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Title: Out Of Dad's Will.
Post by: Hognutz on February 04, 2014, 12:11:16 PM

A man was telling his buddy "You won't believe what happened last night.
My daughter walked into the living room and said, "Dad, cancel my
allowance immediately, forget my college tuition loan, rent my room
out, throw all my clothes out the window, take my TV and my laptop.
Please take any of my jewelry to the Salvation Army or Cash
Converters. Then, sell my car, take my front door key away from me and
throw me out of the house. Then, disown me and never talk to me again.
Don't forget to write me out of your will and leave my share to any charity
you choose."

"Holy Smokes," replied the friend, "she actually said that?"

"Well, she didn't put it quite like that. She actually said, 'Dad,
meet my new boyfriend-- Mohammed. We're going to work together on
Hillary's election campaign!'"

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Post by: jakesdad on February 04, 2014, 12:14:41 PM

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Post by: TnTurk on February 04, 2014, 01:46:28 PM

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Post by: JVA54 on February 04, 2014, 02:25:30 PM

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Post by: Eric Gregg on February 04, 2014, 03:52:21 PM

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Post by: Bama turkey hunter on February 04, 2014, 06:58:27 PM

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Post by: captin_hook on February 04, 2014, 07:20:36 PM

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Post by: owlhoot on February 04, 2014, 07:21:35 PM

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Post by: slamman on February 04, 2014, 07:25:59 PM

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Post by: goblr77 on February 04, 2014, 07:49:41 PM

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Post by: stone road turkey calls on February 04, 2014, 08:46:34 PM

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Post by: tomstopper on February 04, 2014, 09:51:44 PM

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Post by: Gooserbat on February 05, 2014, 10:57:40 AM

I think a that point the father should impose Sharia law and just strangle her.

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Post by: sadkins on February 05, 2014, 12:26:06 PM

LOL

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Post by: TURKEYWHACKER on February 05, 2014, 12:43:54 PM

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Post by: boomer on February 05, 2014, 02:20:18 PM

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Post by: surehuntsalot on February 06, 2014, 07:58:06 PM

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