I wanted to share something that I found recently that I think you guys may like. They are called wysi wipes. They are basically dried compressed towelettes that take up hardly any room at all. When you are done doing your business, You just wet the puck and it fluffs up into a wet wash cloth. I got the bigger ones, and one puck will take care of one "go". Can use them for other things too like removing face paint , blowing nose, whatever .
What is one puck? And how do you wet em? Pee on em?
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Just use water from your bottle or stream
Just use dude wipes.
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Be stealthy in the turkey woods .
Just use depends! :TooFunny:
Guys , do you know they sale a paperback book that tells you how to CRAP in the woods, we have a copy at our hunting cabin and we have all the kids ready this book. You will be surprise how many kids have never used the outdoor toilet ....
After the paper work is done, I've been using individually wrapped Wet Ones to clean my hands for years.
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Quote from: owlhoot on January 28, 2018, 04:03:19 PM
Be stealthy in the turkey woods .
Just use depends! :TooFunny:
Agreed! You only have to defeat the turkeys eyes and ears not it's nostrils. If you can stand it then well...........! :TooFunny: By the way, I normally carry some paper in my vest just in case.
Quote from: Greg Massey on January 28, 2018, 04:23:06 PM
Guys , do you know they sale a paperback book that tells you how to CRAP in the woods, we have a copy at our hunting cabin and we have all the kids ready this book. You will be surprise how many kids have never used the outdoor toilet ....
Lol do you teach em what a puck is?
Kids find a hollow stump and
Make sure there isn't a raccoon in it.
Make sure you don't use poison Ivey or poised oak.
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Make sure to eat plenty of corn to stack the deck.
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I buddy told me about blue shop rags, told after using them hang them on some barb wire come back the next year and you can reuse them!
Quote from: 3bailey3 on January 28, 2018, 08:01:03 PM
I buddy told me about blue shop rags, told after using them hang them on some barb wire come back the next year and you can reuse them!
Heck thought they were there so a guy wouldn't tear his britches crossing the fence.lol ::)
Bottomland, you seem to have a hard time with the word "puck". I'll try to explain it to you. It's basically the shape of a chew can or hockey puck, but much smaller. I find them to be convenient.
Question for you.
What is poison Ivey? Or poised oak? I could have sworn it was poison ivy and poison oak. But, what do I know ? :happy0064:
Quote from: 17hornethunter on January 28, 2018, 08:36:03 PM
Bottomland, you seem to have a hard time with the word "puck". I'll try to explain it to you. It's basically the shape of a chew can or hockey puck, but much smaller. I find them to be convenient.
Question for you.
What is poison Ivey? Or poised oak? I could have sworn it was poison ivy and poison oak. But, what do I know ? :happy0064:
Bottomland54, is just a country boy and he doesn't know any better. But his heart is in the right place ..
Quote from: Greg Massey on January 28, 2018, 04:23:06 PM
Guys , do you know they sale a paperback book that tells you how to CRAP in the woods, we have a copy at our hunting cabin and we have all the kids ready this book.
You can also use it page by page. You can get around 65 BMs out of the paperback edition.
Cheers ;D
Quote from: FullChoke on January 28, 2018, 08:49:57 PM
Quote from: Greg Massey on January 28, 2018, 04:23:06 PM
Guys , do you know they sale a paperback book that tells you how to CRAP in the woods, we have a copy at our hunting cabin and we have all the kids ready this book.
You can also use it page by page. You can get around 65 BMs out of the paperback edition.
Cheers ;D
Yes you can for sure...
My wife has asked me why I come home with only 1 sock
Still old school, I prefer to use an oak leaf or two, white oaks seem to be a little softer.
I just keep a small roll of angel soft in a sandwich bag with hand sanitize and a paper towel or two. Enough to spoil yourself but not get on a high horse.
Quote from: Uncle Nicky on January 29, 2018, 08:01:07 AM
Still old school, I prefer to use an oak leaf or two, white oaks seem to be a little softer.
:TooFunny: Just makes sure you don't accidently grab a poison oak leaf instead...
I keep some baby wipes and some TP in a baggie as well.
One hunt we were running and gunning and while waiting for the first gobble. Nature called. Shortly after I was done, my buddy had to go too. He finishes up and we're now lighter and ready.
We hear our first gobbles and head off in that direction. No joke, not long after we later heard roosted birds right about where we did our business.
The organized turkey hunter will manage his diet and awake early enough each morning to relieve himself before the hunts begins, eliminating the need to be afield when the moment arises.
I have had several start gobbling while I was dropping some wolf bait. Just like the silent dog whistle from several years ago, I believe that gobblers can hear the low frequency emanations of the active lower intestine. They shock gobble over the mere notion that someone is defiling the sanctity of their home.
:turkey:
:thanks:
Quote from: Gamblinman on January 29, 2018, 09:34:12 AM
The organized turkey hunter will manage his diet and awake early enough each morning to relieve himself before the hunts begins, eliminating the need to be afield when the moment arises.
I'm far from organized, but this is pretty much my routine. In 50 plus years of turkey hunting I can't ever remember having to go. And most of those years it's been from sunup to either a dead bird or sunset, whichever came first. Now one of my buddy's who is pure death on turkeys, that's the first thing he does when he gets out of the truck in the mornings. I've ask him just about every time why don't you just go at home before we leave. He said it don't work like that.
Dammm,...we are getting hard up for sh*t to talk about...(pun intended,...or is it "puck"?) ;D :toothy9:
aloe wet wipes...keeps chafing down...leaves if nothing else, I am keeping my socks.
Early morning hike almost always results in a "go" situation!
Wipes are usually in my pack.
The times I don't have any I find a nice round stick and clean it out using several patches like I clean my guns. I have tried a Boresnake, but couldn't get it through the entire way!
:newmascot:
Quote from: HFultzjr on January 29, 2018, 11:21:24 AM
The times I don't have any I find a nice round stick and clean it out using several patches like I clean my guns. I have tried a Boresnake, but couldn't get it through the entire way!
:newmascot:
From what I have heard from some of the guys on here, the bad thing about your Boresnake is that he will eat your gerbils,.......or so I've heard. :toothy12: :newmascot: :toothy12:
Quote from: 17hornethunter on January 28, 2018, 08:36:03 PM
Bottomland, you seem to have a hard time with the word "puck". I'll try to explain it to you. It's basically the shape of a chew can or hockey puck, but much smaller. I find them to be convenient.
Question for you.
What is poison Ivey? Or poised oak? I could have sworn it was poison ivy and poison oak. But, what do I know ? :happy0064:
Lol I didn't know what a puck was, thank you for telling me. And as far as my spelling goes, I am terrible with spelling and grammar.
You guys crack me up and give me a laugh that I need.
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Quote from: HFultzjr on January 29, 2018, 11:21:24 AM
Early morning hike almost always results in a "go" situation!
Wipes are usually in my pack.
The times I don't have any I find a nice round stick and clean it out using several patches like I clean my guns. I have tried a Boresnake, but couldn't get it through the entire way!
:newmascot:
Dude I just about broke a rib laughing at this. Bahahahahahaha hilarious.
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Dang, you guys make things complicated.
Quote from: HFultzjr on January 29, 2018, 11:21:24 AM
The times I don't have any I find a nice round stick and clean it out using several patches like I clean my guns.
Hoppe's 9 stings a little.
Here's a true story that happened to me, oops got to go, back in a little while
Quote from: FullChoke on January 29, 2018, 02:26:33 PM
Quote from: HFultzjr on January 29, 2018, 11:21:24 AM
The times I don't have any I find a nice round stick and clean it out using several patches like I clean my guns.
Hoppe's 9 stings a little.
Not too bad as long as you keep it away from the dingle berrries..............LOL!
:character0029:
Quote from: Gamblinman on January 29, 2018, 09:34:12 AM
The organized turkey hunter will manage his diet and awake early enough each morning to relieve himself before the hunts begins, eliminating the need to be afield when the moment arises.
True.
But even our brilliant forefathers realized that the Constitution occasionally needed an amendment. I always hit the woods in as ship (yes........ ship) shape as I can. But dude................if and when a feller's lower GI tract decides it is gonna play an encore, it's something that oft can NOT be stopped. Many times I have recited a particular portion of Cheech & Chong's "Up In Smoke" while doing the fast penguin walk in search of a grippin' tree...........
I carry a nice, tidy little flat pack of multi-surface wipes at all times.
Quote from: Gamblinman on January 29, 2018, 09:34:12 AM
The organized turkey hunter will manage his diet and awake early enough each morning to relieve himself before the hunts begins, eliminating the need to be afield when the moment arises.
One of the many things I learned in the military sometimes you cannot stop what your doing to take a bathroom break lol. On a side note this same "skill" has helped me NEVER have to use a porta Jon on construction jobs lol.
Quote from: Phillipshunt on January 29, 2018, 08:46:19 PM
Quote from: Gamblinman on January 29, 2018, 09:34:12 AM
The organized turkey hunter will manage his diet and awake early enough each morning to relieve himself before the hunts begins, eliminating the need to be afield when the moment arises.
One of the many things I learned in the military sometimes you cannot stop what your doing to take a bathroom break lol. On a side note this same "skill" has helped me NEVER have to use a porta Jon on construction jobs lol.
Lol warmth on a cold morning
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Quote from: Yoder409 on January 29, 2018, 07:28:29 PM
Quote from: Gamblinman on January 29, 2018, 09:34:12 AM
The organized turkey hunter will manage his diet and awake early enough each morning to relieve himself before the hunts begins, eliminating the need to be afield when the moment arises.
True.
But even our brilliant forefathers realized that the Constitution occasionally needed an amendment. I always hit the woods in as ship (yes........ ship) shape as I can. But dude................if and when a feller's lower GI tract decides it is gonna play an encore, it's something that oft can NOT be stopped. Many times I have recited a particular portion of Cheech & Chong's "Up In Smoke" while doing the fast penguin walk in search of a grippin' tree...........
I carry a nice, tidy little flat pack of multi-surface wipes at all times.
:TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny:
Something about that big cup of coffee and that long drove in the truck makes it happen as soon as I get into the woods.
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Quote from: tha bugman on January 30, 2018, 12:54:55 PM
Quote from: Yoder409 on January 29, 2018, 07:28:29 PM
Quote from: Gamblinman on January 29, 2018, 09:34:12 AM
The organized turkey hunter will manage his diet and awake early enough each morning to relieve himself before the hunts begins, eliminating the need to be afield when the moment arises.
True.
But even our brilliant forefathers realized that the Constitution occasionally needed an amendment. I always hit the woods in as ship (yes........ ship) shape as I can. But dude................if and when a feller's lower GI tract decides it is gonna play an encore, it's something that oft can NOT be stopped. Many times I have recited a particular portion of Cheech & Chong's "Up In Smoke" while doing the fast penguin walk in search of a grippin' tree...........
I carry a nice, tidy little flat pack of multi-surface wipes at all times.
:TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny:
I reckon SOMEBODY knows his Cheech & Chong movies.............
True.
But even our brilliant forefathers realized that the Constitution occasionally needed an amendment. I always hit the woods in as ship (yes........ ship) shape as I can. But dude................if and when a feller's lower GI tract decides it is gonna play an encore, it's something that oft can NOT be stopped. Many times I have recited a particular portion of Cheech & Chong's "Up In Smoke" while doing the fast penguin walk in search of a grippin' tree...........
I carry a nice, tidy little flat pack of multi-surface wipes at all times.
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Yoder explain the grippin tree part I have always looked for a good down tree with a fork in the limbs
:TooFunny:
Quote from: NCbowjunkie on January 30, 2018, 06:09:52 PM
Yoder explain the grippin tree part I have always looked for a good down tree with a fork in the limbs
:TooFunny:
A grippin' tree.....................
A tree. Usually about 3-4 inches in diameter at the grippin' point. Ideally located on somewhat of a grade.
Directions for use: Find a suitable grippin' tree as generally described above. (Please note that under extreme lower GI distress, the parameters for "suitable" can and probably will be lowered considerably and probably in a frantic rush) Situate yourself on the downslope side of the grippin' tree, facing the tree. Drop trow. In the case of bib overalls, insure you have pulled the suspenders well forward between your feet. Probably best to remove any coat, as well. Assume the position while simultaneously engaging the grippin' tree firmly with both hands. Grip it and rip it. A properly chosen grippin' tree will insure sufficient trajectory of jettisoned materials so as to not have any of the mentioned materials land on your britches or boot heels. But rather well downhill of your squat position.
Simple.
Quote from: Yoder409 on January 30, 2018, 06:51:41 PM
Quote from: NCbowjunkie on January 30, 2018, 06:09:52 PM
Yoder explain the grippin tree part I have always looked for a good down tree with a fork in the limbs
:TooFunny:
A grippin' tree.....................
A tree. Usually about 3-4 inches in diameter at the grippin' point. Ideally located on somewhat of a grade.
Directions for use: Find a suitable grippin' tree as generally described above. (Please note that under extreme lower GI distress, the parameters for "suitable" can and probably will be lowered considerably and probably in a frantic rush) Situate yourself on the downslope side of the grippin' tree, facing the tree. Drop trow. In the case of bib overalls, insure you have pulled the suspenders well forward between your feet. Probably best to remove any coat, as well. Assume the position while simultaneously engaging the grippin' tree firmly with both hands. Grip it and rip it. A properly chosen grippin' tree will insure sufficient trajectory of jettisoned materials so as to not have any of the mentioned materials land on your britches or boot heels. But rather well downhill of your squat position.
Simple.
Wow season needs to get here quick....Lol....and not to try out the gripping tree method.... :TooFunny:
He's got it down pat - been there myself. The downhill grade it key
I thought them were deer rubs and coyote poop piles behind them...... man I'm glad someone finally explained.
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Quote from: CtRider on January 30, 2018, 07:19:11 PM
The downhill grade it key
Extended trajectory is all important.
Yep.
Quote from: Yoder409 on January 30, 2018, 06:51:41 PM
Quote from: NCbowjunkie on January 30, 2018, 06:09:52 PM
Yoder explain the grippin tree part I have always looked for a good down tree with a fork in the limbs
:TooFunny:
A grippin' tree.....................
A tree. Usually about 3-4 inches in diameter at the grippin' point. Ideally located on somewhat of a grade.
Directions for use: Find a suitable grippin' tree as generally described above. (Please note that under extreme lower GI distress, the parameters for "suitable" can and probably will be lowered considerably and probably in a frantic rush) Situate yourself on the downslope side of the grippin' tree, facing the tree. Drop trow. In the case of bib overalls, insure you have pulled the suspenders well forward between your feet. Probably best to remove any coat, as well. Assume the position while simultaneously engaging the grippin' tree firmly with both hands. Grip it and rip it. A properly chosen grippin' tree will insure sufficient trajectory of jettisoned materials so as to not have any of the mentioned materials land on your britches or boot heels. But rather well downhill of your squat position.
Simple.
Grip it and rip it!!Hahaha. This reminds me of a post on here one time where a guy told a story about his buddy and an overalls mishap in the dark where he didn't know it until he was dressed and I believe hunting in them!?!?
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Quote from: WNCTracker on January 30, 2018, 10:01:19 PM
Grip it and rip it!!Hahaha. This reminds me of a post on here one time where a guy told a story about his buddy and an overalls mishap in the dark where he didn't know it until he was dressed and I believe hunting in them!?!?
A properly selected and utilized grippin' tree coulda eliminated much trauma and embarrassment from said situation.
Yep.
Greg Massey ,you said you had a book in the hunting cabin , is the author Yoder 409 and does it have any illustrations ? He seems very practiced on this procedure. Now that's what they call a tree shaker :TooFunny:
Quote from: NCbowjunkie on January 30, 2018, 11:16:59 PM
Greg Massey ,you said you had a book in the hunting cabin , is the author Yoder 409 and does it have any illustrations ? He seems very practiced on this procedure. Now that's what they call a tree shaker :TooFunny:
LMBO...i need to get him a copy... :you_rock:
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Now that has to be the best outhouse I've seen,just watch out for squirrels, and where is the flush lever? :OGani:
Better not slip and fall in Mike. They may never find ya.
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That's for them city folks.............
If you can't be home on your own 'throne', I'd rather go in the woods anytime rather than use public bathrooms in gas stations, McDonald's or porta jons.
Been carrying baby wipes in a zip-lock bag for years......call it my "s... kit".
GunRunner
Quote from: NCbowjunkie on January 31, 2018, 10:35:11 AM
Now that has to be the best outhouse I've seen,just watch out for squirrels, and where is the flush lever? :OGani:
Yep...don't want them tree rats to chew on the wrong nuts.
Quote from: 17hornethunter on January 28, 2018, 03:18:51 PM
I wanted to share something that I found recently that I think you guys may like. They are called wysi wipes. They are basically dried compressed towelettes that take up hardly any room at all. When you are done doing your business, You just wet the puck and it fluffs up into a wet wash cloth. I got the bigger ones, and one puck will take care of one "go". Can use them for other things too like removing face paint , blowing nose, whatever .
Just make sure if you use them as duel purpose wipes, that you use them to wipe your face and nose before using them as traditional wipes and not "doing your business."