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Started by stone road turkey calls, September 03, 2011, 01:16:11 AM

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A tough looking group of bikers were riding when they saw a girl about to jump off a bridge so they stopped.


The leader, a big burly man, gets off his bike and says, "What are you doing?" "I'm going to commit suicide," she says.

While he did not want to appear insensitive, he didn't want to miss an opportunity so he asked... "Well, before you jump, why don't you give me a kiss?"

So she does... And it was a long, deep lingering kiss.

After she's finished, the biker says, "Wow!  That was the best kiss I have ever had.  That's a real talent you are wasting.  You could be famous.  Why are you committing suicide?"



"My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl......"  (I sure didn't see that one coming.)



 

Stone Road Turkey Calls / Gary Taylor
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chatterbox


Ol'Mossy


redarrow

I'd be willing to bet that nice friendly biker helped that he she off that bridge. :TooFunny:

Hognutz

May I assume you're not here to inquire about the alcohol or the tobacco?
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Snoody Bastid


mnturkey

SEMPER FI

handcannon

Nasty............but funny!

VAHUNTER

eeewwwwww. i believe i would have throwed him off the bridge!!!!
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