Title: 100 mph Goat
Post by: tomstopper on January 25, 2019, 03:08:35 AM
Post by: tomstopper on January 25, 2019, 03:08:35 AM
This is an old joke and I posted it a long time ago but due to a friend's request for me to text it to him, I thought I would repost it again. I still find it funny every time I see it pop up. Hope you enjoy.
Two guys are hunting when they come across a deep hole.
The first hunter says, "Wow, that's some hole; I can't even see the bottom.
I wonder how deep it is."
The second hunter says," I don't know, let's throw something down and listen
and see how long it takes to hit bottom."
The first hunter says, "There's this old automobile transmission over here,
give me a hand and we'll throw it in and see".
So they pick it up and carry it over, and count - one and two and three -
and throw it in the hole.
They are standing there listening and looking over the edge and they hear a
rustling in the brush behind them. As they turn around they see a goat come
crashing through the brush, run up to the hole and with no hesitation, jump
in head first.
While they are standing there looking at each other, looking in the hole
and trying to figure out what that was all about, an old farmer walks up.
"Say there," says the farmer, "you fellers didn't happen to see my goat
around here anywhere, did you?"
The first hunter says, " Funny you ask 'cause we just standing here a
minute ago and a goat came running out of the bushes doin' about a 100 miles
an hour and jumped head first into this hole here!"
The old farmer said, "That couldn't be him, he was chained to a
transmission!"
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Two guys are hunting when they come across a deep hole.
The first hunter says, "Wow, that's some hole; I can't even see the bottom.
I wonder how deep it is."
The second hunter says," I don't know, let's throw something down and listen
and see how long it takes to hit bottom."
The first hunter says, "There's this old automobile transmission over here,
give me a hand and we'll throw it in and see".
So they pick it up and carry it over, and count - one and two and three -
and throw it in the hole.
They are standing there listening and looking over the edge and they hear a
rustling in the brush behind them. As they turn around they see a goat come
crashing through the brush, run up to the hole and with no hesitation, jump
in head first.
While they are standing there looking at each other, looking in the hole
and trying to figure out what that was all about, an old farmer walks up.
"Say there," says the farmer, "you fellers didn't happen to see my goat
around here anywhere, did you?"
The first hunter says, " Funny you ask 'cause we just standing here a
minute ago and a goat came running out of the bushes doin' about a 100 miles
an hour and jumped head first into this hole here!"
The old farmer said, "That couldn't be him, he was chained to a
transmission!"
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Title: Re: 100 mph Goat
Post by: Dr Juice on January 25, 2019, 05:33:01 AM
Post by: Dr Juice on January 25, 2019, 05:33:01 AM
Awesome 
Title: Re: 100 mph Goat
Post by: Ozarks Hillbilly on January 25, 2019, 05:41:06 AM
Post by: Ozarks Hillbilly on January 25, 2019, 05:41:06 AM
Good one, hardest I've laughed in a long time. Thank you for that!
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Title: Re: 100 mph Goat
Post by: daddyduke on January 25, 2019, 08:55:32 AM
Post by: daddyduke on January 25, 2019, 08:55:32 AM
That's funny.
Title: Re: 100 mph Goat
Post by: ddturkeyhunter on January 25, 2019, 09:07:07 AM
Post by: ddturkeyhunter on January 25, 2019, 09:07:07 AM
I know I will be passing it along. Thanks
Title: Re: 100 mph Goat
Post by: crow on January 25, 2019, 09:19:39 AM
Post by: crow on January 25, 2019, 09:19:39 AM
Thats a good one ;D
Title: Re: 100 mph Goat
Post by: Turkeyslayer7 on January 25, 2019, 09:22:10 AM
Post by: Turkeyslayer7 on January 25, 2019, 09:22:10 AM
That is great lol. Screenshot it so I wouldn't forget it
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Title: Re: 100 mph Goat
Post by: outdoors on January 25, 2019, 09:46:08 AM
Post by: outdoors on January 25, 2019, 09:46:08 AM
:z-winnersmiley:
Title: Re: 100 mph Goat
Post by: Swather on January 25, 2019, 03:02:52 PM
Post by: Swather on January 25, 2019, 03:02:52 PM
I point you to the indelible Mr. Jerry Clower, the foremost teller of the joke, The Big Red Goat.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yu2lqaSMyZ8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yu2lqaSMyZ8
Title: Re: 100 mph Goat
Post by: RutnNStrutn on January 25, 2019, 03:50:13 PM
Post by: RutnNStrutn on January 25, 2019, 03:50:13 PM
:lol: ;D :TooFunny:
Title: Re: 100 mph Goat
Post by: kyturkeyhunter4 on January 25, 2019, 04:57:56 PM
Post by: kyturkeyhunter4 on January 25, 2019, 04:57:56 PM
:TooFunny:
Title: Re: 100 mph Goat
Post by: Deputy 14 on January 25, 2019, 05:35:42 PM
Post by: Deputy 14 on January 25, 2019, 05:35:42 PM
:TooFunny:
Title: Re: 100 mph Goat
Post by: kdfester on January 25, 2019, 07:04:04 PM
Post by: kdfester on January 25, 2019, 07:04:04 PM
Jerry Clower was a master. If you have never heard of him, please look him up. :TooFunny:
Title: Re: 100 mph Goat
Post by: bobk on January 25, 2019, 07:51:44 PM
Post by: bobk on January 25, 2019, 07:51:44 PM
Jeff Clower on youtube is some funny stuff.
Title: Re: 100 mph Goat
Post by: captpete on January 27, 2019, 09:13:25 AM
Post by: captpete on January 27, 2019, 09:13:25 AM
Quote from: Swather on January 25, 2019, 03:02:52 PM
I point you to the indelible Mr. Jerry Clower, the foremost teller of the joke, The Big Red Goat.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yu2lqaSMyZ8
Thanks for the link. I sat and watched youtube videos of him for almost 2 hours last night...great stuff!!!!!
Title: Re: 100 mph Goat
Post by: LaLongbeard on January 27, 2019, 08:24:08 PM
Post by: LaLongbeard on January 27, 2019, 08:24:08 PM
Jerry Clower one of the best story tellers that ever lived
Title: Re: 100 mph Goat
Post by: LRD on January 27, 2019, 10:11:38 PM
Post by: LRD on January 27, 2019, 10:11:38 PM
Gotta love Jerry Clower.
Title: Re: 100 mph Goat
Post by: Sir-diealot on January 28, 2019, 12:38:13 PM
Post by: Sir-diealot on January 28, 2019, 12:38:13 PM
Funny. I will look up the video later. By the way, I wonder if I was the only one that thought this story was going to be about a GTO ?
Title: Re: 100 mph Goat
Post by: tomstopper on January 28, 2019, 01:53:48 PM
Post by: tomstopper on January 28, 2019, 01:53:48 PM
Quote from: Sir-diealot on January 28, 2019, 12:38:13 PMNo your not. Actually thought about that when I posted the title but didn't think anyone would care to comment on it. Funny. I bet we are not the only ones
Funny. I will look up the video later. By the way, I wonder if I was the only one that thought this story was going to be about a GTO ?
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Title: Re: 100 mph Goat
Post by: Sir-diealot on January 28, 2019, 02:06:59 PM
Post by: Sir-diealot on January 28, 2019, 02:06:59 PM
Quote from: tomstopper on January 28, 2019, 01:53:48 PMI would bet so now. lol I would rather own a GTX than a GTO though.Quote from: Sir-diealot on January 28, 2019, 12:38:13 PMNo your not. Actually thought about that when I posted the title but didn't think anyone would care to comment on it. Funny. I bet we are not the only ones
Funny. I will look up the video later. By the way, I wonder if I was the only one that thought this story was going to be about a GTO ?
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Title: Re: 100 mph Goat
Post by: Swather on January 28, 2019, 02:24:09 PM
Post by: Swather on January 28, 2019, 02:24:09 PM
Jerry Clower was from Liberty, MS, as was Allen Jenkins, the man that bought Lynch calls from the founder and operated the company for the longest period.
Just shoot up here amongst us...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-AX9QoFhEhI
Just shoot up here amongst us...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-AX9QoFhEhI
Title: Re: 100 mph Goat
Post by: tomfooleryy on January 28, 2019, 02:54:28 PM
Post by: tomfooleryy on January 28, 2019, 02:54:28 PM
Thanks for sharing, he's got some good stuff on YouTube!