Dear Catdaddy

[CASH]

No pressure, but you're overdue for a story! 

[chatterbox]

No pressure, but you're overdue for a story! 

I second this!

[CASH]

Mike, how did I know you'd be the first to respond? 

[catdaddy]

I have been working on the second half of the Catdaddy Chronicles which is dedicated to fishing adventures. You might enjoy reading the chapter headings

  PERCH JERKERS & STUMP KNOCKERS---FISHING WITH "THE CATDADDY'



Prologue: In search of the "Greater Nicer"



           Chapter 1:  The lake at the end of the Ole Rim Road

           Chapter 2:  Red Bobber down!  Red Bobber Down!

           Chapter 3: Don't Horse him!

           Chapter 4: Well, he bit a 3 cent cricket! He'll make the grease Stink!

           Chapter 5: He's a real Nice un!

           Chapter 6: Sculling into the wind/Trolling motors are for sissies

           Chapter 7: "I love a good bream, and I can not lie!  (apologies to "Sir MixALot")

           Chapter 8: Gasper Goo—It's what's for supper!  Black Drum—The fresh water Red Fish

           Chapter 9: Buffalo Ribs—The "Other White Meat"

           Chapter 10: Grinnel, Carp & Gar—a "Democrats Delight" or "How to be the most popular guy in the hood".

           Chapter 11: Tobacco Juice—Is it really effective??

           Chapter 12: White Bass Fever/Bar Perch & Bandits/Catching "Car Tags"

           Chapter 13: Bait Stealers—How to catch them in the act

           Chapter 14: Effective Ways to Change your Luck—Why another Beer may not always be the best method

           Chapter 15: Meat on the Hook—Why artificial lures are un-natural

           Chapter 16: Soft Jugs & Smelly Wieners—Tips you won't find in Playboy—Fishing the Big Muddy

           Chapter 17:  That is NOT a manly net!  The importance of proper equipment

           Chapter 18: Gar Eradication Tools and Techniques/ 22 rifles are not just for squirrels

           Chapter 19: Grilled Fish and the "Metro Man"/ Why "Cooking with Crisco" is where it's at!

           Chapter 20: Time to Jerk the Hide off.



Epilogue: Tips on Catch & Release (right into the grease)

[CASH]

   Awesome. Love those chapter titles!

[TrackeySauresRex]

  funny Stuff! 

[Preacher]

We may need a "how-to" chapter on "how to get in the boat with a bad happening.

[Hognutz]

I like it, so far. Those titles certainly have potential for some side splitting adventure. I can't wait, for the book..

[REBELYELL]

Can't wait to read Chapter 10.

[redarrow]

You forgot the " Sequatchie River Serenade" Tom.  Sounds like some good reading . Can;t wait.

[turkey slayer]

  Those are some great chapter titles

[flintlock]

LOL.   A "happenin'" for sure!

[Old Gobbler]

keep them coming !!!  one day I got to hook up with you guys, at least for the cookin'

[chatterbox]

Mike, how did I know you'd be the first to respond?