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Title: Derail this thread...
Post by: Happy on February 12, 2018, 09:44:38 PM
Ok. Here is a thread anyone can feel free to derail. I don't want to throw other fine folks threads off track so here is one just for the stupidity of it.
Bottomland, I do drive a Chevrolet. I have found Ford to be more popular because it's a brand most of its owners can spell. I may be a rookie turkey hunter who has yet to kill a bird but at least I can spell. Sort of anyways.
Title: Re: Derail this thread...
Post by: Greg Massey on February 12, 2018, 10:07:30 PM
I guess sometimes , we just need to use spell check... i hope i spelt that irght ... :TooFunny:
Title: Re: Derail this thread...
Post by: BottomLand54 on February 12, 2018, 10:12:19 PM
I can't spale or hnt lol


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Title: Re: Derail this thread...
Post by: Happy on February 12, 2018, 10:14:24 PM
Spellchecker is a liar. See what it just did to me?
Title: Re: Derail this thread...
Post by: Greg Massey on February 12, 2018, 10:17:37 PM
Quote from: Happy on February 12, 2018, 10:14:24 PM
Spellchecker is a liar. See what it just did to me?
Happy i can't dance either... :jackson: :jackson:
Title: Re: Derail this thread...
Post by: larry9988 on February 12, 2018, 10:28:32 PM
A,B,C,F,L,G......I know some more letters but not in order like that.(Earnest T. Bass)
Title: Re: Derail this thread...
Post by: BottomLand54 on February 12, 2018, 10:34:33 PM
Happy how long you been turkey hunting? I have only been serious turkey hunting for 3 years.

2 years before was huge failure as I had no one to show me. While I was deer hunting my uncles property 4 years ago there is an older gentleman that owns land below my uncles land, we started talking deer hunting and he asked me if I ever turkey hunted and said man I have tried with no success. He said I will take you in the spring, long story short spring came if that next year and I didn't have his contact number but I knew where he lived so I went to his house, he wasn't at home so I wrote a note with my name and number and said I want to go turkey hunting. He called me and the first time he took me he called in 2 Jake's and we both shot a Jake double header it was his first and he done it because it was my first turkey and it made it that much more special. This man would never shoot a Jake and Lord willing that is my first and last Jake. The next week he took me again and I tagged out shooting a 10.5 inch long beard. This man is soon to be 66 and has thought me everything he knows about turkey hunting. He took the time to instill in me a passion for a wild bird that to me is one of the most intriguing wild game animals man can hunt. Now i have such a passion for it that I have went plum crazy.

I have been so blessed that at 30 years old I have been able to kill 2 very very nice birds and hopefully this year another one.

The special thing about all this as green as I am behind the ears this last season spring of 2017 I called in this mans 2nd biggest trkey he's ever shot, and he has shot allot of turkeys, that may not mean much to many but I didn't know nothing about turkey hunting and getting the privilege to call this man a bird in who took time to instill in me turkey hunting.


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Title: Re: Derail this thread...
Post by: Ranger on February 13, 2018, 06:52:36 AM
Quote from: BottomLand54 on February 12, 2018, 10:34:33 PM
Happy how long you been turkey hunting? I have only been serious turkey hunting for 3 years.

2 years before was huge failure as I had no one to show me. While I was deer hunting my uncles property 4 years ago there is an older gentleman that owns land below my uncles land, we started talking deer hunting and he asked me if I ever turkey hunted and said man I have tried with no success. He said I will take you in the spring, long story short spring came if that next year and I didn't have his contact number but I knew where he lived so I went to his house, he wasn't at home so I wrote a note with my name and number and said I want to go turkey hunting. He called me and the first time he took me he called in 2 Jake's and we both shot a Jake double header it was his first and he done it because it was my first turkey and it made it that much more special. This man would never shoot a Jake and Lord willing that is my first and last Jake. The next week he took me again and I tagged out shooting a 10.5 inch long beard. This man is soon to be 66 and has thought me everything he knows about turkey hunting. He took the time to instill in me a passion for a wild bird that to me is one of the most intriguing wild game animals man can hunt. Now i have such a passion for it that I have went plum crazy.

I have been so blessed that at 30 years old I have been able to kill 2 very very nice birds and hopefully this year another one.

The special thing about all this as green as I am behind the ears this last season spring of 2017 I called in this mans 2nd biggest trkey he's ever shot, and he has shot allot of turkeys, that may not mean much to many but I didn't know nothing about turkey hunting and getting the privilege to call this man a bird in who took time to instill in me turkey hunting.


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That's what it's all about.  And anybody that says that doesn't mean much has long forgotten how important the chess game first was when they caught the disease.  I hope you and that man have many good memories together
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Post by: Happy on February 13, 2018, 07:09:58 AM
Congrats on your success. Mine came a little harder. I was infatuated by turkeys and hunting them at a very young age. I want go into details but I was pretty much raised by a single mom. We did raise turkeys and chickens so I raised and butchered them. When I was about ten a fellow at our church gave me two wild turkey hatchlings from a nest he accidentally mowed on his farm. He knew I was into turkeys and incubated them for me. I raised them up and it was a hen and a tom. I spent hours with those birds. I was the only person he would let pet him and I could pick him up and set him in my lap. I also had a fellow who was a competitive turkey caller in our church. That was when raye eye was a big name in the turkey world and this fellow was a huge fan of his.
He bought me my first turkey calls and helped me learn to call. I had a lohman turkey tracer slate and a quaker boy boss hen diaghram. I practiced constantly and clyde (my turkey gobbler) was my target. I would hide and call to him for hours. I finally got to go hunting with this "mentor" 
of mine and we didn't hear a bird. That was my only guided hunt. I started hunting on my own around age 11. Problem was there were absolutely no turkeys on the land behind our house. That didn't stop me though and I kept at it. Finally at the age of 21 I had managed to get out on my own and had a vehicle, a new mossberg 835 and access to a private chunk of land that had turkeys. I killed a jake at about 13 or 14 yards the first day of season. I have been at it ever since. Don't know how many I have killed since and don't really care. I lost a bunch of beards while moving from place to place and having pets destroy them. But it isn't a numbers game to me. I just love to hunt them. I love calling them in for others and have been fortunate to call in a lot of first birds for both kids and adults. One of my favorites is in my avatar. That's my oldest boy at the age of 11 with his first longbeard. So to sum it up I have been running around the woods chasing turkeys for 25 years and acually killing them for about 16.
Title: Re: Derail this thread...
Post by: BottomLand54 on February 13, 2018, 07:38:09 AM
Quote from: Happy on February 13, 2018, 07:09:58 AM
Congrats on your success. Mine came a little harder. I was infatuated by turkeys and hunting them at a very young age. I want go into details but I was pretty much raised by a single mom. We did raise turkeys and chickens so I raised and butchered them. When I was about ten a fellow at our church gave me two wild turkey hatchlings from a nest he accidentally mowed on his farm. He knew I was into turkeys and incubated them for me. I raised them up and it was a hen and a tom. I spent hours with those birds. I was the only person he would let pet him and I could pick him up and set him in my lap. I also had a fellow who was a competitive turkey caller in our church. That was when raye eye was a big name in the turkey world and this fellow was a huge fan of his.
He bought me my first turkey calls and helped me learn to call. I had a lohman turkey tracer slate and a quaker boy boss hen diaghram. I practiced constantly and clyde (my turkey gobbler) was my target. I would hide and call to him for hours. I finally got to go hunting with this "mentor" 
of mine and we didn't hear a bird. That was my only guided hunt. I started hunting on my own around age 11. Problem was there were absolutely no turkeys on the land behind our house. That didn't stop me though and I kept at it. Finally at the age of 21 I had managed to get out on my own and had a vehicle, a new mossberg 835 and access to a private chunk of land that had turkeys. I killed a jake at about 13 or 14 yards the first day of season. I have been at it ever since. Don't know how many I have killed since and don't really care. I lost a bunch of beards while moving from place to place and having pets destroy them. But it isn't a numbers game to me. I just love to hunt them. I love calling them in for others and have been fortunate to call in a lot of first birds for both kids and adults. One of my favorites is in my avatar. That's my oldest boy at the age of 11 with his first longbeard. So to sum it up I have been running around the woods chasing turkeys for 25 years and acually killing them for about 16.
That's awesome story man, I am in the same boat as you, it's not about numbers. It's about he hunt. I have had the privilege to take 6 folks now 3 beings kids and 3 being adults. I have had 2 kids take there first bird and man it was almost more exciting then me killing mine. I suppose that's why Jesus said: "It is more blessed to give than to receive" Acts 21:35

I don't have pictures on my new phone if these kids with there birds but it's instilled my heart and mind that smile and joy it brought to their heart.

Talking about loosing pieces of birds lol, I had my fans and beards laid out in my grandfathers garage, he didn't know any better and threw them all away this past year while cleaning up. So I have nothing now but like I just mentioned that joy and addiction and desire to keep on keeping on is still brother in my blood.


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Title: Re: Derail this thread...
Post by: Gooserbat on February 13, 2018, 08:25:34 AM
I killed a turkey at 71 steps last year with a tss handload.

Title: Re: Derail this thread...
Post by: Happy on February 13, 2018, 08:57:06 AM
Ohh. I think someone just poked a stick on the spokes of this bicycles front tire. Did you fan him as well?
Title: Re: Derail this thread...
Post by: Gobspur on February 13, 2018, 08:57:54 AM
Quote from: Gooserbat on February 13, 2018, 08:25:34 AM
I killed a turkey at 71 steps last year with a tss handload.

GB - you forgot to spellcheck.  We know you meant 17 steps.  :toothy12:
Title: Re: Derail this thread...
Post by: renegade19 on February 13, 2018, 09:01:45 AM
Quote from: Gooserbat on February 13, 2018, 08:25:34 AM
I killed a turkey at 71 steps last year with a tss handload.

Were they baby steps?   :wave:
Title: Re: Derail this thread...
Post by: BottomLand54 on February 13, 2018, 09:13:11 AM
71 steps that's all?  I shot one when I was 3.5 yrs old with a red Ryder B.B. Gun with a daisy heavier then tin B.B.. in the eyeball at 96.3 yards.




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Title: Re: Derail this thread...
Post by: Greg Massey on February 13, 2018, 10:28:39 AM
Quote from: Gooserbat on February 13, 2018, 08:25:34 AM
I killed a turkey at 71 steps last year with a tss handload.
Did you throw the Tss hand load at the turkey? I don't see where you shot the bird with a gun, am i missing something..it must be splet chcek.. :goofball:
Title: Re: Derail this thread...
Post by: stinkpickle on February 13, 2018, 02:01:13 PM
I've been gone too long.  What exactly is happening here???
Title: Re: Derail this thread...
Post by: owlhoot on February 13, 2018, 05:08:02 PM
Quote from: stinkpickle on February 13, 2018, 02:01:13 PM
I've been gone too long.  What exactly is happening here???

Oh , so now you show up  :popcorn: :newmascot:
Title: Re: Derail this thread...
Post by: g8rvet on February 13, 2018, 05:08:47 PM
My first bird, I wanted to do it the old school way.  So I hunted naked, with no bug spray. I made face paint (and body paint) with some mud I found.  I fashioned a long stick and made an atl atl.  None of those fancy new fangled bows for me.  The first 40 or so I called in to range, I let walk because I only kill trophies. I finally had one in range and killed one with the atl atl at 20 steps (since patterning the atl atl I found that pattern fails before penetration).  After I killed him, I used his feather to make some arrows and string was made from naturally occurring local vines.  I harvested a hen in the fall so I could finally have a wingbone yelper. I then started really killing birds.  I also started wearing a loin cloth and the local sightings of a swamp ape lessened in our local papers (them Yeti chasers were ruining my hunts).  As I started getting better, I realized I had to  kill more than anyone if I wanted to be: ThE bEst TurKey HuNteR EveR BorN. So I started getting more modern.  I progressed through muzzle loaders, lead only, then Hevi, then HW and now TSS.  My armory of guns and paraphernalia began to expand. At this point, my 4th wife left me, but that was good because I needed the room.  I now hunt from a golf cart, that has a pop up blind on it, use 26 different calls, have an electrified thermacell. I run between 15-16 decoys, mostly stuffed birds, mostly motorized.  My goal is to fill my tags within 30 minutes of flydown on the 2nd day of the season, and if you are not trying to be a natural born killer like me, you are never gonna be a YouSpace sensation like I am.  I have my own video channel and when I whack one, I say my catch phrase "SMOOOOOOOOOOOKED HIIIIIMMMMMMM BAAAAABBBBBBYYYYYYYY".  I am very very cool.


 

On a more serious note, good stories above. 
Title: Re: Derail this thread...
Post by: guesswho on February 13, 2018, 05:12:51 PM
I'm not much on long shots, but I once shot one at 7:45 a.m. and hit him at 4:20 p.m.   I was going to step it off but opted to take the truck instead.   And that was with the old lead paper shells.
Title: Re: Derail this thread...
Post by: g8rvet on February 13, 2018, 05:26:59 PM
Quote from: guesswho on February 13, 2018, 05:12:51 PM
I'm not much on long shots, but I once shot one at 7:45 a.m. and hit him at 4:20 p.m.   I was going to step it off but opted to take the truck instead.   And that was with the old lead paper shells.

Did you stop at a gas station on the way to picking him up? 
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Post by: HookedonHooks on February 13, 2018, 05:27:51 PM
So the Eagles won the Super Bowl? Because I thought it was supposed to be fixed for the Patriots.
Title: Re: Derail this thread...
Post by: guesswho on February 13, 2018, 05:30:30 PM
Quote from: g8rvet on February 13, 2018, 05:26:59 PM
Quote from: guesswho on February 13, 2018, 05:12:51 PM
I'm not much on long shots, but I once shot one at 7:45 a.m. and hit him at 4:20 p.m.   I was going to step it off but opted to take the truck instead.   And that was with the old lead paper shells.

Did you stop at a gas station on the way to picking him up?
No, I was experimenting with electric powered trucks at the time.  If I had known then what I know now I'd have stuck with it.  Plus I'd have been a little smarter back then.
Title: Re: Derail this thread...
Post by: owlhoot on February 13, 2018, 05:35:00 PM
Quote from: guesswho on February 13, 2018, 05:12:51 PM
I'm not much on long shots, but I once shot one at 7:45 a.m. and hit him at 4:20 p.m.   I was going to step it off but opted to take the truck instead.   And that was with the old lead paper shells.
Sky busting or was you practicing on the decoys,again  for fun  ::)
Title: Re: Derail this thread...
Post by: MK M GOBL on February 13, 2018, 05:42:04 PM
My last turkey I got was from Piggly Wiggly said Jennie-O on the bag, was a real easy hunt :TooFunny:

MK M GOBL
Title: Re: Derail this thread...
Post by: crow on February 13, 2018, 06:09:07 PM
Quote from: BottomLand54 on February 13, 2018, 09:13:11 AM
71 steps that's all?  I shot one when I was 3.5 yrs old with a red Ryder B.B. Gun with a daisy heavier then tin B.B.. in the eyeball at 96.3 yards.





when I was 7 or 8 I shot a chicken in the back of the neck with an old Red Rider BB gun, it didn't kill it but made it walk around kind of spastic .

A horse vet was working at our farm that day, nobody knew why this chicken was walking around doing the funky chicken, so my uncle caught it, the vet checked it over and found the BB, it broke the skin and was pressing on the spine

the chicken lucked out with the vet being there, once they found the BB they knew who was responsible and I took my meals standing up for a few days.
Title: Re: Derail this thread...
Post by: Happy on February 13, 2018, 06:16:05 PM
Y'all are amatures. Honest truth I shot at a turkey a few years ago that am still waiting on the pellets to hit. He should have some awsome spurs when his number is up.
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Post by: Greg Massey on February 13, 2018, 06:29:24 PM
I shot one out of a tree one time, that was on his way to taking several hen's on a date.   :funnyturkey:
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Post by: HookedonHooks on February 13, 2018, 06:37:12 PM
Are Lonzo Ball and Lonzo Game Calls the same?
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Post by: Happy on February 13, 2018, 06:44:41 PM
What happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object?
Title: Re: Derail this thread...
Post by: g8rvet on February 13, 2018, 06:45:31 PM
Any of y'alls mama tell you to only put pennies on the railroad track because nickels, dimes and quarters could derail the train?  My mama was tight! 
Title: Re: Derail this thread...
Post by: BottomLand54 on February 13, 2018, 06:47:53 PM
Quote from: Happy on February 13, 2018, 06:44:41 PM
What happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object?
That's like watching our awesome president against all the liberals


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Title: Re: Derail this thread...
Post by: BottomLand54 on February 13, 2018, 06:48:34 PM
Anybody ever seen a catfish?











How did he hold his pole?


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Title: Re: Derail this thread...
Post by: HookedonHooks on February 13, 2018, 07:02:43 PM
Quote from: Happy on February 13, 2018, 06:44:41 PM
What happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object?

Spontaneous Combustion.
Title: Re: Derail this thread...
Post by: NCbowjunkie on February 13, 2018, 08:29:39 PM
Quote from: Happy on February 13, 2018, 06:44:41 PM
What happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object?

Got to go to out house let you know later!
Title: Re: Derail this thread...
Post by: BottomLand54 on February 13, 2018, 09:55:34 PM
Quote from: NCbowjunkie on February 13, 2018, 08:29:39 PM
Quote from: Happy on February 13, 2018, 06:44:41 PM
What happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object?

Got to go to out house let you know later!

:newmascot:
Title: Re: Derail this thread...
Post by: Yoder409 on February 13, 2018, 10:18:31 PM
Shot a spring bird one time..........the shadow of his beard weighed several pounds.    I'd call and call.......he'd gobble and gobble........but he kept getting farther and farther away.  Ends up his beard was so long, he had to walk backwards to keep from tripping on it.  Onliest way I could kill him was I quit calling.  He lost interest and turned around to leave......

Shot him right in the back of the head.....

True story.
Title: Re: Derail this thread...
Post by: Turkz39 on February 13, 2018, 11:43:21 PM
I hunted a gobbler last year for 21 days straight,  I thought  I knew ever step he made, But really he knew ever step I made, because he was always one step ahead of me!! Dang it!  Hopefully this spring he will take his last step! Because Iam about all out of steps for this ole long beard gobbler. You hear me ?
Title: Re: Derail this thread...
Post by: HookedonHooks on February 14, 2018, 12:33:01 AM
Quote from: Turkz39 on February 13, 2018, 11:43:21 PM
I hunted a gobbler last year for 21 days straight,  I thought  I knew ever step he made, But really he knew ever step I made, because he was always one step ahead of me!! Dang it!  Hopefully this spring he will take his last step! Because Iam about all out of steps for this ole long beard gobbler. You hear me ?

You should just go kill him with a .270. Or use TSS either way works.
Title: Re: Derail this thread...
Post by: BottomLand54 on February 14, 2018, 07:48:39 AM
Quote from: HookedonHooks on February 14, 2018, 12:33:01 AM
Quote from: Turkz39 on February 13, 2018, 11:43:21 PM
I hunted a gobbler last year for 21 days straight,  I thought  I knew ever step he made, But really he knew ever step I made, because he was always one step ahead of me!! Dang it!  Hopefully this spring he will take his last step! Because Iam about all out of steps for this ole long beard gobbler. You hear me ?

You should just go kill him with a .270. Or use TSS either way works.
Lol I'd say a 7mag

Last year we were set up in a field turkey hunting with 3 trees in the middle of this field. We were set up in this row of trees with decoys our in the field around this island of trees. We had tons testing loose gobbling on the limb, so we gave them so fly down cackles and a couple soft yelps, once they flew down they got real quite. So we are setting there me and another fellor I hunt with and we are looking back over to our left in the way the turkeys come from normally, and you will not believe what happened.

Next thing we know there is a peacock laying an egg in the middle of our decoy setup. So we sit there and this thing started making all its noises and the Toms were gobbling like crazy, and this 19.4 inch bearded Tom, he could not even walk he had to fly everywhere he went because he would break his neck by stepping on his beard. This Tom comes flying across the field and lands on top the peacock and it looks like a dad breeding pair. He was bigger then the peacock. Ended up shooting 5 times with the sorry ol lead shot number 5s at 13 yards and missed every time it just wouldn't do the trick and both of them flew off together like two doves.

If we would have a rifle season for turkey we could have used our 45-70 Henry golden boy and filled the truck up.




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Title: Re: Derail this thread...
Post by: GobbleNut on February 14, 2018, 08:26:20 AM
Seein' as how this could turn into another "word association" never-ending story, I am going to derail it once and for all...

tHe fAct iS that mE, MyseLf and I aRe the bEst ThrEe dUrn tArkeY hUnteRs oN PlaNet Erf  beCuz wE sAy sO.  nO nEed feR anY fUrthEr dIs-Cuss-sHun.

tHe EnD....    :toothy9: :toothy9: :newmascot: :newmascot: :newmascot: :toothy9: :toothy9:
Title: Re: Derail this thread...
Post by: Happy on February 14, 2018, 09:37:28 AM
Well if we are getting into a wee wee measuring contest I will not stoop so low as to whip mine out. However I will pull out enough to win. :)
Title: Re: Derail this thread...
Post by: Gobble! on February 14, 2018, 09:54:00 AM
Heard Remington is filling bankruptcy. Wonder if they will ask the government to bail them out like they did for GM because they make junk and don't know how to run a company. I've always wanted to sell my 870 and get a 835 because its a better gun, now I have a reason.

99% of people who say they have been hunting the same bird for 4 years are liars.

If I don't go to church but I'm a good person do I get into heaven? What about a person who goes to church three times a week but is a terrible person overall, like all those preachers who touch little boys? To far?


Title: Re: Derail this thread...
Post by: GobbleNut on February 14, 2018, 10:04:56 AM
Quote from: Gobble! on February 14, 2018, 09:54:00 AM
Heard Remington is filling bankruptcy. Wonder if they will ask the government to bail them out like they did for GM because they make junk and don't know how to run a company. I've always wanted to sell my 870 and get a 835 because its a better gun, now I have a reason.

99% of people who say they have been hunting the same bird for 4 years are liars.

If I don't go to church but I'm a good person do I get into heaven? What about a person who goes to church three times a week but is a terrible person overall, like all those preachers who touch little boys? To far?

Oh Nooooo!  You didn't?!    :popcorn:   :TrainWreck1:   :popcorn:
Title: Re: Derail this thread...
Post by: 1iagobblergetter on February 14, 2018, 10:36:57 AM
Quote from: Happy on February 14, 2018, 09:37:28 AM
Well if we are getting into a wee wee measuring contest I will not stoop so low as to whip mine out. However I will pull out enough to win. :)
Now the crapppp is getting deep. Lol
Title: Re: Derail this thread...
Post by: BottomLand54 on February 14, 2018, 11:37:52 AM
What about the religious people of the day of Jesus who acted good, thought they were good, and even went to the temple every time it was prayer time? Yet Jesus said depart from
Me ye workers of Iniquity?



Waders needed.... or maybe pampers for immature turkey hunters.




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Title: Re: Derail this thread...
Post by: Greg Massey on February 14, 2018, 11:38:17 AM
Look out guys, Happy getting the measuring stick out... or was he talking striker... ???
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Post by: Happy on February 14, 2018, 12:11:08 PM
It's my story so I will tell it how I want.
Title: Re: Derail this thread...
Post by: 1iagobblergetter on February 14, 2018, 12:21:14 PM
Quote from: Greg Massey on February 14, 2018, 11:38:17 AM
Look out guys, Happy getting the measuring stick out... or was he talking striker... ???
For a Lynchs jet slate.... :TooFunny:
Title: Re: Derail this thread...
Post by: Happy on February 14, 2018, 12:24:57 PM
Quote from: 1iagobblergetter on February 14, 2018, 12:21:14 PM
Quote from: Greg Massey on February 14, 2018, 11:38:17 AM
Look out guys, Happy getting the measuring stick out... or was he talking striker... ???
For a Lynchs jet slate.... :TooFunny:
Now that was a good one!!!!
Title: Re: Derail this thread...
Post by: GobbleNut on February 14, 2018, 12:41:37 PM
As a new bride once said,..."I've seen strikers before,...that's a wee wee"...   ;D
Title: Re: Derail this thread...
Post by: BottomLand54 on February 14, 2018, 12:48:15 PM
Quote from: Greg Massey on February 14, 2018, 11:38:17 AM
Look out guys, Happy getting the measuring stick out... or was he talking striker... ???

hes talking about a micrometer. :z-guntootsmiley:
Title: Re: Derail this thread...
Post by: Yoder409 on February 14, 2018, 01:16:56 PM
If you have a triangle slice of pizza on a round plate, is there any way that can be a square meal ??
Title: Re: Derail this thread...
Post by: Yoder409 on February 14, 2018, 01:17:45 PM
 :TrainWreck1:
Title: Re: Derail this thread...
Post by: larry9988 on February 14, 2018, 01:32:47 PM
Church attendance in a Bible teaching church is important, but church attendance alone saves no one.
Title: Re: Derail this thread...
Post by: HookedonHooks on February 14, 2018, 01:33:13 PM
No comments on whether Lonzo Ball is behind Lonzo's Custom Calls? I really want to know as I hear his autograph will be worth a fortune.
Title: Re: Derail this thread...
Post by: BottomLand54 on February 14, 2018, 01:42:23 PM
Quote from: larry9988 on February 14, 2018, 01:32:47 PM
Church attendance in a Bible teaching church is important, but church attendance alone saves no one.

AMEN
Title: Re: Derail this thread...
Post by: g8rvet on February 14, 2018, 08:40:27 PM
Which one of y'all got some beads at Mardi Gras? 

Perverts.   :toothy12: :you_rock: :goofball:
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Post by: Yoder409 on February 14, 2018, 08:43:44 PM
You mean Party Bras.....................
Title: Re: Derail this thread...
Post by: fallhnt on February 14, 2018, 08:44:25 PM
Quote from: renegade19 on February 13, 2018, 09:01:45 AM
Quote from: Gooserbat on February 13, 2018, 08:25:34 AM
I killed a turkey at 71 steps last year with a tss handload.

Were they baby steps?   :wave:
No....I saw another post. He said he takes long steps. Lol

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Post by: Happy on February 14, 2018, 08:44:53 PM
Quote from: g8rvet on February 14, 2018, 08:40:27 PM
Which one of y'all got some beads at Mardi Gras? 

Perverts.   :toothy12: :you_rock: :goofball:
Ain't never been ain't never will be. There's enough boobs right here on this site to keep me entertained.
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Post by: fallhnt on February 14, 2018, 08:45:55 PM
Who wants to discuss religion and politics?

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Post by: guesswho on February 14, 2018, 08:46:23 PM
Quote from: Happy on February 14, 2018, 08:44:53 PM
Quote from: g8rvet on February 14, 2018, 08:40:27 PM
Which one of y'all got some beads at Mardi Gras? 

Perverts.   :toothy12: :you_rock: :goofball:
Ain't never been ain't never will be. There's enough boobs right here on this site to keep me entertained.
And mine are real, mostly!
Title: Re: Derail this thread...
Post by: Yoder409 on February 14, 2018, 08:55:23 PM
Quote from: guesswho on February 14, 2018, 08:46:23 PM
Quote from: Happy on February 14, 2018, 08:44:53 PM
Quote from: g8rvet on February 14, 2018, 08:40:27 PM
Which one of y'all got some beads at Mardi Gras? 

Perverts.   :toothy12: :you_rock: :goofball:
Ain't never been ain't never will be. There's enough boobs right here on this site to keep me entertained.
And mine are real, mostly!

Moobs ??
Title: Re: Derail this thread...
Post by: g8rvet on February 14, 2018, 08:58:06 PM
I was at  my nephew and his wife's "gender reveal" party.  That is a thing now.  Look it up. Ugh.  I walked in and they were all being serious and talking about gender, breast feeding, blahblahblahblah. As I filled my plate I said loudly, "I have gender issues, I was breast fed by my father".  Maybe they won't invite me to the next one.
Title: Re: Derail this thread...
Post by: Marc on February 14, 2018, 10:29:16 PM
I due knot no what you are talking about?  I use spell check and it does knot seem to make a difference.  Eye no their are other people who use spell check two.  I still sea a lot of mistakes.

I wonder if this was as difficult to reed, as it was to right?
Title: Re: Derail this thread...
Post by: Cut N Run on February 14, 2018, 11:47:50 PM
Merkin..look it up.

Jim
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Post by: BottomLand54 on February 15, 2018, 07:39:51 AM
Any one know how to remove the 8 torque head screws off of the propellor clutch on a 1996 Cessna? What size wrench? Did you use air pressure like and impact wrench.



Also what is your favorite kind of plunger do you like the plastic ones or the rubber ones?


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Title: Re: Derail this thread...
Post by: Happy on February 15, 2018, 08:04:46 AM
Acytalene torch.
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Post by: THattaway on February 15, 2018, 08:11:26 AM
I just did a search on turkey hunting and came up with a hit on this thread. I am new to turkey hunting. Could any of you share a good spot on public land to try? A place with lots turkeys and no hunting pressure? Also, what shells shoot best in a shotgun?
Title: Re: Derail this thread...
Post by: Gobspur on February 15, 2018, 08:29:06 AM
Quote from: THattaway on February 15, 2018, 08:11:26 AM
I just did a search on turkey hunting and came up with a hit on this thread. I am new to turkey hunting. Could any of you share a good spot on public land to try? A place with lots turkeys and no hunting pressure? Also, what shells shoot best in a shotgun?

Try these coordinates -5.3507, -65.5770, should get you to some unpressured area.  Not sure on turkey population though, I haven't hunted it.  You should go scout.
Title: Re: Derail this thread...
Post by: Happy on February 15, 2018, 09:12:17 AM
Quote from: THattaway on February 15, 2018, 08:11:26 AM
I just did a search on turkey hunting and came up with a hit on this thread. I am new to turkey hunting. Could any of you share a good spot on public land to try? A place with lots turkeys and no hunting pressure? Also, what shells shoot best in a shotgun?
Better yet how bout you come along with me. We will spend the first hour and a half climbing a mountain. Bring comfortable boots.
Title: Re: Derail this thread...
Post by: Greg Massey on February 15, 2018, 10:34:29 AM
Quote from: Happy on February 15, 2018, 09:12:17 AM
Quote from: THattaway on February 15, 2018, 08:11:26 AM
I just did a search on turkey hunting and came up with a hit on this thread. I am new to turkey hunting. Could any of you share a good spot on public land to try? A place with lots turkeys and no hunting pressure? Also, what shells shoot best in a shotgun?
Better yet how bout you come along with me. We will spend the first hour and a half climbing a mountain. Bring comfortable boots.
Happy, can i ride with you to the mountain and watch you climd it from the turck.. if you want i will vidoe tape you from the turck... :help:     Bottomland54 , said he would furnish drniks and sncaks..
Title: Re: Derail this thread...
Post by: THattaway on February 15, 2018, 10:38:38 AM
But what shells shoot best?
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Post by: HookedonHooks on February 15, 2018, 10:41:41 AM
Quote from: THattaway on February 15, 2018, 10:38:38 AM
But what shells shoot best?
Definitely TSS or better known as "Turkey Sniper Shot" because you can feel "comfortable" at 80.
Title: Re: Derail this thread...
Post by: g8rvet on February 15, 2018, 12:42:30 PM
I like turtles.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CMNry4PE93Y
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Post by: Yoder409 on February 15, 2018, 01:27:38 PM
Windy today
Title: Re: Derail this thread...
Post by: guesswho on February 15, 2018, 02:27:33 PM
Quote from: Yoder409 on February 15, 2018, 01:27:38 PM
Windy today
That was me :-X
Title: Re: Derail this thread...
Post by: southern_leo on February 15, 2018, 02:55:39 PM
Quote from: g8rvet on February 15, 2018, 12:42:30 PM
I like turtles.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CMNry4PE93Y
Great video

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Post by: southern_leo on February 15, 2018, 02:56:12 PM
I shot a turkey today. Scared the crap out of everyone in the frozen food aisle.

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Title: Re: Derail this thread...
Post by: BottomLand54 on February 15, 2018, 03:08:55 PM
I shoot buckshot, and hunt with happy and slip in on Greg Massey's farms when he is sleeping.

I would defiantly take an 8 gauge. Public land hunting just find the parking lot with the most cars that's the best places.


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Title: Re: Derail this thread...
Post by: Yoder409 on February 15, 2018, 04:28:41 PM
Quote from: guesswho on February 15, 2018, 02:27:33 PM
Quote from: Yoder409 on February 15, 2018, 01:27:38 PM
Windy today
That was me :-X

Chili last night ??
Title: Re: Derail this thread...
Post by: guesswho on February 15, 2018, 04:32:13 PM
Quote from: Yoder409 on February 15, 2018, 04:28:41 PM
Quote from: guesswho on February 15, 2018, 02:27:33 PM
Quote from: Yoder409 on February 15, 2018, 01:27:38 PM
Windy today
That was me :-X

Chili last night ??
Yes, from Wendy's.
Title: Re: Derail this thread...
Post by: Happy on February 15, 2018, 06:01:45 PM
Quote from: BottomLand54 on February 15, 2018, 03:08:55 PM
I shoot buckshot, and hunt with happy and slip in on Greg Massey's farms when he is sleeping.

I would defiantly take an 8 gauge. Public land hunting just find the parking lot with the most cars that's the best places.


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Guess it's a good thing I use slugs.
Title: Re: Derail this thread...
Post by: BottomLand54 on February 15, 2018, 06:08:31 PM
Quote from: Happy on February 15, 2018, 06:01:45 PM
Quote from: BottomLand54 on February 15, 2018, 03:08:55 PM
I shoot buckshot, and hunt with happy and slip in on Greg Massey's farms when he is sleeping.

I would defiantly take an 8 gauge. Public land hunting just find the parking lot with the most cars that's the best places.


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Guess it's a good thing I use slugs.
Happy I thought about switching to those hornady ssx slugs how do they work on those 600 yard turkey shots?


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Title: Re: Derail this thread...
Post by: Happy on February 15, 2018, 06:22:28 PM
Long as you hold high, like 20ft high they are like lighting. They are a whole Nother level above tss.
Title: Re: Derail this thread...
Post by: Yoder409 on February 15, 2018, 07:35:54 PM
Quote from: Happy on February 15, 2018, 06:22:28 PM
Long as you hold high, like 20ft high they are like lighting. They are a whole Nother level above tss.

Or shoot em outta a Weatherby shotgun.  Them Weatherbys shoot flat to 600.
Title: Re: Derail this thread...
Post by: dayna105 on February 15, 2018, 07:57:57 PM
Ever wonder how they get non-stick teflon to stick to pans?
Title: Re: Derail this thread...
Post by: Happy on February 15, 2018, 08:21:28 PM
Or if a snake could crawl on its back? That was my 7 year olds question at bedtime tonight.
Title: Re: Derail this thread...
Post by: BottomLand54 on February 15, 2018, 08:33:58 PM
Quote from: Yoder409 on February 15, 2018, 07:35:54 PM
Quote from: Happy on February 15, 2018, 06:22:28 PM
Long as you hold high, like 20ft high they are like lighting. They are a whole Nother level above tss.

Or shoot em outta a Weatherby shotgun.  Them Weatherbys shoot flat to 600.

my sa-459 i had shot all the way back to china wear it was maed!
Title: Re: Derail this thread...
Post by: Yoder409 on February 15, 2018, 08:44:17 PM
Chevy trucks are the best.

No other truck comes close.
Title: Re: Derail this thread...
Post by: Happy on February 15, 2018, 08:55:41 PM
Quote from: Yoder409 on February 15, 2018, 08:44:17 PM
Chevy trucks are the best.

No other truck comes close.
No other truck may but a turkey got to close to mine once.
Title: Re: Derail this thread...
Post by: Yoder409 on February 15, 2018, 09:10:00 PM
Who passed Murphy's Law ??

Had to be the democrats..............
Title: Re: Derail this thread...
Post by: Greg Massey on February 15, 2018, 09:30:48 PM
My Go-cart and mini bike are a lot better than those Chevy's , ford's, Dodge's and and any of those other Japanese rides.... I'm so old i use to ride a mule to school and it would walk back to the barn and it new what time to leave the barn to pick me up after school let out...my mule was name Turkey...
Title: Re: Derail this thread...
Post by: saverx on February 15, 2018, 10:01:32 PM
Who hunts without decoys?
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Post by: Gobble! on February 15, 2018, 10:02:41 PM
Quote from: saverx on February 15, 2018, 10:01:32 PM
Who hunts without decoys?

Old or fat people who can't stand to carry them
Title: Re: Derail this thread...
Post by: Greg Massey on February 15, 2018, 10:03:22 PM
Quote from: saverx on February 15, 2018, 10:01:32 PM
Who hunts without decoys?
What kind of spread are we talking about...?? :TooFunny:
Title: Re: Derail this thread...
Post by: HookedonHooks on February 15, 2018, 10:07:50 PM
Quote from: Greg Massey on February 15, 2018, 10:03:22 PM
Quote from: saverx on February 15, 2018, 10:01:32 PM
Who hunts without decoys?
What kind of spread are we talking about...?? :TooFunny:
We're talking a FULL spread....

Like the ones you see in Playgirl magazine. Think you can spread them cheeks a little further?  :funnyturkey: :funnyturkey: :funnyturkey:
Title: Derail this thread...
Post by: WNCTracker on February 15, 2018, 10:27:59 PM
Quote from: saverx on February 15, 2018, 10:01:32 PM
Who hunts without decoys?
As long as they're not electric and move on their own. Can you reap with decoys on Sunday's or is that unethical? 


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Title: Re: Derail this thread...
Post by: Yoder409 on February 15, 2018, 10:33:44 PM
It's ethical as long as you use duck decoys.
Title: Re: Derail this thread...
Post by: BottomLand54 on February 15, 2018, 10:40:17 PM
What is decoys?

What is Chevrolet's?



We use stuffed animals we win at the fair throwing a softball and bowling pins.

And we still got horse and buggy's hear.

Who is going to win the Super Bowl?





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Title: Re: Derail this thread...
Post by: saverx on February 15, 2018, 10:41:31 PM
Speaking of ducks, I have been developing and testing a new mojo hen turkey decoy. I call it the Scared Hen decoy. PM me if interested.
Title: Re: Derail this thread...
Post by: Greg Massey on February 15, 2018, 11:08:50 PM
Quote from: saverx on February 15, 2018, 10:41:31 PM
Speaking of ducks, I have been developing and testing a new mojo hen decoy. I call it the Scared Hen decoy. PM me if interested.
Are they 200 dollars like a Cody call ?
Title: Re: Derail this thread...
Post by: Happy on February 16, 2018, 06:03:27 AM
Whatever it is it had better be super realistic looking. Them ducks won't fall for anything that doesn't look like it is breathing. Same for turkeys.
Title: Re: Derail this thread...
Post by: owlhoot on February 16, 2018, 07:50:28 AM
Quote from: Greg Massey on February 15, 2018, 09:30:48 PM
My Go-cart and mini bike are a lot better than those Chevy's , ford's, Dodge's and and any of those other Japanese rides.... I'm so old i use to ride a mule to school and it would walk back to the barn and it new what time to leave the barn to pick me up after school let out...my mule was name Turkey...
We already knew most of that , you old mule tamer!
Title: Re: Derail this thread...
Post by: owlhoot on February 16, 2018, 07:52:30 AM
Quote from: Greg Massey on February 15, 2018, 11:08:50 PM
Quote from: saverx on February 15, 2018, 10:41:31 PM
Speaking of ducks, I have been developing and testing a new mojo hen decoy. I call it the Scared Hen decoy. PM me if interested.
Are they 200 dollars like a Cody call ?
Because if it costs more it has to be better and most of us will buy it ;)
Title: Re: Derail this thread...
Post by: BottomLand54 on February 16, 2018, 08:09:15 AM
I am looking for a decoy that is like a remote control airplane where I can fly it up in the roost and have the Tom chase it back to me so I ain't got to keep shooting em off the limb. I've had to start wearing a hard hat when I turkey hunt because the 4" magnum single 0 buck shot blows have the limb down with the bird.

I would pay about 24,487.99 for one because I know it would work and would keep me from head injury's of the limbs hitting me in the head.


Someone said them Cody calls are build out of 1970's single wife trailer particle board floor. When they get wet they fall apart.



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Title: Re: Derail this thread...
Post by: Happy on February 16, 2018, 08:12:09 AM
Better yet just arm your remote control airplane with some feather seeking missiles and blast them out.
Title: Re: Derail this thread...
Post by: g8rvet on February 16, 2018, 12:28:50 PM
Redfish fight and taste better than bass.
Title: Re: Derail this thread...
Post by: guesswho on February 16, 2018, 12:51:55 PM
Quote from: g8rvet on February 16, 2018, 12:28:50 PM
Redfish fight and taste better than bass.
Because bass ends in a$$
Title: Re: Derail this thread...
Post by: Yoder409 on February 16, 2018, 01:03:47 PM
Redfish is communist.   
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Post by: daddyduke on February 16, 2018, 01:17:34 PM
Squirrel !!!
Title: Re: Derail this thread...
Post by: g8rvet on February 16, 2018, 01:44:54 PM
Quote from: Yoder409 on February 16, 2018, 01:03:47 PM
Redfish is communist.
Amen.  And my personal mission is to find and consume them, one fish per day.
Title: Re: Derail this thread...
Post by: Yoder409 on February 16, 2018, 09:54:32 PM
Soooooooooo................................
Title: Re: Derail this thread...
Post by: BottomLand54 on February 16, 2018, 10:14:45 PM
Quote from: Yoder409 on February 16, 2018, 09:54:32 PM
Soooooooooo................................

whats next
Title: Re: Derail this thread...
Post by: Yoder409 on February 16, 2018, 10:48:52 PM
Another Labatt Blue
Title: Re: Derail this thread...
Post by: Happy on February 17, 2018, 08:08:22 AM
Have you noticed two gobblers together are usually pretty willing to come to the call?
Title: Re: Derail this thread...
Post by: guesswho on February 17, 2018, 08:37:32 AM
Quote from: Happy on February 17, 2018, 08:08:22 AM
Have you noticed two gobblers together are usually pretty willing to come to the call?
Yes.  And I've also noticed they usually don't leave together.
Title: Re: Derail this thread...
Post by: GobbleNut on February 17, 2018, 08:40:00 AM
No.  When did that start happening?...  ;D
Title: Re: Derail this thread...
Post by: GobbleNut on February 17, 2018, 08:41:39 AM
Quote from: guesswho on February 17, 2018, 08:37:32 AM
Quote from: Happy on February 17, 2018, 08:08:22 AM
Have you noticed two gobblers together are usually pretty willing to come to the call?
Yes.  And I've also noticed they usually don't leave together.

Looks like the old folks homes are open on both sides of the country this morning...
Title: Re: Derail this thread...
Post by: Yoder409 on February 17, 2018, 08:58:52 AM
Quote from: GobbleNut on February 17, 2018, 08:40:00 AM
No.  When did that start happening?...  ;D

Two weeks ago this past Tuesday, if I remember right.
Title: Re: Derail this thread...
Post by: saverx on February 17, 2018, 09:03:27 AM
Why do Nascar drivers no longer have personalities or balls?
Title: Re: Derail this thread...
Post by: Happy on February 17, 2018, 09:06:26 AM
Who watches Nascar anymore? I quit about the time Dale Jarrett retired.
Title: Re: Derail this thread...
Post by: guesswho on February 17, 2018, 09:18:06 AM
Quote from: GobbleNut on February 17, 2018, 08:41:39 AM
Quote from: guesswho on February 17, 2018, 08:37:32 AM
Quote from: Happy on February 17, 2018, 08:08:22 AM
Have you noticed two gobblers together are usually pretty willing to come to the call?
Yes.  And I've also noticed they usually don't leave together.

Looks like the old folks homes are open on both sides of the country this morning...
It's late.  I'm going back to bed.
Title: Re: Derail this thread...
Post by: Yoder409 on February 17, 2018, 09:20:22 AM
Why did ANYONE watch NASCAR ever ????

Couldn't see the point of watching a bunch of guys in cars with less HP in the whole engine than what a funny car has in one cylinder go round and round for two hours 150 mph slower than drag cars go in 3.5 seconds
Title: Re: Derail this thread...
Post by: Happy on February 17, 2018, 09:43:33 AM
Do you think that there are more deer hunters that turkey hunt these days or turkey hunters that deer hunt? My vote is for the former. I am a member of the latter.
Title: Re: Derail this thread...
Post by: saverx on February 17, 2018, 09:46:38 AM
Quote from: Yoder409 on February 17, 2018, 09:20:22 AM
Why did ANYONE watch NASCAR ever ????

Couldn't see the point of watching a bunch of guys in cars with less HP in the whole engine than what a funny car has in one cylinder go round and round for two hours 150 mph slower than drag cars go in 3.5 seconds

One word. Talladega!
Title: Re: Derail this thread...
Post by: GobbleNut on February 17, 2018, 09:48:50 AM
Mornin' Fellers,....I guess there are a bunch of us that can't be out in the woods at the moment.  ....that sucks, but at least we have each other :z-flirtysmile3:

Answer to question:  more deer hunters that turkey hunt   :newmascot:
Title: Re: Derail this thread...
Post by: Yoder409 on February 17, 2018, 12:05:13 PM
Quote from: saverx on February 17, 2018, 09:46:38 AM
Quote from: Yoder409 on February 17, 2018, 09:20:22 AM
Why did ANYONE watch NASCAR ever ????

Couldn't see the point of watching a bunch of guys in cars with less HP in the whole engine than what a funny car has in one cylinder go round and round for two hours 150 mph slower than drag cars go in 3.5 seconds

One word. Talladega!

OK..................OK....................

The one track where the girls are only going 120 mph slower than a drag car.
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Post by: southern_leo on February 21, 2018, 11:36:52 PM
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Post by: Sir-diealot on February 21, 2018, 11:44:18 PM
I prefer Rally Racing and Formula 1 myself. Peoplr around here hate me for that, I am 30 minutes from the Watkins Glenn racetrack.
Title: Re: Derail this thread...
Post by: Yoder409 on February 22, 2018, 04:18:52 AM
Why do they call them treeSTANDS when they are made to SIT in ??
Title: Re: Derail this thread...
Post by: Happy on February 22, 2018, 06:30:20 AM
Why are boxing rings square?
Title: Re: Derail this thread...
Post by: Yoder409 on February 22, 2018, 08:01:55 AM
Quote from: Happy on February 22, 2018, 06:30:20 AM
Why are boxing rings square?

Because when they announce each boxer, they gotta be from SOMEWHERE...............

A corner.............   Duh......... Hello..........      :wave:
Title: Re: Derail this thread...
Post by: g8rvet on February 22, 2018, 01:20:49 PM
Why do you park on a driveway and drive on a parkway?


Why do they have signs at businesses that say "No dogs allowed, except seeing eye dogs"?  If you need a seeing eye dog,you will not see the sign.  Just put "no dogs allowed". 
Title: Re: Derail this thread...
Post by: Yoder409 on February 22, 2018, 09:27:12 PM
The other day, I saw a guy carrying a high dollar bag of dogfood out of Petco.  The bag had pictures on it of what was inside.   One of the pictures was peas.

My kids' Rott, Wally, would eat an onion or the sidewall off of a tractor tire.   My wife gave him the leftovers from this super chicken and pasta dish she makes.   It has peas in it.   5 minutes later the bottom of his bowl shined like my truck bumper save for all the licked off, green peas he left...........
Title: Re: Derail this thread...
Post by: Sir-diealot on February 22, 2018, 09:28:06 PM
Quote from: Happy on February 22, 2018, 06:30:20 AM
Why are boxing rings square?
And why are two guys battling for a purse anyway?
Title: Re: Derail this thread...
Post by: Happy on February 22, 2018, 09:30:34 PM
Quote from: Sir-diealot on February 22, 2018, 09:28:06 PM
Quote from: Happy on February 22, 2018, 06:30:20 AM
Why are boxing rings square?
And why are two guys battling for a purse anyway?
Good point.
Title: Re: Derail this thread...
Post by: Happy on February 22, 2018, 09:33:26 PM
Quote from: Yoder409 on February 22, 2018, 09:27:12 PM
The other day, I saw a guy carrying a high dollar bag of dogfood out of Petco.  The bag had pictures on it of what was inside.   One of the pictures was peas.

My kids' Rott, Wally, would eat an onion or the sidewall off of a tractor tire.   My wife gave him the leftovers from this super chicken and pasta dish she makes.   It has peas in it.   5 minutes later the bottom of his bowl shined like my truck bumper save for all the licked off, green peas he left...........
One of my wife's friends has a dog that won't touch a McDonald's hamburger. Any other meat don't stand a chance.
Title: Re: Derail this thread...
Post by: Sixes on February 22, 2018, 09:35:05 PM
February 22 and it's 83 degrees in Georgia.

I broke down and turned on the AC.

I hate having to run my air in February
Title: Re: Derail this thread...
Post by: owlhoot on February 22, 2018, 09:50:22 PM
Quote from: Happy on February 22, 2018, 09:33:26 PM
Quote from: Yoder409 on February 22, 2018, 09:27:12 PM
The other day, I saw a guy carrying a high dollar bag of dogfood out of Petco.  The bag had pictures on it of what was inside.   One of the pictures was peas.

My kids' Rott, Wally, would eat an onion or the sidewall off of a tractor tire.   My wife gave him the leftovers from this super chicken and pasta dish she makes.   It has peas in it.   5 minutes later the bottom of his bowl shined like my truck bumper save for all the licked off, green peas he left...........
One of my wife's friends has a dog that won't touch a McDonald's hamburger. Any other meat don't stand a chance.
Smart dog.He don't like feral donkey!
Title: Re: Derail this thread...
Post by: BottomLand54 on February 22, 2018, 10:11:19 PM
whats best for hemroids?
Title: Re: Derail this thread...
Post by: Yoder409 on February 22, 2018, 10:17:14 PM
Quote from: BottomLand54 on February 22, 2018, 10:11:19 PM
whats best for hemroids?

It ain't jalapenos...........

Carve that one in stone.
Title: Re: Derail this thread...
Post by: g8rvet on February 23, 2018, 02:55:00 PM
Quote from: BottomLand54 on February 22, 2018, 10:11:19 PM
whats best for hemroids?
Just store your toilet paper in the freezer.
Title: Re: Derail this thread...
Post by: guesswho on February 23, 2018, 03:02:02 PM
Quote from: BottomLand54 on February 22, 2018, 10:11:19 PM
whats best for hemroids?
It depends on if your trying to get them or get rid of them.   
Title: Re: Derail this thread...
Post by: stinkpickle on February 23, 2018, 08:47:58 PM
Anybody remember where that derailing thread went???
Title: Re: Derail this thread...
Post by: Sir-diealot on February 23, 2018, 08:53:12 PM
I think it got derailed.
Title: Re: Derail this thread...
Post by: Happy on February 23, 2018, 09:02:13 PM
It's around here somewhere. Somehow I think my cousins got involved
Title: Re: Derail this thread...
Post by: Yoder409 on February 25, 2018, 05:48:40 PM
Do your cousins work on the railroad ??
Title: Re: Derail this thread...
Post by: Yoder409 on February 25, 2018, 05:49:13 PM
............................all the live-long day ??
Title: Re: Derail this thread...
Post by: Happy on February 25, 2018, 07:31:33 PM
Quote from: Yoder409 on February 25, 2018, 05:48:40 PM
Do your cousins work on the railroad ??
You said a key word there. Work. And that is a negative
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Post by: Yoder409 on February 25, 2018, 07:44:11 PM
Actually..............................that is a positive.

Look at how much money they save by not having to buy alarm clocks, lunch boxes, work clothes......................
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Post by: Happy on February 25, 2018, 08:39:05 PM
Well I give you credit for always looking at the positives.
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Post by: guesswho on February 25, 2018, 08:42:34 PM
Are you positive?
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Post by: Happy on February 25, 2018, 08:44:15 PM
Quote from: guesswho on February 25, 2018, 08:42:34 PM
Are you positive?
No. Now I am just confused.
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Post by: Yoder409 on February 25, 2018, 08:55:27 PM
Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar.
One says, "I think I've lost an electron."
The other says, "Are you sure?"
The first replies, "Yes, I'm positive..."
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Post by: Happy on February 25, 2018, 09:14:45 PM
What do Amish women want?

Two mennonite.
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Post by: southern_leo on February 25, 2018, 09:15:26 PM
But if I had mastered the flute my life would be different

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Post by: Yoder409 on February 25, 2018, 09:19:31 PM
But,  if a bullfrog had wings, he wouldn't whomp his little green butt every time he jumped.
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Post by: Yoder409 on February 25, 2018, 09:20:50 PM
Quote from: Happy on February 25, 2018, 09:14:45 PM
What do Amish women want?

They just wanna drive their husbands buggy.
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Post by: Happy on February 25, 2018, 09:23:18 PM
Quote from: Yoder409 on February 25, 2018, 09:20:50 PM
Quote from: Happy on February 25, 2018, 09:14:45 PM
What do Amish women want?

They just wanna drive their husbands buggy.
Did you ever see the emergency brake for those? It a small diameter rope tied to the horses gonads.
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Post by: Yoder409 on February 25, 2018, 09:25:57 PM
Quote from: Happy on February 25, 2018, 09:23:18 PM
Quote from: Yoder409 on February 25, 2018, 09:20:50 PM
Quote from: Happy on February 25, 2018, 09:14:45 PM
What do Amish women want?

They just wanna drive their husbands buggy.
Did you ever see the emergency brake for those? It a small diameter rope tied to the horses gonads.

As opposed to the accelerator, which is a dash-mounted rubber band gun AIMED at the horse's gonads
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Post by: Yoder409 on February 25, 2018, 09:28:03 PM
And BTW.........the gonad rope is the regular brake. 

The emergency brake is the .22 rifle behind the seat..............which also doubles as an equine first aid kit.
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Post by: Happy on February 25, 2018, 09:34:56 PM
Quote from: Yoder409 on February 25, 2018, 09:28:03 PM
And BTW.........the gonad rope is the regular brake. 

The emergency brake is the .22 rifle behind the seat..............which also doubles as an equine first aid kit.
That's good right there.
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Post by: g8rvet on February 25, 2018, 09:38:41 PM
Did y'all know if you pull off a lizard's tail, he'll grow a new one?
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Post by: Happy on February 25, 2018, 09:40:54 PM
I know a lizard will survive the cargo hold of a plane at 18000 feet. But don't ask how I know. :)
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Post by: Yoder409 on February 25, 2018, 09:59:49 PM
Quote from: Happy on February 25, 2018, 09:40:54 PM
I know a lizard will survive the cargo hold of a plane at 18000 feet. But don't ask how I know. :)

I know a lizard will survive the cargo hold of a plane at, almost squarely, double that altitude.

I'll tell you how I know if you tell me how you know.         :happy0064:
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Post by: Happy on February 26, 2018, 05:45:29 AM
Had a stowaway on my flight back from New Mexico. Little bugger must have fell in love with my tool, work clothes bag.
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Post by: Yoder409 on February 26, 2018, 01:19:53 PM
Deliver boxes of lizards UPS Next Day Air to Petco all the time.
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Post by: southern_leo on February 26, 2018, 05:15:17 PM
7?

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Post by: Happy on February 26, 2018, 05:54:09 PM
Spanish angels?
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Post by: Yoder409 on February 26, 2018, 07:55:26 PM
What the heck is a Hokie ???
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Post by: southern_leo on February 27, 2018, 12:47:32 AM
I don't know but I heard it's got something to do with pokie.

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Post by: Sir-diealot on February 27, 2018, 02:40:30 AM
And cousin to okie-dokie
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Post by: guesswho on February 27, 2018, 07:13:24 AM
As long as you don't pokie cousin
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Post by: Happy on February 27, 2018, 10:05:18 AM
Quote from: Yoder409 on February 26, 2018, 07:55:26 PM
What the heck is a Hokie ???
Ask the Duke blue devils. Heard they had a run in with some Hokies.
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Post by: Yoder409 on February 27, 2018, 04:12:07 PM
Quote from: southern_leo on February 27, 2018, 12:47:32 AM
I don't know but I heard it's got something to do with pokie.



I bet that IS what it's all about.
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Post by: g8rvet on February 27, 2018, 05:00:45 PM
Quote from: Yoder409 on February 27, 2018, 04:12:07 PM
Quote from: southern_leo on February 27, 2018, 12:47:32 AM
I don't know but I heard it's got something to do with pokie.

I bet that IS what it's all about.

I thought "it's all about love" but then I thought "what's love got to do with it".  Now I am confused.
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Post by: Happy on February 27, 2018, 06:22:20 PM
Love hurts...
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Post by: Yoder409 on February 27, 2018, 09:12:45 PM
So does the morning after my mozzarella jalapeno burgers.
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Post by: southern_leo on February 28, 2018, 01:16:39 AM
Quote from: Yoder409 on February 27, 2018, 09:12:45 PM
So does the morning after my mozzarella jalapeno burgers.
Those sound like it's worth the price

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Post by: Yoder409 on February 28, 2018, 01:07:31 PM
The price of gettin in is real reasonable.

The price of gettin em out can be steep.
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Post by: GobbleNut on March 01, 2018, 08:18:17 AM
You ain't seen nuthin' til you're down on a muffin...
...green chile corn bread, that is...  :toothy12:
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Post by: BottomLand54 on March 01, 2018, 08:21:11 AM
It's raining today, they are moving the age to buy at ar to 21,
My Remington 870 compact did not shoot tss 9's very good at 40 yards. I got my oils changed in my truck yesterday, The Lord is good.


Did anyone hear that they are looking for someone to derail this thread?


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Post by: Happy on March 01, 2018, 09:10:01 AM
Raining here as well. Saw a strutter Sunday in Maryland. Should be starting to gobble well in the next two weeks. Looks like I will be taking a week off to turkey hunt this spring so all is well. That and I think some mango Habanero wings are going to be on the menu tomorrow night! Love them wings!
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Post by: Yoder409 on March 01, 2018, 05:09:34 PM
If a chicken and a half can lay an egg and a half in a day and a half..........how long will it take a blind grasshopper with a wooden leg to kick all the seeds out of a dill pickle ??
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Post by: Happy on March 01, 2018, 05:17:43 PM
As long as it takes.
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Post by: Happy on March 01, 2018, 05:18:36 PM
How far can a dog run into the woods?
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Post by: Yoder409 on March 01, 2018, 06:28:31 PM
As far as a woodchuck could chuck wood.
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Post by: Happy on March 01, 2018, 06:37:37 PM
The correct answer would be halfway. After that he would be running out of the woods.
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Post by: Yoder409 on March 01, 2018, 06:47:59 PM
Well...................yeah.................... But aren't the red skins on peanuts about disgusting ???
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Post by: Happy on March 01, 2018, 06:53:08 PM
Quote from: Yoder409 on March 01, 2018, 06:47:59 PM
Well...................yeah.................... But aren't the red skins on peanuts about disgusting ???
:)
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Post by: southern_leo on March 02, 2018, 03:28:54 AM
Hey look over there......

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Post by: fallhnt on March 02, 2018, 01:29:36 PM
This....(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20180302/c629b6cf7dd77954551d1cf00fdadf55.jpg)

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Post by: Yoder409 on March 02, 2018, 05:36:21 PM
Quote from: southern_leo on March 02, 2018, 03:28:54 AM
Hey look over there......

No !!!    Don't make eye contact !!!   They see it as a challenge of dominance