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Title: Profound thought of the day
Post by: captpete on March 05, 2014, 03:15:17 AM
" It's only when you see a mosquito landing on your testicles that you

realize that there is always a way to solve problems without using violence. "
Title: Re: Profound thought of the day
Post by: CASH on March 05, 2014, 03:43:24 AM
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Title: Re: Profound thought of the day
Post by: tomstopper on March 05, 2014, 06:00:31 AM
 :TooFunny: :TooFunny: So True....
Title: Re: Profound thought of the day
Post by: Gooserbat on March 05, 2014, 10:57:41 AM
true...
Title: Re: Profound thought of the day
Post by: bamagtrdude on March 05, 2014, 11:51:11 AM
This *might* be categorized in the "TMI" section, *BUT* ...

Years ago, I had gone turkey hunting a time or two during the weekend...  Well, that next week, I kept getting a "pinching" sensation on one of my testicles, so *MAN* -- I'd reach down there (tried to when nobody was looking) and would "re-adjust" things down there, ya know (just thinking to myself, maybe it's my underwear getting pinched up or something)...

Well, this went on & on & on, and finally, while taking a shower, I was like, "I gotta check this *OUT*" - turns out, I had a deg'gum TICK gnawin' the %$&# out of my balls, dude!!!  I had to get my wife to help me "surgically remove" his butt - but, WOW - that joker was going to TOWN on my balls...

BTW - Roll Tide!  ;)
Title: Re: Profound thought of the day
Post by: Hognutz on March 05, 2014, 12:35:17 PM
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Post by: remmy1187 on March 05, 2014, 12:59:22 PM
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Post by: Ruger M77 on March 05, 2014, 01:00:52 PM
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Title: Re: Profound thought of the day
Post by: Beard Collecter on March 05, 2014, 01:07:13 PM
I have had the same thing happen to me. My wife being the funny gal she is said, "It's a good thing you got him when you did, he might have eaten everything before you woke up". She just knows what to say sometimes!!!
Title: Re: Profound thought of the day
Post by: Tail Feathers on March 05, 2014, 02:37:16 PM
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Quote from: Beard Collecter on March 05, 2014, 01:07:13 PM
I have had the same thing happen to me. My wife being the funny gal she is said, "It's a good thing you got him when you did, he might have eaten everything before you woke up". She just knows what to say sometimes!!!
Title: Re: Profound thought of the day
Post by: slamman on March 05, 2014, 06:52:00 PM
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Title: Re: Profound thought of the day
Post by: bamagtrdude on March 13, 2014, 05:06:49 PM
Quote from: Beard Collecter on March 05, 2014, 01:07:13 PM
I have had the same thing happen to me. My wife being the funny gal she is said, "It's a good thing you got him when you did, he might have eaten everything before you woke up". She just knows what to say sometimes!!!

*phew*  That's cruel; my wife was just happy I didn't rip one while she was "doctorin'" on me!  ;)  hehehe
Title: Re: Profound thought of the day
Post by: surehuntsalot on March 13, 2014, 09:30:41 PM
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Title: Re: Profound thought of the day
Post by: BOFF on March 13, 2014, 10:11:50 PM
Quote from: captpete on March 05, 2014, 03:15:17 AM
" It's only when you see a mosquito landing on your testicles that you

realize that there is always a way to solve problems without using violence. "


I think the problem is why were your testicles showing  for a mosquito to land on them. :o





God Bless,
David B.
Title: Re: Profound thought of the day
Post by: DirtNap647 on March 14, 2014, 06:35:47 AM
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