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Title: Welfare check
Post by: sugarray on April 05, 2011, 05:58:05 PM

I got this from my wife, and it is not to offend anyone, but we all know some people like this.

Welfare Check

A guy walked into the local welfare office to pick up his check.
He marched straight up to the counter and said, "Hi. You know...., I just
HATE drawing welfare. I'd really rather have a job."
The social worker behind the counter said, "Your timing is excellent. We
just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a Chauffeur
and bodyguard for his beautiful daughter. You'll have to drive around in
his 2011 Mercedes-Benz CL, and he will supply all of your clothes.

"Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll also be expected
to escort the daughter on her overseas holiday trips. This is rather
awkward to say but you will also have as part of your job assignment to
satisfy her sexual urges as the daughter is in her mid-20's and has a
rather strong sex drive."

The guy, just plain wide-eyed, said, "You're kidding ' me!"
The social worker said, "Yeah, well ... You started it.."

Title: Re: Welfare check
Post by: Jourdan_D on April 05, 2011, 05:59:37 PM

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Title: Re: Welfare check
Post by: chatterbox on April 05, 2011, 06:01:56 PM

:TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny:

Title: Re: Welfare check
Post by: neal on April 05, 2011, 06:02:36 PM

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Title: Re: Welfare check
Post by: Hognutz on April 05, 2011, 06:08:57 PM

That's stinkin' hilarious.. :TooFunny: :TooFunny:

Title: Re: Welfare check
Post by: BigHooks on April 05, 2011, 06:11:54 PM

That's funny I don't care who u r

Title: Re: Welfare check
Post by: mossybird on April 05, 2011, 06:12:37 PM

:TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny:

Title: Re: Welfare check
Post by: ericjames on April 05, 2011, 06:22:22 PM

Quote from: BigHooks on April 05, 2011, 06:11:54 PM
That's funny I don't care who u r

:agreed:

Title: Re: Welfare check
Post by: bowhunter84 on April 05, 2011, 06:36:31 PM

:TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny:

Title: Re: Welfare check
Post by: Bonjour on April 05, 2011, 07:13:14 PM

:TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny:

Title: Re: Welfare check
Post by: PANYHunter on April 05, 2011, 07:13:33 PM

:TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny:

Title: Re: Welfare check
Post by: Jay on April 05, 2011, 07:37:43 PM

Quote from: Hognutz on April 05, 2011, 06:08:57 PM
That's stinkin' hilarious.. :TooFunny: :TooFunny:

Title: Re: Welfare check
Post by: M,Yingling on April 05, 2011, 07:39:30 PM

:TooFunny: :TooFunny: :lol:

Title: Re: Welfare check
Post by: LX_Trkyhntr on April 05, 2011, 08:00:46 PM

:TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :groupwave: :wav:

Title: Re: Welfare check
Post by: Snoody Bastid on April 05, 2011, 08:02:55 PM

That's classic..

Title: Re: Welfare check
Post by: Crappiepro on April 05, 2011, 08:04:04 PM

Thats the best one yet!!! LOL

Title: Re: Welfare check
Post by: doepee on April 05, 2011, 08:05:53 PM

:TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny: Thats the best one Iv'e heard in a long time

Title: Re: Welfare check
Post by: mnturkey on April 05, 2011, 08:24:02 PM

That is pretty good I needed a laugh

Title: Re: Welfare check
Post by: TalksToTurkeys on April 05, 2011, 08:54:13 PM

:TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny:

Title: Re: Welfare check
Post by: njdevilsb on April 05, 2011, 08:56:21 PM

That's great. And I do know somebody exactly like that.

Title: Re: Welfare check
Post by: hunttherut on April 05, 2011, 08:57:31 PM

That is too funny
:TooFunny:

Title: Re: Welfare check
Post by: briancady on April 05, 2011, 09:06:42 PM

:groupwave: an oldy, but a goody

Title: Re: Welfare check
Post by: surehuntsalot on April 05, 2011, 10:51:16 PM

:TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny:

Title: Re: Welfare check
Post by: archery1 on April 05, 2011, 10:54:22 PM

VERY GOOD
:z-winnersmiley: :wav: :wav: :lol: :wav: :z-guntootsmiley:

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