man those calls got me in the spirit
There is this callmaker, he has the trumpet bug as bad as me
His name is Joe, and he lives a few hours up the road from the OC
He is new to this trumpet game
And figuring out what is what
Ive heard his trumpets online, and their pure Rio turkey sluts
I feel a little sorry for the birds on those oak covered hills
His trumpets will be deadly even with all the frills
And sorry for them you should be too
Because his magnum load is gonna hit them so hard
That they sling some Rio doo doo.