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Title: Hillary's First Day As President.
Post by: Hognutz on March 24, 2014, 07:07:59 PM

Hillary Clinton was sworn in today as President.
She has disposed of Bill and is spending her first night alone in the White House. She has waited several years for this!!

FIRST NIGHT
Suddenly!
The ghost of George Washington appears to her, and Hillary says,
"How can I best serve my country?"

Washington says, "Never tell a lie."

"Ouch!" Says Hillary, "I don't know about that."

SECOND NIGHT
The next night, the ghost of Thomas Jefferson appears...?
Hillary says, "How can I best serve my country?"

Jefferson says, "Listen to the people."

"Ohhh! I really really don't want to do that."

THIRD NIGHT
On the third night, the ghost of Abraham Lincoln appears...?
Hillary says, "How can I best serve my country?"

Lincoln says,"

"Go to the theater".

Title: Re: Hillary's First Day As President.
Post by: beagler on March 24, 2014, 07:10:52 PM

:TooFunny: :smiley-patriotic-flagwaver-an

Title: Re: Hillary's First Day As President.
Post by: JVA54 on March 24, 2014, 07:20:23 PM

:TooFunny: :TooFunny:

Title: Re: Hillary's First Day As President.
Post by: chatterbox on March 24, 2014, 07:25:23 PM

:TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny:

Title: Re: Hillary's First Day As President.
Post by: DirtNap647 on March 24, 2014, 07:28:34 PM

:TooFunny:

Title: Re: Hillary's First Day As President.
Post by: sadkins on March 24, 2014, 07:29:10 PM

Lol

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Title: Re: Hillary's First Day As President.
Post by: paintbrush on March 24, 2014, 07:35:22 PM

:TooFunny: Abe gave her the best advice! :TooFunny:

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Post by: tomstopper on March 24, 2014, 08:13:38 PM

:TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny:

Title: Re: Hillary's First Day As President.
Post by: memert116 on March 24, 2014, 09:44:56 PM

:TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny: Good Ol' Honest Abe.... :icon_thumright:

Title: Re: Hillary's First Day As President.
Post by: owlhoot on March 24, 2014, 10:26:41 PM

:TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny:

Title: Re: Hillary's First Day As President.
Post by: Old Gobbler on March 24, 2014, 11:12:47 PM

:OGani: good one

Title: Re: Hillary's First Day As President.
Post by: archery1 on March 25, 2014, 12:42:40 AM

:TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny:

Title: Re: Hillary's First Day As President.
Post by: Bigspurs68 on March 25, 2014, 12:53:44 AM

Lol. Me and Abe would have got along just fine.

Title: Re: Hillary's First Day As President.
Post by: stone road turkey calls on March 25, 2014, 07:28:42 AM

:TooFunny: :smiley-patriotic-flagwaver-an

Title: Re: Hillary's First Day As President.
Post by: Woodsman4God on March 25, 2014, 07:31:57 AM

Good One, I needed to see that after already seeing a bumper sticker supporting her upcoming run at president. Made me want to Vomit

Title: Re: Hillary's First Day As President.
Post by: jmasters on March 25, 2014, 09:49:48 AM

:TooFunny: nice one!

Title: Re: Hillary's First Day As President.
Post by: Frank G on March 25, 2014, 10:02:02 AM

:z-winnersmiley: :icon_thumright: :icon_thumright: :icon_thumright: :TooFunny:

Title: Re: Hillary's First Day As President.
Post by: Gobble! on March 25, 2014, 10:09:08 AM

:z-guntootsmiley:

Title: Re: Hillary's First Day As President.
Post by: boomer on March 25, 2014, 10:21:14 AM

:TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny:

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