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General Discussion => General Forum => Topic started by: guesswho on February 12, 2011, 07:54:53 PM

Poll
Question: Who is smarter?
Option 1: A Turkey votes: 8
Option 2: A Turkey Hunter votes: 12
Option 3: A Trained Monkey votes: 16
Option 4: The NWTF votes: 7
Title: I'm Bored!
Post by: guesswho on February 12, 2011, 07:54:53 PM
I'm bored, but luckily I'm easily entertained.    So who's smarter?
Title: Re: I'm Bored!
Post by: CASH on February 12, 2011, 08:00:44 PM
NWTF

NOT!!


Title: Re: I'm Bored!
Post by: guesswho on February 12, 2011, 08:07:10 PM
It was between the NWTF and the trained monkey for me because they are very similar and have the same m/o.  A trained monkey can hold out a cup and people will put coins in it, the NWTF holds out a cup and people put bills in it, so I voted for the NWTF.  
Title: Re: I'm Bored!
Post by: CASH on February 12, 2011, 08:08:18 PM
 :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :popcorn:
Title: Re: I'm Bored!
Post by: BowBendr on February 12, 2011, 08:08:33 PM
I'm going with the trained monkey. He's bound to be better with the squealin' hen than I am.
:TrainWreck1:
Title: Re: I'm Bored!
Post by: guesswho on February 12, 2011, 08:09:42 PM
Quote from: BowBendr on February 12, 2011, 08:08:33 PM
I'm going with the trained monkey. He's bound to be better with the squealin' hen than I am.
:TrainWreck1:
:TooFunny:
Title: Re: I'm Bored!
Post by: chatterbox on February 12, 2011, 08:12:39 PM
Quote from: guesswho on February 12, 2011, 08:07:10 PM
It was between the NWTF and the trained monkey for me because they are very similar and have the same m/o.  A trained monkey can hold out a cup and people will put coins in it, the NWTF holds out a cup and people put bills in it, so I voted for the NWTF.  
:TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny:
Title: Re: I'm Bored!
Post by: guesswho on February 12, 2011, 08:14:36 PM
Where's Gobblenut?  I want to see who he votes for :emoticon-animal-005:
Title: Re: I'm Bored!
Post by: knightrider on February 12, 2011, 08:20:29 PM
Quote from: guesswho on February 12, 2011, 08:07:10 PM
It was between the NWTF and the trained monkey for me because they are very similar and have the same m/o.  A trained monkey can hold out a cup and people will put coins in it, the NWTF holds out a cup and people put bills in it, so I voted for the NWTF.  
amen brother :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny:
Title: Re: I'm Bored!
Post by: Flydown on February 12, 2011, 08:25:54 PM
Roy.
Title: Re: I'm Bored!
Post by: guesswho on February 12, 2011, 08:28:03 PM
Quote from: Flydown on February 12, 2011, 08:25:54 PM
Roy.
:TooFunny:

That would be the answer for who did the monkey train, thats a different pole.
Title: Re: I'm Bored!
Post by: Flydown on February 12, 2011, 08:29:49 PM
Quote from: guesswho on February 12, 2011, 08:28:03 PM
Quote from: Flydown on February 12, 2011, 08:25:54 PM
Roy.
:TooFunny:

That would be the answer for who did the monkey train, thats a different pole.

Oops my bad. Then Ill go with a Trained Monkey. ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: I'm Bored!
Post by: OLE RASPY on February 12, 2011, 08:30:11 PM
Quote from: guesswho on February 12, 2011, 08:28:03 PM
Quote from: Flydown on February 12, 2011, 08:25:54 PM
Roy.
:TooFunny:

That would be the answer for who did the monkey train, thats a different pole.
im laughing my azz off.
Title: Re: I'm Bored!
Post by: boatpaddle on February 12, 2011, 09:08:36 PM
A turkey.....

    They won't have anything to do w/ the NWTF unless they're getting trapped........

    Most turkey hunters are members of the NWTF or were members......

    All the trained monkeys in PA. work in the unemployment office or in the state capitol......Enough said!!
Title: Re: I'm Bored!
Post by: RutnNStrutn on February 12, 2011, 09:19:04 PM
I chose NWTF just to stir the pot!!! :TooFunny: :goofball: (http://www.nukeworker.com/forum/Smileys/new/stir_the_pot.gif)
Title: Re: I'm Bored!
Post by: hookedspur on February 12, 2011, 10:57:13 PM
Quote from: boatpaddle on February 12, 2011, 09:08:36 PM
A turkey.....

    They won't have anything to do w/ the NWTF unless they're getting trapped........

    Most turkey hunters are members of the NWTF or were members......

    All the trained monkeys in PA. work in the unemployment office or in the state capitol......Enough said!!
:agreed:
Title: Re: I'm Bored!
Post by: Hognutz on February 12, 2011, 10:58:35 PM
Quote from: Flydown on February 12, 2011, 08:25:54 PM
Roy.

Lady, quit callin' me Roy...
Title: Re: I'm Bored!
Post by: guesswho on February 12, 2011, 11:03:47 PM
Quote from: Hognutz on February 12, 2011, 10:58:35 PM
Lady, quit callin' me Roy...
That was a good'un!    I watched it again not long ago.
Title: Re: I'm Bored!
Post by: mnturkey on February 12, 2011, 11:15:06 PM
I voted for the Trained Monkey, I have been beaten by a few turkeys so they are smarter then me, Most everyone here has been beaten by a turkey, so they must be smarter then everyound, The NWTF is all hunters who have been beaten by a Turkey, a trained mionkey doesn't hunt so it has never been beaten by a Turkey so it must be samrter.
Title: Re: I'm Bored!
Post by: Tail Feathers on February 13, 2011, 12:08:18 AM
Turkey hunters are smarter, it's just that the turkeys don't know that most of the time. :D
Title: Re: I'm Bored!
Post by: chrisun on February 13, 2011, 10:26:37 AM
 :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny:
Title: Re: I'm Bored!
Post by: TANK on February 13, 2011, 11:40:24 AM
Quote from: BowBendr on February 12, 2011, 08:08:33 PM
I'm going with the trained monkey. He's bound to be better with the squealin' hen than I am.
:TrainWreck1:
:TooFunny:
Title: Re: I'm Bored!
Post by: PANYHunter on February 13, 2011, 12:41:43 PM
Quote from: boatpaddle on February 12, 2011, 09:08:36 PM
A turkey.....

    They won't have anything to do w/ the NWTF unless they're getting trapped........

    Most turkey hunters are members of the NWTF or were members......

    All the trained monkeys in PA. work in the unemployment office or in the state capitol......Enough said!!
:z-winnersmiley: I like your logic
Title: Re: I'm Bored!
Post by: mossy835 on February 13, 2011, 04:18:10 PM
Okay that is it the turkey hunter, see below!

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Title: Re: I'm Bored!
Post by: guesswho on February 13, 2011, 04:24:01 PM
Quote from: mossy835 on February 13, 2011, 04:18:10 PM
Okay that is it the turkey hunter, see below!
Is that a cooked monkey?
Title: Re: I'm Bored!
Post by: mossy835 on February 13, 2011, 04:38:29 PM
Could be but it isn't, at least I hope not as we ate it already and now I need more.
:fud: :TooFunny: :newmascot: :fud: Not saying but?
Title: Re: I'm Bored!
Post by: turkey slayer on February 13, 2011, 05:07:39 PM
Quote from: boatpaddle on February 12, 2011, 09:08:36 PM
A turkey.....

    They won't have anything to do w/ the NWTF unless they're getting trapped........

    Most turkey hunters are members of the NWTF or were members......

    All the trained monkeys in PA. work in the unemployment office or in the state capitol......Enough said!!
smart fella
Title: Re: I'm Bored!
Post by: guesswho on February 13, 2011, 05:09:03 PM
Quote from: Roy on February 13, 2011, 04:55:35 PM
You guys have been bustin on me and my internet has been down and I havent been able to get on to defend myself.   :chucknorris: is coming for u guys!
Don't worry Roy, I got your back ;D
Title: Re: I'm Bored!
Post by: chatterbox on February 13, 2011, 07:28:04 PM
Quote from: guesswho on February 12, 2011, 08:28:03 PM
Quote from: Flydown on February 12, 2011, 08:25:54 PM
Roy.
:TooFunny:

That would be the answer for who did the monkey train, thats a different pole.
:TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny:
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