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Title: I Was So Embarassed .
Post by: redarrow on April 16, 2011, 01:54:02 PM
I was in the restaurant yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately needed to pass gas The music was really, really loud, so I timed my gas with the beat of the music.

After a couple of songs, I started to feel better. I finished my coffee, and noticed that everybody was staring at me....

Then I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my iPod.



...and how was your day?
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Post by: longspur on April 16, 2011, 02:01:45 PM
did you look at them and say WHAT!!
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Post by: PANYHunter on April 16, 2011, 02:22:41 PM
 :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny: modern technology will be our downfall
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Post by: hookedspur on April 16, 2011, 02:39:39 PM
ooppss  :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny:
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Post by: barry on April 16, 2011, 03:30:38 PM
Good one!
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Post by: tnturkeyman28 on April 16, 2011, 03:32:39 PM
Thats AWESOME!!!!!! :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny:
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Post by: cannonball on April 16, 2011, 05:44:45 PM
 :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny:
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Post by: BOFF on April 16, 2011, 05:45:05 PM
 :TooFunny: :TooFunny:

Thanks for the laugh brother!!



God Bless,
David B.
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Post by: TrackeySauresRex on April 16, 2011, 07:26:13 PM
 :z-winnersmiley:  Thanks Red  :TooFunny:  :TooFunny:  :TooFunny:
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Post by: flintlock on April 16, 2011, 07:33:12 PM
LOL!!!!
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Post by: Ol'Mossy on April 16, 2011, 08:09:58 PM
 :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny:
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Post by: hunttherut on April 16, 2011, 09:57:20 PM
Thanks for the laugh
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Post by: doepee on April 16, 2011, 10:00:00 PM
 :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :o
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Post by: Ruger M77 on April 16, 2011, 10:59:35 PM
I hate when that happens!
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Post by: new2turkey on April 16, 2011, 11:22:15 PM
Oh man.... You and me both...


Today I went to a different walmart then the one that I am used to, and after grabbing some turkey loads for my friend to pattern his gun, I needed to use the restroom...

So I walk in, and I thought I remembered urinals on the wall. I figured I was just remembering the walmart I was used too. It was just stalls in this one. So I finish my business and walk out to wash my hands... There is a woman standing there washing her hands with her head down.. I didn't think about it at first, and then it hit me....

This walmart, compared to the walmart I was used to, had the men  and womans side switched. Lucky for me the woman didn't see me....

Unlucky for me, my friend had gone into the mens bathroom as well, and when he came out he had wondered where I had disappeared too. It only took him a minute to put 2 and 2 together.
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Post by: BHhunter on April 17, 2011, 12:41:58 AM
I don't care who you are, that there's funny! :TooFunny:
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Post by: briancady on April 17, 2011, 01:35:47 AM
 :groupwave:
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Post by: lmbhngr on April 17, 2011, 10:01:01 AM
True story??? Really??
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Post by: bowhunter84 on April 17, 2011, 06:01:32 PM
 :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny:
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Post by: turkey slayer on April 17, 2011, 06:02:34 PM
 :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny:
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Post by: Hognutz on April 18, 2011, 01:41:56 PM
Now that's funny, right there.  :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny:
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Post by: harvester on April 18, 2011, 09:55:21 PM
 :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny:
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Post by: longbeardlife.com on April 18, 2011, 10:03:07 PM
   thanks for the laugh.. great one and you told everybody.
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Post by: TheTwistedOne on April 19, 2011, 11:08:19 AM
:TooFunny:

Did the waitress bring a roll of toilet paper with the bill?
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Post by: Basser69 on April 19, 2011, 11:17:08 AM
 :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny: