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Title: Finally got one
Post by: MISSISSIPPI Double beard on March 01, 2017, 12:35:14 PM
My brother has been doing some trapping. I asked him to get me one.
Title: Re: Finally got one
Post by: guesswho on March 01, 2017, 12:57:31 PM
I feel for the coon.
Title: Re: Finally got one
Post by: Andy S. on March 01, 2017, 01:32:54 PM
....texas toothpick!  :icon_thumright:
Title: Re: Finally got one
Post by: Rzrbac on March 01, 2017, 01:35:36 PM
That's a little different reaction than my mom. I caught a big boar before Christmas so I made one and wrapped it up and gave to my mom at Christmas. She wasn't mad but my Dad....
Title: Re: Finally got one
Post by: deerbasshunter3 on March 01, 2017, 01:52:43 PM
Ok, what is that?
Title: Re: Finally got one
Post by: Bowguy on March 01, 2017, 01:54:54 PM
Penis bone. Bears, coons, coyotes, etc have em
Title: Finally got one
Post by: SwampRooster17 on March 01, 2017, 01:55:56 PM
It's a coon baculum haha


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Title: Re: Finally got one
Post by: trkehunr93 on March 01, 2017, 01:58:05 PM
Google Baculum, you'll understand.  I'll stick to wooden toothpicks or the one in my swiss army knife, thank you!
Title: Re: Finally got one
Post by: Bowguy on March 01, 2017, 02:07:18 PM
Quote from: trkehunr93 on March 01, 2017, 01:58:05 PM
Google Baculum, you'll understand.  I'll stick to wooden toothpicks or the one in my swiss army knife, thank you!
Some of the rednecks used to, so they say, put gold plating on em n use them for swizzle sticks or toothpicks. Idk but everyone used to ask for em.
Title: Re: Finally got one
Post by: deerbasshunter3 on March 01, 2017, 02:09:12 PM
Interesting...
Title: Finally got one
Post by: Rzrbac on March 01, 2017, 02:28:19 PM
Here's a black bear.(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20170301/1afcc658d0f3511e7b384473f28d51b2.jpg)


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Title: Re: Finally got one
Post by: guesswho on March 01, 2017, 02:31:24 PM
I'm surprised no-one has made a turkey call out of one.
Title: Re: Finally got one
Post by: Bowguy on March 01, 2017, 02:33:49 PM
That's a good idea
Title: Re: Finally got one
Post by: 1iagobblergetter on March 01, 2017, 02:34:38 PM
Quote from: guesswho on March 01, 2017, 02:31:24 PM
I'm surprised no-one has made a turkey call out of one.
I doubt they'd be a hot seller...I'm into call collecting and everything,but would have to pass on that one.Lol... :TooFunny: :TooFunny: especially if it was a trumpet mouthpiece!!
Title: Finally got one
Post by: Happy on March 01, 2017, 02:53:58 PM
Talk about gettin the shaft....

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Title: Finally got one
Post by: trkehunr93 on March 01, 2017, 03:42:15 PM
Yeah, not into collecting penis parts.  Feel weird enough field dressing a buck and having to cut his junk off.  I always feel bad.


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Title: Re: Finally got one
Post by: longspur on March 01, 2017, 04:29:32 PM
Must be nice to have a real bone. I feel cheated
Title: Re: Finally got one
Post by: Cut N Run on March 01, 2017, 07:03:11 PM
Walrus has one too, it dwarfs a coon.  A buddy of mine has one and he tries to tell people who don't know what it is that it is a walrus bone that the Eskimos say it is good luck to lick.  I got more sense than that...

Jim
Title: Re: Finally got one
Post by: eorlando on March 01, 2017, 07:04:27 PM
Quote from: Cut N Run on March 01, 2017, 07:03:11 PM
Walrus has one too, it dwarfs a coon.  A buddy of mine has one and he tries to tell people who don't know what it is that it is a walrus bone that the Eskimos say it is good luck to lick.  I got more sense than that...

Jim
Man that is funny as hell.
Title: Re: Finally got one
Post by: owlhoot on March 01, 2017, 07:07:12 PM
Coon  whistle????
Title: Re: Finally got one
Post by: Kylongspur88 on March 01, 2017, 10:07:16 PM
My dad gave me one that belonged to my great grandad. He died in the late 1920's so no telling how old it is. It's on display with the fine China and crystal in my house. My wife is not amused.
Title: Re: Finally got one
Post by: silvestris on March 01, 2017, 10:19:32 PM
When my late father was alive and dealing in furs, he had a box full each year.  I think he sold them to the Chinese.  The Chinese are kinky about things like that.  I think they ground them up and sprinkled it over their food as an aphrodisiac.
Title: Re: Finally got one
Post by: tha bugman on March 02, 2017, 09:06:31 AM
Quote from: guesswho on March 01, 2017, 12:57:31 PM
I feel for the coon.
I don't good riddance....makes a good nipple pick for your muzzleloader...or so I have been told
Title: Re: Finally got one
Post by: dublelung on March 02, 2017, 04:46:37 PM
I sell as many of them as I can catch/kill.
I shipped Preston Pittman several of them a couple years ago for a "project" he was working on but never asked how it turned out.
Title: Re: Finally got one
Post by: littlebull on March 02, 2017, 06:32:13 PM
that's one gifted trash panda
Title: Re: Finally got one
Post by: RutnNStrutn on March 03, 2017, 05:50:07 PM
Quote from: trkehunr93 on March 01, 2017, 01:58:05 PMI'll stick to wooden toothpicks or the one in my swiss army knife, thank you!
Me too!! :icon_thumright:
Although I do have some redneck friends that sharpen the end and use them as a "coon dick toothpick". :o
Title: Re: Finally got one
Post by: RutnNStrutn on March 03, 2017, 05:51:09 PM
Quote from: Kylongspur88 on March 01, 2017, 10:07:16 PMIt's on display with the fine China and crystal in my house. My wife is not amused.
:TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny:
Title: Re: Finally got one
Post by: wvmntnhick on March 03, 2017, 07:52:27 PM
I've heard there's a small market for them down south but I've yet to fully understand why. While I didn't trap this year, I trapped pretty hard for a few and never felt the desire to keep them. I guess I just don't get it. Of course, the won't anymore either.
Title: Re: Finally got one
Post by: mgm1955 on March 03, 2017, 08:00:59 PM
Ouch!!
Title: Re: Finally got one
Post by: Rzrbac on March 03, 2017, 08:34:47 PM
May just be a redneck thing. My Dad sure didn't see the humor in it last year when I gave Mom one for Christmas. It didn't go on display that's for sure.
Title: Finally got one
Post by: trkehunr93 on March 04, 2017, 09:21:20 AM
Quote from: RutnNStrutn on March 03, 2017, 05:50:07 PM
Quote from: trkehunr93 on March 01, 2017, 01:58:05 PMI'll stick to wooden toothpicks or the one in my swiss army knife, thank you!
Me too!! :icon_thumright:
Although I do have some redneck friends that sharpen the end and use them as a "coon dick toothpick". :o

Too funny!  I don't care how many times you bleach it, not going in my mouth.


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