I'm always trying to up my game. I think my newest creation I'm working on will equal some of my other ground breaking inventions such as Badonkadeke, Keys To Success, Rattling Spurs and The String. Haven't decided on the official name yet but I have narrowed it down to Flippin Fan, Fan Flush or the Deuce Reaper. After minutes of consulting with my engineering staff which is me, I have come up with a design and am in the process of building the prototype. Now that I have all the mechanics worked out, all that's left to do is camouflage it, attach the fans front and back, cut eye holes and attach the Kevlar backing. People will no longer have to worry about being shot in the face while reaping. The Kevlar backing will even stop TSS, and gobblers will no longer be able to spur your eyes out. I look for this to be a huge seller and available spring of 2019. They will probably be as hard to find as Federal TSS and Federal 20ga HW 7's. Click for video! You will just have to imagine it painted and with the fans attached.
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Don't let your wife catch you doing that. Put that back on the toilet before she catches you. LOL
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I think you're on to something there.

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I'm guessing the product testing results were pretty crappy... :TooFunny:
MK M GOBL
You must be on wild game innovations consulting staff
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My vote is for the Deuce Reaper.... :icon_thumright: :TooFunny:
Quote from: 1iagobblergetter on April 01, 2018, 11:38:08 AM
My vote is for the Deuce Reaper.... :icon_thumright: :TooFunny:
That's what I'm leaning towards right now.
Can we get it in Bottomland or Green Leaf? ;D. :TooFunny:
Good thinking Boilermaker
Pretty nifty rig there. Getting ready to drop the deuce on some crafty old toms huh?
You should put gobblenut on your testing crew. Just put an air horn attachment on it so he can locate one first.
if they come out in bottomland put me down for one.
That's the sh**. :funnyturkey:
Shut up and take my money already :turkey2:
Brilliant and well thought out! :z-winnersmiley: :TooFunny:
Bet he was sitting on it when it came to mind.
Are you taking pre-orders? Hahaha
Quote from: Boilermaker on April 01, 2018, 11:46:18 AM
Can we get it in Bottomland or Green Leaf? ;D. :TooFunny:
I was thinking more along the lines of vintage Realtree Brown Leaf
You have the product of the year!
Can I be on your "prostaff"
Quote from: Old Gobbler on April 01, 2018, 07:41:05 PM
Can I be on your "prostaff"
It appears they might be an opening..............
Leave the kevlar off and let those $#!tty reapers catch a load!
I would make sure you go ahead and patent that....just to be safe. Price it right and they'll sell like hotcakes, $179.99 and you're golden. :toothy12: :turkey2:
sad part is, bet you could sell some.
If I could get Michael Waddel to put it around his neck and pose for a picture with it, and slap a N"WTF" sticker on it, I doubt I could keep up with the demand.
I think this is punishment for leaving the seat up to many times.
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Can you autograph mine please, Credit Card # in PM :funnyturkey: