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Title: Chuck Norris
Post by: CASH on March 10, 2014, 09:49:13 AM

Is the birthday boy today.

Chuck Norris doesn't celebrate birthdays, birthdays celebrate Chuck Norris

Title: Re: Chuck Norris
Post by: redarrow on March 10, 2014, 09:56:08 AM

(http://i251.photobucket.com/albums/gg311/redarrow51/norris_zpsdd8e487e.jpg) (http://s251.photobucket.com/user/redarrow51/media/norris_zpsdd8e487e.jpg.html)

Title: Re: Chuck Norris
Post by: CASH on March 10, 2014, 10:01:17 AM

:TooFunny:

Title: Re: Chuck Norris
Post by: Hognutz on March 10, 2014, 11:32:50 AM

Chuck doesn't blow the birthday candles, they blow him..

Title: Re: Chuck Norris
Post by: Skeeterbait on March 10, 2014, 11:41:00 AM

Hevi Shot is made from beads of Chuck Norris sweat.

Title: Re: Chuck Norris
Post by: Hognutz on March 10, 2014, 11:57:46 AM

:TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny:

Title: Re: Chuck Norris
Post by: tomstopper on March 10, 2014, 11:59:43 AM

:TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny: Keep them coming.....

Title: Re: Chuck Norris
Post by: Hognutz on March 10, 2014, 12:08:46 PM

(http://i812.photobucket.com/albums/zz47/hognutz262/ChuckNorrisToiletPaper.png) (http://s812.photobucket.com/user/hognutz262/media/ChuckNorrisToiletPaper.png.html)

Title: Re: Chuck Norris
Post by: Hognutz on March 10, 2014, 12:09:51 PM

(http://i812.photobucket.com/albums/zz47/hognutz262/MiscPictures2.jpg) (http://s812.photobucket.com/user/hognutz262/media/MiscPictures2.jpg.html)

Title: Re: Chuck Norris
Post by: budtripp on March 10, 2014, 01:28:57 PM

Once as a joke, Chuck Norris took a whiz in the fuel tank of a semi truck. We know that truck today as Optimus prime

Title: Re: Chuck Norris
Post by: GomerPyle on March 10, 2014, 01:30:53 PM

Monsters check under the bed for Chuck Norris

Title: Re: Chuck Norris
Post by: jakesdad on March 10, 2014, 02:13:54 PM

Chuck Norris doesnt get wet....water gets Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris can divide by zero

When Chuck Norris has sex he's always on top.....because Chuck Norris doesnt $%#@ up

Title: Re: Chuck Norris
Post by: turkey_slayer on March 10, 2014, 02:20:12 PM

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=BeNN3brE8Ew (http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=BeNN3brE8Ew)

Title: Re: Chuck Norris
Post by: jblackburn on March 10, 2014, 04:16:36 PM

:funnyturkey:

Title: Re: Chuck Norris
Post by: highwaygun on March 10, 2014, 04:30:21 PM

Chuck Norris died 20 years ago death just hasnt built up the courage to tell him yet

Title: Re: Chuck Norris
Post by: captpete on March 10, 2014, 05:48:37 PM

Chuck Norris counted to infinity, twice.

Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light. Not because he is afraid of the dark, but because the dark is afraid of Chuck.

Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

There used to be a street named after Chuck Norris, but it was changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives.

Title: Re: Chuck Norris
Post by: FullChoke on March 10, 2014, 06:14:12 PM

Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. Now they are just known as The Islands.

Title: Re: Chuck Norris
Post by: jakesdad on March 10, 2014, 06:32:44 PM

Chuck Norris can empty a swimming pool with a fork...........while its raining

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door

Chuck Norris has been to Mars;thats why theres no sign of life

Chuck Norris can start a fire by rubbing 2 icecubes together

If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble you win......................forever

Title: Re: Chuck Norris
Post by: Kywoodsman on March 10, 2014, 09:58:28 PM

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless phone.
Chuck Norris has a diary, it's called the Guinness Book of World Records.

Title: Re: Chuck Norris
Post by: DirtNap647 on March 11, 2014, 08:25:23 AM

:TooFunny:

Title: Re: Chuck Norris
Post by: RBC on March 11, 2014, 12:31:28 PM

Chuck Norris is what Willis was talking about!

Title: Chuck Norris
Post by: Rokhal07 on March 11, 2014, 07:47:55 PM

(http://img.tapatalk.com/d/14/03/12/dahy5u9u.jpg)

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