Happy Thanksgiving!

[flintlock]

A game warden was driving down the road when he came upon a young boy carrying a wild turkey under his arm.

He stopped and asked the boy, 'Where did you get that turkey?'

The boy replied, 'What turkey?' 

The game warden said, 'That turkey you're carrying under your arm.'



The boy looks down and said, 'Well, lookee here, a turkey done roosted under my arm!'

The game warden said, 'Now look, you know turkey season is closed, so whatever you do to that turkey, I'm going to do to you.

If you break his leg, I'm gonna break your leg If you break his wing, I'll break your arm. Whatever you do to him, I'll do to you. So, what are you gonna do with him?'

The little boy said, 'I guess I'll just kiss his arse and let him go!'


May your stuffing be tasty
May your turkey plump,
May your potatoes and gravy
Have never a lump.
May your yams be delicious
And your pies take the prize,
And may your Thanksgiving dinner
Stay off your thighs!

 

Happy Thanksgiving Everyone!

[mossy835]

Now that was a good one and back at you.

[Strut Buster]

Liked that! Happy Thanksgiving everyone.     

[hookedspur]

Liked that! Happy Thanksgiving everyone.     

  Happy and safe !!

[mnturkey]

Thats pretty good, thanks

[Basser69]

Well stated and Happy Thanksgiving to all 

[Hognutz]

Thanks, Wess. I hope you and your family have a Happy Thanksgiving, as well..Mike

[vaturkey]

Thanks Wess

Have a blessed Thanksgiving everyone.



     vaturkey   

[longspur]

thanks alot, and a HAPPY THANKSGIVING to you. They seem to have skipped right over it around here. when Nov. gets here its Christmas. I love Christmas but I'm so burned out on it way before it gets here.

[nctrkyhntr]

Happy Thanksgiving All.

For all of you that will be hitting th woods tomorrow. Remember have fun but be safe.
         

[Gold Spur]

                                          :turkey2  Happy Thanksgiving To All!!!