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Needed humor Reids new car

Started by mossy835, February 07, 2011, 06:35:30 PM

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mossy835

Sen. Reid goes to a local GM dealer in Washington, D.C. with the
intention of buying a brand new vehicle. Harry looks around and
finds one he likes. After going back and forth with the
salesman, Harry settles on a price of $45,000.

Harry and the salesman go back to the office to complete the
paperwork. Harry works out a 4-year payment plan, and signs on the
bottom line. The salesman shakes Harry's hand and says, "Thanks
Senator Reid, the car will be ready for pickup in 4 years."

Harry says, "What are you talking about? Where are the keys to
my new car?"

The salesman replies, "No, you don't understand Senator. You make
payments for 4 years... THEN we give you the car. You know, just
like your health plan".

Harry, with a choking voice, says to the salesman, "But that's
not fair".

And the salesman says, "No kidding!"

:smiley-patriotic-flagwaver-an :smiley-patriotic-flagwaver-an :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny:

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May I assume you're not here to inquire about the alcohol or the tobacco?
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yellowacorns

I think Harry and his bunch wear Rose colored glasses. Its a shame they dont think like turkey hunters!!

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