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Title: 100 mph Goat
Post by: tomstopper on March 19, 2016, 09:44:11 AM
This is an old joke, but I still find it funny every time I see it pop up. Hope you enjoy.

Two guys are hunting when they come across a deep hole.

The first hunter says, "Wow, that's some hole; I can't even see the bottom.
I wonder how deep it  is."

The second hunter says," I don't know, let's throw something down and listen
and see how long it takes to  hit bottom."

The first hunter says, "There's this old automobile transmission over here,
give me a hand and we'll throw it in and see". 
So they pick it up and carry it over, and count  - one and two and three -
and throw it in the hole.

They are standing there listening and looking over the edge and they hear a
rustling in the brush behind  them. As they turn around they see a goat come
crashing through the brush, run up to the hole and with no hesitation,  jump
in head first.

While they are standing there looking  at each other, looking in the hole
and trying to figure out what  that was all about, an old farmer walks up.
"Say there," says the farmer, "you fellers didn't happen to see my goat
around here anywhere, did you?"

The first hunter says, " Funny you ask  'cause we just standing here a
minute ago and a goat came running out of the bushes doin' about a 100 miles
an hour and jumped  head first into this hole here!"

The old farmer said, "That couldn't be him, he was chained to a
transmission!"
Title: Re: 100 mph Goat
Post by: owlhoot on March 19, 2016, 09:53:24 AM
Oh them two are going to be in trouble  :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :morning:
Title: Re: 100 mph Goat
Post by: OldSchool on March 19, 2016, 10:00:43 AM
That's the first time I've heard it, thanks. ;D

Bob
Title: Re: 100 mph Goat
Post by: Hookinembig on March 19, 2016, 10:01:27 AM
That actually made me laugh out loud. Thanks
Title: Re: 100 mph Goat
Post by: worth612000 on March 19, 2016, 10:03:41 AM
That was a good one.  :TooFunny:
Title: 100 mph Goat
Post by: Swampchickin234 on March 19, 2016, 10:20:33 AM
Haha that's a good one


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