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Want toilet paper?
https://www.ebay.com/itm/Ultra-Soft-Toilet-Paper-4-Sheets-Of-Double-Ply/264666391876?hash=item3d9f58a544%3Ag%3AKU8AAOSw2MVebCgy&LH_BIN=1
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Double ply at that!
Everyone kept asking why I never throw away my old socks. Who's laughing now?
Send them your money and you'll probably get 4 pages from a 1960's Sears and Roebuck catalog or 4 corncobs.
Pine cones

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You could do it the futuristic way!