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General Discussion => General Forum => Topic started by: Hognutz on March 31, 2014, 10:11:15 PM

Title: Elderly Learn to Text.
Post by: Hognutz on March 31, 2014, 10:11:15 PM

An elderly couple had just learned how to send text messages on their cell phones. The wife was a romantic type and the husband was more of a no-nonsense guy.
One afternoon the wife went out to meet a friend for coffee. She decided to send her husband a romantic text message and she wrote:

"If you are sleeping, send me your dreams.
If you are laughing, send me your smile.
If you are eating, send me a bite.
If you are drinking, send me a sip.
If you are crying, send me your tears.
I love you."

The husband texted back to her:
"I'm on the toilet. Please advise
Title: Re: Elderly Learn to Text.
Post by: jblackburn on March 31, 2014, 10:18:33 PM
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Post by: memert116 on March 31, 2014, 10:24:25 PM
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Post by: COssman14 on March 31, 2014, 11:01:50 PM
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Post by: alloutdoors on March 31, 2014, 11:03:09 PM
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Post by: JALA Strut on April 01, 2014, 08:16:39 AM
Good one ...  :TooFunny:
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Post by: remmy1187 on April 01, 2014, 08:38:12 AM
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Post by: DirtNap647 on April 01, 2014, 08:58:05 AM
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Post by: TrackeySauresRex on April 01, 2014, 10:01:16 AM
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Title: Re: Elderly Learn to Text.
Post by: Gooserbat on April 01, 2014, 10:31:41 AM
Good One!
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Post by: boomer on April 01, 2014, 10:34:39 AM
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Post by: fishfrey on April 01, 2014, 12:08:39 PM
At least he did not reply with a selfie.
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Post by: surehuntsalot on April 01, 2014, 09:35:22 PM
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Post by: JVA54 on April 01, 2014, 09:46:44 PM
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Title: Re: Elderly Learn to Text.
Post by: tomstopper on April 02, 2014, 09:34:16 PM
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