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Title: What Do I Look Like (JOKE)
Post by: tomstopper on February 09, 2015, 08:58:27 AM
A newlywed couple just moved into their new house. One day, the wife asked her husband, "Honey, one of the bathroom pipes is leaking. Could you fix it?"

The husband looked at his wife and said, "What do I look like -- Mr. Plumber?"

A few days went by, and his wife asked for a favor. "Honey, the car won't start. I think it needs a new battery. Could you change it for me?"

"What do I look like -- Mr. Goodwrench?"

A couple weeks later, the wife found a leak in the roof. "Honey, there's a leak on the roof. Can you please fix it?"

"What do I look like -- Bob Vila?" He sat down with a beer and watched a game on TV.

One rainy weekend, the husband realized the leak on the roof was gone. He went to the bathroom and found that the pipe behind the sink wasn't leaking anymore either.

When his wife returned home, the husband asked, "Honey, how come there aren't any more leaks and the car's running?"

She replied nonchalantly, "Oh, the other day I ran into one of our new neighbors, Jon. What a nice man. He came over and fixed everything.

"Wow, did he charge us anything?"

"No, he said he'd do it for free if I either baked him a cake or had a pleasurable interaction with him."

"Cool. What kind of cake did you make?"

"Cake? What the hell do I look like -- Betty Crocker?"
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Post by: stone road turkey calls on February 09, 2015, 12:06:54 PM
 :TooFunny: :TooFunny:
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Post by: mgm1955 on February 09, 2015, 09:09:15 PM
 :icon_thumright:
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Post by: Bigspurs68 on February 11, 2015, 01:28:02 AM
Ouch!
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Post by: ericjames on February 11, 2015, 06:35:57 AM
 :TooFunny:
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Post by: RutnNStrutn on February 11, 2015, 01:29:15 PM
Serves him right!!! :lol: ;D
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Post by: goblr77 on February 11, 2015, 02:48:50 PM
 ;D
Title: What Do I Look Like (JOKE)
Post by: Swampchickin234 on February 11, 2015, 05:44:26 PM
Hahaha!


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Post by: owlhoot on February 11, 2015, 06:00:42 PM
 :icon_thumright: :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny:Oh shoot thats a good one!
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Post by: rem 300 on February 11, 2015, 09:05:05 PM
 :TooFunny: yep
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Post by: surehuntsalot on February 11, 2015, 09:15:39 PM
had that one coming
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Post by: albrubacker on February 12, 2015, 11:01:39 AM
 :TooFunny: :icon_thumright:
Title: What Do I Look Like (JOKE)
Post by: trkehunr93 on February 28, 2015, 12:49:25 PM
That's funny!!


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Post by: zelmo1 on February 28, 2015, 05:31:22 PM
 :funnyturkey: Happy wife= happy life, I thought we all knew that.
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Post by: Prohunter3509 on February 28, 2015, 08:54:09 PM
Hey it could hsve been during turkey season
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Post by: jblackburn on March 03, 2015, 03:39:57 PM
 :toothy12: :TooFunny: :toothy12: :TooFunny:
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Post by: LONGBEARD22 on March 03, 2015, 03:59:16 PM
 :TooFunny: :TooFunny:
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Post by: Dr Juice on March 12, 2015, 06:26:11 PM
Awesome  :turkey2:
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Post by: captin_hook on March 13, 2015, 04:25:28 PM
Blahahahaahaha. :TooFunny: :TooFunny:
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Post by: Phire Phite on March 15, 2015, 09:39:41 AM
Good job honey, way to be thrifty.
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