Road Killed Jackass.

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Barrack Obama was touring the countryside in his chauffeur-driven limo.
suddenly, a donkey jumps out onto the road, they hit it full on and the car
comes to a stop.

Obama says to the chauffeur: 'You get out and check, you were driving.' The
chauffeur gets out, checks and reports that the animal is dead.

'You were driving; go and tell the farmer,' says Obama. Hours later, the
chauffeur returns totally plastered, hair ruffled with a big grin on his face.

'My god, what happened to you?' asks Obama. The chauffeur replies: 'When I got
there, the farmer opened his best bottle of whiskey, the wife gave me a slap-up
meal and the daughter made love to me.'

'What on earth did you say to them?' asks Obama. 'I knocked on the door, and
when it was answered, I said to them, 'I'm Barrack Obama's chauffeur and I've
just killed the jackass.

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[Basser69]

 

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[mossy835]

That is too funny.

[TnTurk]

Joke of the day right there. Good one.   

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[Crappiepro]

I liked that one!!

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[OldMarine]

Good one !

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