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The bacon tree

Started by Basser69, January 31, 2012, 12:26:40 PM

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Basser69

The Bacon Tree :


Two Mexicans are stuck in the desert after crossing into the
United States , wandering aimlessly and starving. They are
about to just lie down and wait for death, when all of a
sudden Luis says:

"Hey Pepe, do you smell what I smell.  Ees bacon, I theenk."

"Si, Luis, eet sure smell like bacon. "

With renewed hope they struggle up the next sand dune,
& there, in the distance, is a tree loaded with bacon.

There's raw bacon, there's fried bacon, back bacon, double
smoked bacon, every imaginable kind of cured pork.

"Pepe, Pepe, we ees saved!  Ees a bacon tree!"

"Luis, maybe ees a meerage?  We ees in the desert don't  forget."

"Pepe, since when deed you ever hear of  a meerage that
smell like bacon? Ees no meerage, ees a bacon tree!"

With that, Luis staggers towards the tree.  He gets to within
5 metres, Pepe crawling close behind, when suddenly a
machine gun opens up, and Luis drops like a wet sock.   
Mortally wounded, he warns Pepe with his dying breath:

"Pepe, go back man, you was right, ees not a bacon tree!"

"Luis, Luis miamigo, what ees it? "

"Pepe ees not a bacon tree.  Ees...


Ees....

Ees...



Ees...
Ees...


Ees...


Ees.... a ham bush."
 
 
SO SORRY I know there is something wrong with me for sending you this.  Just couldn't help it!  Little voices made me do it !!! And I bet you tried to do the accent didn't you?  I know you did!
He,he,he



runngun

That is funny right there :z-winnersmiley:
Blessed are the peacemakers for they are the children of God.

redarrow

 :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny: Thats funnier that 'Nacho Cheese"

kamski1151



When I'm not in the woods, I'm honkin on a Blues Harp

turkey slayer


Ruger M77

I eat therefore I hunt

Hognutz

That is borderline, insane..To stinkin' funny.. I will be using that one.. :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :toothy12:
May I assume you're not here to inquire about the alcohol or the tobacco?
If attacked by a mob of clowns, go for the juggler.


RutnNStrutn


RutnNStrutn

Here's another good bacon joke!! ;D


cannonball