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"thats once"
Started by MarkJM, October 20, 2011, 01:16:39 AM
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October 20, 2011, 01:16:39 AM
A farmer and his brand new bride were riding home from the chapel in a wagon pulled by a team of horses, when the older horse stumbled. The farmer said, "That's once." A little further along, the poor old horse stumbled again. The farmer said, "That's twice." After a little, while the poor old horse stumbled again. The farmer didn't say anything, but reached under the seat, pulled out a shotgun and shot the horse. His brand new bride yelled, telling him, "That was an awful thing to do." The farmer said, "That's once."
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October 20, 2011, 09:43:38 AM
Ouch!!
May I assume you're not here to inquire about the alcohol or the tobacco?
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October 20, 2011, 09:49:41 AM
Take Care and be blessed,
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October 20, 2011, 09:57:45 AM
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October 20, 2011, 01:18:47 PM
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October 20, 2011, 01:20:12 PM
THATS ONCE !!!
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October 20, 2011, 02:43:47 PM
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October 20, 2011, 05:16:31 PM
A man fires a rifle for many years, and he goes to war. And afterward he turns the rifle in at the armory, and he believes he's finished with the rifle. But no matter what else he might do with his hands, love a woman, build a house, change his son's diaper; his hands remember the rifle.
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October 20, 2011, 06:29:07 PM
Not taking orders for calls at this time ,,,but my have some on hand ,,,I Dont sell strikers
I do like copper pot calls,,,,Get them While u can
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