Bar Joke

[Hognutz]

Disclaimer: I posted this for VaTurkey...Mike 




One nite gobblerD went to a bar. As he was sitting at the bar sipping on his sprite & wild turkey he noticed a fine looking blonde sitting at the end of the bar. Every time gobblerD would take a sip he would look up and the cute blonde would be looking at him & winking. Well this went on for a while so gobblerD decided it was time to make a move. He ask the bartender what she was drinking & the bartender said Wiskey Sour. Well gobblerD said fix her up a good stout one and take it over & tell her its from me. So the bartender mixed up a good one and took it to her. He said , lady this drink is from that guy at the bar with the Jake tattoo on his arm. Well this really suprised the blonde , so when she seen gobblerD look up she blew him a kiss. Well gobblerD gets up and strutts over to her. He sits down beside her & whispers into her ear, I would love to take you home tonight. With those big blue eyes the blonde says, I would love to go home with you tonight BUT Im on my minstral cycle. GobblerD grins & says, thats ok Im on my moped,I'll just follow you.

[vaturkey]

 


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And that's even funnier!

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[vaturkey]

 YOU CAN RUN BUT YOU CANT HIDE  !! 


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