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Title: Pecans In The Cemetery.
Post by: Hognutz on February 15, 2014, 03:26:14 PM
PECANS IN THE CEMETERY

On the outskirts of a small town, there was a big old pecan tree just inside the cemetery fence. One day, two boys filled up a bucketful of nuts and sat down by the tree, out of sight, and began dividing the nuts.

'One for you, one for me, one for you, one for me,' said one boy. Several dropped and rolled down toward the fence.
Another boy came
riding along the road on his bicycle. As he passed, he thought he heard voices from inside the cemetery, so he slowed down to investigate. Sure enough, he heard, 'One for you, one for me, one for you, one for me...'

He just knew what it was. He jumped back on his bike and rode off. Just around the bend he met an
old man with a cane, hobbling along.

'Come here quick,' said the boy, 'you won't believe what I heard! Satan and the Lord are down at the cemetery dividing up the souls!'

The man said, 'Beat it kid, can't you see it's hard for me to walk.' When the boy insisted though, the man hobbled slowly to the cemetery.

Standing by the fence they heard, 'One for you, one for me. One for you, one for me.'

The old man whispered, 'Boy, you've been tellin' me the
truth. Let's see if we can see the Lord!

Shaking with fear, they peered through the fence, yet were still unable to see anything. The old man and the boy gripped the wrought iron bars of the fence tighter and tighter as they tried to get a glimpse of the Lord.

At last they heard, 'One for you, one for me. That's
all. Now let's go get those nuts by the fence and we'll be done...'


They say the old man had the lead for a good half-mile before the kid on the bike passed him.

Title: Re: Pecans In The Cemetery.
Post by: Gamblinman on February 15, 2014, 03:38:58 PM
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Title: Re: Pecans In The Cemetery.
Post by: tomstopper on February 15, 2014, 03:53:52 PM
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Post by: Gooserbat on February 15, 2014, 03:55:39 PM
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Title: Re: Pecans In The Cemetery.
Post by: VA_Birdhunter on February 15, 2014, 03:56:17 PM
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Title: Re: Pecans In The Cemetery.
Post by: MouthCaller on February 15, 2014, 06:33:40 PM
Lol! That one will be re told...

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Title: Re: Pecans In The Cemetery.
Post by: redarrow on February 15, 2014, 07:14:54 PM
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Title: Re: Pecans In The Cemetery.
Post by: o2stk1 on February 15, 2014, 08:53:51 PM
I am going to have to steal that one super funny
Title: Re: Pecans In The Cemetery.
Post by: chatterbox on February 16, 2014, 07:46:14 AM
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Title: Re: Pecans In The Cemetery.
Post by: Bama turkey hunter on February 16, 2014, 08:28:22 AM
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Post by: captpete on February 16, 2014, 08:40:32 AM
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Title: Re: Pecans In The Cemetery.
Post by: owlhoot on February 16, 2014, 08:42:46 AM
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Title: Re: Pecans In The Cemetery.
Post by: FATBACK on February 17, 2014, 09:53:57 PM
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Title: Re: Pecans In The Cemetery.
Post by: Eric Gregg on February 17, 2014, 10:03:03 PM
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