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Title: Don't force a child to pray. (Joke)
Post by: Deputy 14 on February 03, 2015, 12:58:59 PM

At dinner, a little boy was asked to lead the prayer.
"But I don't know how to pray," he replies.
Just pray for your family members, friends and neighbors, the poor, etc.," says his father.

"Okay," stuttered the boy. "Dear Lord,... Thank you for our visitors and their children, who finished all my cookies and ice cream. Bless them so they won't come again. Forgive our neighbor's son, who removed my sister's clothes and wrestled with her on her bed. This coming Christmas, please send clothes to all those poor naked ladies on my daddy's Blackberry and provide shelter for the homeless men who use mom's room when daddy is at work. AMEN"

Title: Re: Don't force a child to pray. (Joke)
Post by: Model 1300 on February 03, 2015, 07:56:50 PM

Hahahahahahaha :lol: :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :z-guntootsmiley: :thanks:

Title: Re: Don't force a child to pray. (Joke)
Post by: RutnNStrutn on February 03, 2015, 08:00:05 PM

:lol: ;D :toothy12: :TooFunny:

Title: Re: Don't force a child to pray. (Joke)
Post by: tomstopper on February 03, 2015, 08:43:43 PM

Nice... :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny:

Title: Re: Don't force a child to pray. (Joke)
Post by: Bigspurs68 on February 03, 2015, 09:00:51 PM

Bahahahabahabahaha :TooFunny:

Title: Re: Don't force a child to pray. (Joke)
Post by: mgm1955 on February 04, 2015, 12:02:22 AM

:TooFunny: :TooFunny:

Title: Re: Don't force a child to pray. (Joke)
Post by: stone road turkey calls on February 04, 2015, 12:05:56 AM

:TooFunny:

Title: Re: Don't force a child to pray. (Joke)
Post by: bigbird on February 04, 2015, 09:22:52 AM

hahahahaha :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny:

Title: Re: Don't force a child to pray. (Joke)
Post by: TN Beard Buster on February 04, 2015, 06:40:59 PM

LMBO!!! With kids, you usually get what you ask for!

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