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Title: Joke of the day.
Post by: Tail Feathers on March 02, 2014, 09:01:51 PM
A man received the following text from his neighbor:
I am so sorry Bob. I've been riddled with guilt and I have to confess.
I have been tapping your wife, day and night when you're not around.
In fact, more than you. I'm not getting any at home, but that's no excuse.
I can no longer live with the guilt and I hope you will accept my sincerest apology with my promise that it won't happen gain.
The man, anguished and betrayed, went into his bedroom, grabbed his gun, and without a word, shot his wife and killed her.

A few moments later, a second text came in:
Damn auto correct. I meant "wifi", not "wife".
Title: Re: Joke of the day.
Post by: BowBendr on March 02, 2014, 09:37:46 PM
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Post by: Hognutz on March 02, 2014, 10:11:06 PM
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Post by: SS Josh on March 02, 2014, 10:17:56 PM
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Post by: redarrow on March 02, 2014, 10:56:08 PM
oops. :TooFunny:
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Post by: tomstopper on March 02, 2014, 10:57:03 PM
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Post by: archery1 on March 03, 2014, 12:01:57 AM
BIG OOOOPS!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by: TBab on March 03, 2014, 01:39:57 AM
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Post by: jblackburn on March 03, 2014, 01:49:10 AM
HAHA!! darn you autocorrect!!   :funnyturkey:
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Post by: stone road turkey calls on March 03, 2014, 03:40:24 AM
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Post by: remmy1187 on March 03, 2014, 07:16:16 PM
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