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Title: Amish and the elevator.
Post by: Chester on March 13, 2011, 01:36:47 PM
A fifteen year old Amish boy and his father were in a mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and then slide back together again.



The boy asked, 'What is this Father?' The father (never having seen an elevator) responded, 'Son, I have never seen anything like this in my life, I don't know what it is.'



While the boy and his father were watching with amazement, a fat old lady in a wheel chair moved up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened, and the lady rolled between them into a small room. The walls closed and the boy and his father watched the small numbers above the walls light up sequentially.


They continued to watch until it reached the last number... and then the numbers began to light in the reverse order. Finally the walls opened up again and a gorgeous 24-year-old blond stepped out.



The father, not taking his eyes off the young woman, said quietly to his son.....


'Go get your Mother'
Title: Re: Amish and the elevator.
Post by: StruttinGobbler3 on March 13, 2011, 02:04:20 PM
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Title: Re: Amish and the elevator.
Post by: Hognutz on March 13, 2011, 02:27:38 PM
That's funny, right there. I don't care who you are.. :TooFunny: :TooFunny:
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Post by: bowhunter84 on March 13, 2011, 03:29:30 PM
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Post by: turkey slayer on March 13, 2011, 05:43:24 PM
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Post by: jv on March 13, 2011, 05:59:39 PM
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Post by: PANYHunter on March 13, 2011, 06:23:05 PM
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Post by: archery1 on March 13, 2011, 07:54:38 PM
gotta love them amish,   lol
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Post by: neal on March 13, 2011, 11:05:22 PM
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Post by: BOFF on March 13, 2011, 11:58:03 PM
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Thanks for the laugh!!




God Bless,
David B.
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