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Title: Longest Beard???
Post by: Will on May 02, 2019, 09:44:40 PM
This thing is a hammer(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20190503/9e4c3695fc57fb564b7d8eda0853d4b1.jpg)


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Title: Re: Longest Beard???
Post by: Yoder409 on May 02, 2019, 09:48:28 PM
Just WOW !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Take the bend outta that and he's swingin' 17+ inches !!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Longest Beard???
Post by: Spurs Up on May 02, 2019, 10:07:28 PM
I'm going to go with the bottom one; the one attached to the turkey. Am I correct?
Title: Re: Longest Beard???
Post by: Marc on May 02, 2019, 10:08:42 PM
Quote from: Yoder409 on May 02, 2019, 09:48:28 PM
Just WOW !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Take the bend outta that and he's swingin' 17+ inches !!!!!!!!!!
So many jokes to make off that comment that it pains me to remain quiet (and not get myself banned)....

Will, what type of turkey was that?  He must have him some long legs, and my thought is Rio? 

That is an insane beard...  How about the spurs?
Title: Re: Longest Beard???
Post by: Yoder409 on May 02, 2019, 10:11:09 PM
Did he have 2 foot long legs like a flamingo, too ??    ;D
Title: Re: Longest Beard???
Post by: WildSpur on May 02, 2019, 10:14:40 PM
That's crazy!

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Title: Re: Longest Beard???
Post by: Rapscallion Vermilion on May 02, 2019, 10:23:04 PM
Quote from: Spurs Up on May 02, 2019, 10:07:28 PM
I'm going to go with the bottom one; the one attached to the turkey. Am I correct?
Sure looks like it to me  ;D
Title: Re: Longest Beard???
Post by: 5arraquiver on May 02, 2019, 10:24:58 PM
It's one of those Siamese twin bearded gobblers. I think if you have those beards separated you could have two tags filled lol
Title: Re: Longest Beard???
Post by: dublelung on May 02, 2019, 11:53:48 PM
If you'll reach under the back if his fan and stick your finger in that hole then pull it out and look at what's on your finger...... that's what I think you're full of.
Title: Re: Longest Beard???
Post by: Marc on May 03, 2019, 01:40:32 AM
Quote from: 5arraquiver on May 02, 2019, 10:24:58 PM
It's one of those Siamese twin bearded gobblers. I think if you have those beards separated you could have two tags filled lol
He got me!

I guess I am as dumb as I look....
Title: Re: Longest Beard???
Post by: zelmo1 on May 03, 2019, 06:24:38 AM
Nice trick photography bro  :OGturkeyhead: :funnyturkey:
Title: Re: Longest Beard???
Post by: tomstopper on May 03, 2019, 06:41:39 AM
Very cool

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Title: Re: Longest Beard???
Post by: Will on May 03, 2019, 07:10:42 AM
This was sent to a few hunters and and myself in a text message. This was fake but was funny to see the reactions of everyone thinking it was real. It's 2 beards I'm told with one beneath the other to make it longer. This had some friends of mine believing at first.
Title: Re: Longest Beard???
Post by: LaLongbeard on May 03, 2019, 07:18:06 AM
If you look close you can see the ends of the first beard and the slight color difference of the second beard. Don't see what the point was or who would believe it
Title: Re: Longest Beard???
Post by: GobbleNut on May 03, 2019, 07:53:03 AM
Well, at least nobody noticed the tape measure.  As I recall, that is one of those tapes that certain "places" sell to guys to make certain "appendages" look more impressive than they actually are,...turns a four-incher into an 8-incher.  Of course, this is only rumor I have heard,...I would never have frequented one of those places or used one of those myself...   ;D :toothy12:
Title: Re: Longest Beard???
Post by: wchadw on May 03, 2019, 08:09:11 AM
Awesome


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Title: Re: Longest Beard???
Post by: kjnengr on May 03, 2019, 09:34:04 AM
Must be one of them metric centimeter tape measures.  The beard is actually 6.3 inches.
Title: Re: Longest Beard???
Post by: aclawrence on May 03, 2019, 12:47:21 PM
Quote from: kjnengr on May 03, 2019, 09:34:04 AM
Must be one of them metric centimeter tape measures.  The beard is actually 6.3 inches.
Average beard length


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Title: Re: Longest Beard???
Post by: MK M GOBL on May 03, 2019, 02:13:41 PM
LOL,  not that a "real" beard can't get that long, wasn't even a good attempt....


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