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Title: For sale or trade Toilet Paper
Post by: SinGin on March 14, 2020, 07:44:39 PM
I have a 4 roll pack of extra soft 2 ply paper. Willing to trade for grand slam hunts, hunts in Africa or a moose- elk combo hunt. Also willing to trade for 500 race or more hunting farms. Also accepting cash offers. This is a joke, I really don't have any toilet paper to spare at this time
Title: Re: For sale or trade Toilet Paper
Post by: 1iagobblergetter on March 14, 2020, 07:48:51 PM
Dont trade it all yet..I'll try the wash cloth method first and get back to you if that doesn't go well.
Title: Re: For sale or trade Toilet Paper
Post by: Sir-diealot on March 14, 2020, 07:51:56 PM
Took the Mennonites shopping today and had to go to 4 different places to find toilet paper. The found the last 4 rolls and it was a 4 roll maximum. Should be interesting for them, they have 10 kids plus them.
Title: Re: For sale or trade Toilet Paper
Post by: RossAnderson on March 14, 2020, 07:54:22 PM
Yeah I might have to take you up on that. I can take you on a killer squirrel hunt. I've been out of TP and can't find none in the stores. Taco Bell is rough on a boy. I've been goin around to construction sites and stealing it out of the porta johns.


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Title: Re: For sale or trade Toilet Paper
Post by: 1iagobblergetter on March 14, 2020, 08:05:38 PM
Quote from: Sir-diealot on March 14, 2020, 07:51:56 PM
Took the Mennonites shopping today and had to go to 4 different places to find toilet paper. The found the last 4 rolls and it was a 4 roll maximum. Should be interesting for them, they have 10 kids plus them.
Don't they like doing things kinda old fashioned anyway? Might have to go back to it..
Title: Re: For sale or trade Toilet Paper
Post by: Greg Massey on March 14, 2020, 08:53:48 PM
NO comment, other than no comment. Trees are starting to bud out in my area.
Title: Re: For sale or trade Toilet Paper
Post by: Tail Feathers on March 14, 2020, 09:07:57 PM
I scored a 30 pack from Sam's and traded for bass boat today. :toothy9:


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Title: Re: For sale or trade Toilet Paper
Post by: Sir-diealot on March 14, 2020, 09:24:27 PM
Quote from: 1iagobblergetter on March 14, 2020, 08:05:38 PM
Quote from: Sir-diealot on March 14, 2020, 07:51:56 PM
Took the Mennonites shopping today and had to go to 4 different places to find toilet paper. The found the last 4 rolls and it was a 4 roll maximum. Should be interesting for them, they have 10 kids plus them.
Don't they like doing things kinda old fashioned anyway? Might have to go back to it..
We started talking about the old Sears catalog with the pages torn out in the outhouse, so......
Title: Re: For sale or trade Toilet Paper
Post by: guesswho on March 14, 2020, 09:29:02 PM
I finally figured out why there's a shortage.  Saw a guy sneeze today and three guys standing beside him crapped their pants.
Title: Re: For sale or trade Toilet Paper
Post by: Eddie12 on March 14, 2020, 09:32:02 PM
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Title: Re: For sale or trade Toilet Paper
Post by: 1iagobblergetter on March 14, 2020, 09:47:49 PM
Quote from: Sir-diealot on March 14, 2020, 09:24:27 PM
Quote from: 1iagobblergetter on March 14, 2020, 08:05:38 PM
Quote from: Sir-diealot on March 14, 2020, 07:51:56 PM
Took the Mennonites shopping today and had to go to 4 different places to find toilet paper. The found the last 4 rolls and it was a 4 roll maximum. Should be interesting for them, they have 10 kids plus them.
Don't they like doing things kinda old fashioned anyway? Might have to go back to it..
We started talking about the old Sears catalog with the pages torn on in the outhouse, so......
They'll get to see how good of a friend you really are.. :TooFunny:
Title: Re: For sale or trade Toilet Paper
Post by: Papa on March 14, 2020, 09:58:29 PM
I feel sorry for people that don't have it. The toilet paper companies are going to be busy working overtime.
Title: Re: For sale or trade Toilet Paper
Post by: StruttinGobbler3 on March 14, 2020, 10:04:10 PM
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Title: Re: For sale or trade Toilet Paper
Post by: tomstopper on March 15, 2020, 01:01:22 AM
Time to use up the random supply of socks without matches.
Title: Re: For sale or trade Toilet Paper
Post by: RIO GRANDE MAN on March 15, 2020, 01:23:24 AM
The rumor around here is that most of the toilet paper is made in China.  With the factories shut down, you won't be able to buy it. Hoarders.  Then I heard on the news today that TP can be used to make a mask against the virus!

Title: Re: For sale or trade Toilet Paper
Post by: Sir-diealot on March 15, 2020, 01:32:56 AM
I was told that I should not pop bubble wrap because it is made in China and that the air in the bubbles is from China and they put the virus in the bubbles to contaminate those that pop the bubbles.
Title: Re: For sale or trade Toilet Paper
Post by: rakkin6 on March 15, 2020, 01:41:10 AM
This stuff is getting out of control
Title: Re: For sale or trade Toilet Paper
Post by: Cowboy on March 15, 2020, 07:18:57 AM
Yeah this coronavirus stuff is a bunch of crap.....
Title: Re: For sale or trade Toilet Paper
Post by: Happy on March 15, 2020, 08:55:03 AM
I have to admit. This Coronavirus scare has just added to what I have already realized about a lot of people. Heaven forbid we ever have a real tragedy but if we do I have a pretty good idea of which types Darwin is going to have a field day with.
Title: Re: For sale or trade Toilet Paper
Post by: Ozarks Hillbilly on March 15, 2020, 09:06:16 PM
The folks that are upset about us having to many bullets are the same folks buying 500 rolls of TP.

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Title: Re: For sale or trade Toilet Paper
Post by: tomstopper on March 16, 2020, 03:41:18 AM
Quote from: Happy on March 15, 2020, 08:55:03 AM
I have to admit. This Coronavirus scare has just added to what I have already realized about a lot of people. Heaven forbid we ever have a real tragedy but if we do I have a pretty good idea of which types Darwin is going to have a field day with.
:agreed: :z-winnersmiley:
Title: Re: For sale or trade Toilet Paper
Post by: Sixes on March 16, 2020, 03:57:19 AM
I gave up looking, we just started using dollars bills, I'm guessing we will save money in the long run
Title: Re: For sale or trade Toilet Paper
Post by: Sir-diealot on March 16, 2020, 05:51:12 AM
Sold for 61 bucks after shipping. https://www.ebay.com/itm/Charmin-Ultra-Gentle-Mega-9-Rolls-36-Green-Pack-Sold-Out-SHIPS-ASAP-/303514301849?_trksid=p2047675.l2557&nma=true&si=xQ3XGH6GaCwhlNRX0%252Fi7FAB6wPg%253D&orig_cvip=true&nordt=true&rt=nc&fbclid=IwAR1M3BZBo9MUwWJApxiBOiptNKu-vva5NVlePbM1HWKltc4u__P7GOfgZ7k
Title: Re: For sale or trade Toilet Paper
Post by: camotoe on March 16, 2020, 06:59:01 AM
They have a factory near Ocala  owned by Georgia pacific . Running 24-7


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Title: Re: For sale or trade Toilet Paper
Post by: Sir-diealot on March 16, 2020, 12:15:19 PM
So now the truth is known!
Title: Re: For sale or trade Toilet Paper
Post by: Cowboy on March 17, 2020, 11:44:48 AM
Guess I'll use my Illinois turkey permit as TP since our Governor shut down our State land. Lol
Title: Re: For sale or trade Toilet Paper
Post by: Sir-diealot on March 17, 2020, 11:54:25 AM
I wonder how many people will be gifting toilet paper for CHRISTmas?
Title: Re: For sale or trade Toilet Paper
Post by: LaLongbeard on March 17, 2020, 12:09:58 PM
Quote from: Sir-diealot on March 17, 2020, 11:54:25 AM
I wonder how many people will be gifting toilet paper for CHRISTmas?

Unfortunately will all be dead by Thanksgiving.
Title: Re: For sale or trade Toilet Paper
Post by: Sir-diealot on March 17, 2020, 12:14:10 PM
Quote from: LaLongbeard on March 17, 2020, 12:09:58 PM
Quote from: Sir-diealot on March 17, 2020, 11:54:25 AM
I wonder how many people will be gifting toilet paper for CHRISTmas?

Unfortunately will all be dead by Thanksgiving.
lol
Title: Re: For sale or trade Toilet Paper
Post by: Cowboy on March 17, 2020, 12:26:49 PM
 Now my wife will understand why I've saved all the McDonald's napkins in my glovebox!
Title: Re: For sale or trade Toilet Paper
Post by: hotspur on March 17, 2020, 01:39:01 PM
Quote from: Cowboy on March 17, 2020, 12:26:49 PM
Now my wife will understand why I've saved all the McDonald's napkins in my glovebox!
. Lol you do that too ?
Title: Re: For sale or trade Toilet Paper
Post by: NCL on March 18, 2020, 09:53:42 AM
Saw this morning that someone is doing a floral arraignment from rolls of TP you send to  friend
Title: Re: For sale or trade Toilet Paper
Post by: 1iagobblergetter on March 18, 2020, 10:54:08 AM
Quote from: NCL on March 18, 2020, 09:53:42 AM
Saw this morning that someone is doing a floral arraignment from rolls of TP you send to  friend
That's funny..
I was at one of my customers and we got on the subject. I told him my wife was having a hell of a time finding toilet paper. He opened up a cabinet and pulled out a 12 roll package and threw it to me. I thought id struck gold. Lol..
I told him i was going to hand it to my wife with a bouquet of flowers on the top of it when I got home.