I have come up with another decoy to go along with my Badonkadeke and Mojo's.
I will be releasing my Rock'um-Sock'um line in the near future. It will be as realistic as my Badonkadeke line, except this line will have strategically placed piano wire springs. When that Gobbler rushes in and attacks the Rock'um-Sock'um, it fights back. A group of gobblers come in and attack your decoy, no problem. I plan on offering a Chuck Norris version which will have stronger and more springs. Imagine how long you will have to draw your bow, get your gun, or film while that longbeard is in the fight of his life. I'm debating on trying one with HTW wings, that's Heavier Than Wings wing's. One slap with a HTW wing upside the gobblers head should stun him long enough for you to do whatever you need to do. You could probably even go check his spurs and see if he meets your criteria if you only shoot three year olds and older.
This may have just propelled me to Genesis staus!
Will the decoy's head shoot up if he loses the fight to the gobbler? :OGturkeyhead:
I have a friend that has more money then Christ's accountant, purchased a few high dollar decoys. These were (I say were) top of the line. After hunting all weekend in the drizzle, and not seeing a bird (heard some but they were hung up) he blasted 3 of them just to feel better. :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny: Had to be there. I'm sure he'll purchase a couple. :icon_thumright:
:TooFunny: :TooFunny: AWESOME!
Quote from: guesswho on February 24, 2014, 03:02:38 PM
One slap with a HTW wing upside the gobblers head should stun him long enough for you to do whatever you need to do. You could probably even go check his spurs and see if he meets your criteria if you only shoot three year olds and older.
This may have just propelled me to Genesis staus!
You have just topped anything other post I have ever seen you make here. Kuddos to you Genesis master, you have my vote.
:TooFunny:
The genius can't even spell genius.
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My humor may be a little to complex for some.
Quote from: guesswho on February 24, 2014, 06:54:31 PM
My humor may be a little to complex for some.
That or I just missed out on something lol
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Sometimes even I have to think about it. My Baseball coaches always told to me I was out in left field, but I always caught, never understood that ???
I have a cousin who always spelled Genius with Genesis. The whole Phil Collins deal really messed with his mind. He now is on my assembly line attaching tail fans to my decoys. My cousin that is, not Phil Collins.
Quote from: MouthCaller on February 24, 2014, 06:33:40 PM
The genius can't even spell genius.
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As far as I am concerned any cat who has 5 gallon buckets of spurs can make all the fun of turkey hunting gimmicks he wants and spell genius as Genesis too.
Quote from: THattaway on February 24, 2014, 10:35:33 PM
Quote from: MouthCaller on February 24, 2014, 06:33:40 PM
The genius can't even spell genius.
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As far as I am concerned any cat who has 5 gallon buckets of spurs can make all the fun of turkey hunting gimmicks he wants and spell genius as Genesis too.
Yep.
Quote from: guesswho on February 24, 2014, 07:13:20 PM
Sometimes even I have to think about it. My Baseball coaches always told to me I was out in left field, but I always caught, never understood that ???
I have a cousin who always spelled Genius with Genesis. The whole Phil Collins deal really messed with his mind. He now is on my assembly line attaching tail fans to my decoys. My cousin that is, not Phil Collins.
Bwahahahahahahaha
Quote from: THattaway on February 24, 2014, 10:35:33 PM
Quote from: MouthCaller on February 24, 2014, 06:33:40 PM
The genius can't even spell genius.
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As far as I am concerned any cat who has 5 gallon buckets of spurs can make all the fun of turkey hunting gimmicks he wants and spell genius as Genesis too.
Agreed!
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Quote from: northms on February 24, 2014, 03:16:48 PM
Will the decoy's head shoot up if he loses the fight to the gobbler? :OGturkeyhead:
:lol: ;D
Quote from: guesswho on February 24, 2014, 07:13:20 PMHe now is on my assembly line attaching tail fans to my decoys. My cousin that is, not Phil Collins.
:lol: ;D :toothy9: :toothy12: :TooFunny:
Quote from: THattaway on February 24, 2014, 10:35:33 PM
Quote from: MouthCaller on February 24, 2014, 06:33:40 PM
The genius can't even spell genius.
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As far as I am concerned any cat who has 5 gallon buckets of spurs can make all the fun of turkey hunting gimmicks he wants and spell genius as Genesis too.
Duly noted
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