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Started by zelmo1, August 15, 2023, 05:41:13 AM

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crow

#90
September 17, 2023, 01:55:37 PM
potential without commitment equals zero

Gmed

#91
September 17, 2023, 09:39:46 PM
Don't EVER come out of the bathroom sniffing your fingers, no matter how great the soap smells.....

crow

#92
September 17, 2023, 11:05:26 PM Last Edit: September 18, 2023, 07:22:59 AM by crow
Don't ever shake hands with someone coming out of the bathroom with wet hands




don't ever shake hands with someone named turkeybutt coming out of the bathroom no matter what :TooFunny:

zelmo1

#93
September 18, 2023, 06:20:48 AM
Don't ever flirt with the waitress on your anniversary. Z  :OGturkeyhead: :OGturkeyhead:

zelmo1

#94
September 22, 2023, 05:42:26 AM
Dont ever take " the old bucks' parking spot :OGturkeyhead:

zelmo1

#95
September 27, 2023, 01:33:17 PM
Don't ever leave your slippers out after you take the dogs toy from him. Z

zelmo1

#96
October 02, 2023, 05:07:49 AM
Don't ever let anyone borrow your chest waders. EVER Z

Cut N Run

#97
October 02, 2023, 09:55:00 AM
Don't ever carry a round disposable lighter in the same pocket as your turkey loads.

Wish I didn't know about this one.

Jim
Luck counts, good or bad.

Yoder409

#98
October 02, 2023, 04:39:33 PM
Don't ever eat anywhere that has both prunes AND jalapenos on the same "endless buffet".
PA elitist since 1979

The good Lord ain't made a gobbler I can't kill.  I just gotta be there at the right time.....  on the day he wants to die.

camotoe

#99
October 04, 2023, 04:27:03 PM
Brush your teeth with Ben gay .


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runngun

#100
October 04, 2023, 09:36:38 PM
Or Preparation H!!!!!

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Blessed are the peacemakers for they are the children of God.

zelmo1

#101
October 06, 2023, 09:00:37 AM
Don't ever drink an extra coffee if you are wearing chest waders. Z

TrackeySauresRex

#102
October 09, 2023, 08:44:31 PM
Don't ever mess with midgets or old men.
"If You Call Them,They Will Come."

Sir-diealot

#103
October 15, 2023, 03:30:57 PM
Don't ever get an infected foot!
Strength does not come from winning. Your struggles develop your strengths. When you go through hardships and decide not to surrender, that is strength. Arnold Schwarzenegger

John Koenig:
"It's better to live as your own man, than as a fool in someone else's dream."

zelmo1

#104
October 19, 2023, 08:01:29 AM
Don't ever volunteer to sit in for your boss at a meeting with " process specialists"  :OGturkeyhead: :OGturkeyhead: :OGturkeyhead:  Z
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