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Title: A Nudest-Tree Huger and the Doc.
Post by: Gooserbat on March 10, 2014, 01:11:10 PM
A nudest woman from San Francisco who was a tree hugging, liberal Democrat and an anti-hunter purchased a piece of timberland near Colville, WA . There was a large tree on one of the highest points in the tract. She wanted a good view of the natural splendor of her land so she started to climb the big tree.

As she neared the top she encountered a spotted owl that attacked her. In her haste to escape, the woman slid down the tree to the ground and got many splinters in her crotch.

In considerable pain, she hurried to a local ER to see a doctor. She told him she was an environmentalist, a Democrat, and an anti-hunter and how she came to get all the splinters. The doctor listened to her story with great patience and then told her to go wait in the examining room and he would see if he could help her.

She sat and waited three hours before the doctor re-appeared.The angry woman demanded, "What took you so long?"

He smiled and then told her, "Well, I had to get permits from the Environmental Protection Agency, the Forest Service, and the Bureau of Land Management before I could remove old-growth timber from a 'recreational area' so close to a Waste Treatment Facility.

And I'm sorry, but due to Obama-Care they turned you down.
Title: Re: A Nudest-Tree Huger and the Doc.
Post by: Bigspurs68 on March 10, 2014, 01:36:03 PM
Getcha some of that
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Post by: Hognutz on March 10, 2014, 02:22:54 PM
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Post by: captin_hook on March 10, 2014, 02:45:53 PM
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Post by: tomstopper on March 10, 2014, 02:49:10 PM
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Title: Re: A Nudest-Tree Huger and the Doc.
Post by: Frank G on March 10, 2014, 03:22:23 PM
Oh ya ..... :icon_thumright: :icon_thumright: :TooFunny: :TooFunny:
Title: Re: A Nudest-Tree Huger and the Doc.
Post by: SOILLHUNTING on March 10, 2014, 03:29:48 PM
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Post by: Mike Honcho on March 10, 2014, 03:36:28 PM
Good one goose!
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Post by: jblackburn on March 10, 2014, 04:14:34 PM
I will be hunting Merriams up near Colville, I'll see if I can find here for you, Sam!  :OGturkeyhead:
Title: Re: A Nudest-Tree Huger and the Doc.
Post by: Gooserbat on March 10, 2014, 04:16:07 PM
Quote from: jblackburn on March 10, 2014, 04:14:34 PM
I will be hunting Merriams up near Colville, I'll see if I can find here for you, Sam!  :OGturkeyhead:

Nope I'm sticking to ugly blonds in Perkins Restaurant coolers...
Title: Re: A Nudest-Tree Huger and the Doc.
Post by: jblackburn on March 10, 2014, 04:17:47 PM
Quote from: Gooserbat on March 10, 2014, 04:16:07 PM
Quote from: jblackburn on March 10, 2014, 04:14:34 PM
I will be hunting Merriams up near Colville, I'll see if I can find here for you, Sam!  :OGturkeyhead:

Nope I'm sticking to ugly blonds in Perkins Restaurant coolers...

She wanted you for her baby daddy!
Title: Re: A Nudest-Tree Huger and the Doc.
Post by: Gooserbat on March 10, 2014, 04:22:33 PM
We should have just give her the nursing home Casanova.  That's still the funniest thing to ever happen to me on a hunting trip.
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Post by: stone road turkey calls on March 10, 2014, 04:25:29 PM
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Post by: remmy1187 on March 10, 2014, 05:52:20 PM
GOOD Stuff!!! :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny:
Title: Re: A Nudest-Tree Huger and the Doc.
Post by: RutnNStrutn on March 10, 2014, 05:57:12 PM
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Post by: longspur on March 10, 2014, 06:59:42 PM
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Post by: surehuntsalot on March 10, 2014, 10:05:36 PM
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Post by: sonofabuck on March 10, 2014, 11:19:52 PM
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Post by: SS Josh on March 10, 2014, 11:46:04 PM
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Title: Funny
Post by: SCGobbler on March 11, 2014, 12:57:40 AM
Funny stuff right there!



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Title: Re: A Nudest-Tree Huger and the Doc.
Post by: sadkins on March 11, 2014, 08:11:22 AM
Lol

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Post by: DirtNap647 on March 11, 2014, 08:13:54 AM
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Post by: wcerin on March 11, 2014, 12:10:54 PM
Now that's a good Laugh  :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny:
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