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Title: Lady Of the Evening At Tax Time.
Post by: Hognutz on March 30, 2014, 10:39:04 AM

A woman walks into an accountant's office and tells him that she needs to file her taxes.
The accountant says, "before we begin, I'll need to ask you a few questions."
"He gets her name, address, Social security number, etc. and then asks,"what's your occupation?"
"I'm a Lady of the night," she says.
The accountant is somewhat taken aback and says, "let's try to rephrase that."
"The woman says, "ok, I'm a high-end call girl."
"No, that still won't work. Try again."
"They both think for a minute; then the woman says, "I'm an elite chicken farmer."
The accountant asks, "what does chicken farming have to do with being a prostitute?"
"Well, I raised a thousand little peckers last year."
The accountant says, "Chicken Farmer it is."



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Post by: slamman on March 30, 2014, 10:43:41 AM
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Post by: Gooserbat on April 05, 2014, 10:16:51 AM
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Post by: COssman14 on April 05, 2014, 10:36:08 AM
That's a good one!


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Post by: jblackburn on April 05, 2014, 12:19:24 PM
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