellow Assassins.
I'm hoping to be your new team member Turkey-guy.
For most of my life, I was Willy's
Dedicated One and Only Huntin Dog!
We hunted pertnear everything together .
As I have aged he claims "You seem to be having troubles keeping up"
He bought a new dog "out of love,and respect for me" that's his story.
Named him Cutter. (also known from here on out as that S.O.B.)
Now I seem to be retired for all fall turkey huntin.
Now Willy takes that S.O.B. (Still wet behind the ear) Fall turkey huntin every time.
Seems that that S.O.B. ain't smartnuf to pass the test to get a spring turkey permit, or must be in a dog union, or something cuz he can't hunt in the spring.
I 've passed the test to get my spring turkey permit all my life.
Any dog ain't smartinuf ta hide from the DEP/DNR/COP till the boss signals
Ain't worth spit!
I'm betting he can't tree a coon, run a rabbit, or flush pheasants neather.
I personally think he's still sore from all that fall huntin .
Willy says I'd been moping around a bit, and I spect Willy Seems to think that I'd recover faster (In time for spring huntin) if he could get me in the Eastern Assassins.
Any way I'd be glad to join the group if you'll have me.
And if any of you need a
good dog , I'm about to jump the fence,thanks to that sorry S.O.A.B.
I've included a Resume:
I'm well trained!
44 years of huntin experience mostly with Willy cuz I don't run off like that S.O.B. dose
Passes spring turkey test every time.
Been known to detect DEP/DNR
In plain cloths, down wind, behind a tree.
Will bark if commanded and vise versa
Will not soil the house or the car unlike that sorry S.O.A.B.
Returns on command even when tempted by the bit___s unlike that sorry S.O.A.B.
Respond to most reasonable commands unlike that S.O.A.B.
Retrieves birds without slobbering on em unlike that S.O.A.B.
Has never bitten so far , but is being pushed by that S.O.A.B.
Plays well with others, but
recently acquired a total disdain for other hunting dogs like that sorry S.O.A.B.
Cuz that's how I roll!
Serious inquiry's only please
If interested contact;
Yours truly,
Turkey guy
P.S. I'm also a fishin dog!
