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Title: GOT MY obummer "HEALTH" CARE PACKET TODAY.
Post by: Hognutz on November 26, 2013, 11:07:13 AM
 
I wanted to let you know that earlier today I received my "Obamacare enrollment packet" from the White House.
It contained:

• An aspirin and a band-aid.
• An 'obummer Hope & Change' bumper sticker
• A 'Bush's Fault' yard sign
• A 'Blame Republicans first, then anybody and everybody' poster
• A 'Tax the Rich' banner
• An application for unemployment and a free cellphone
• An application for food stamps
• A prayer rug
• A letter assigning my debt to my grandchildren
• And lastly, a coupon for a machine that blows smoke up my a$$.
 
Everything was made in "China" and all directions were in Spanish
Keep an eye out. Yours should be arriving soon.

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Post by: va wingbone on November 26, 2013, 11:24:16 AM
AHAHAHA!!!!!


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Post by: mikejd on November 26, 2013, 09:07:34 PM
Sad but so true.
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Post by: owlhoot on November 26, 2013, 10:52:49 PM
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Post by: JVA54 on November 26, 2013, 11:24:08 PM

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Post by: Wingboneman on November 27, 2013, 07:30:58 AM
 :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TrainWreck1:
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Post by: Spurs on November 27, 2013, 12:58:01 PM
Thought this was gunna be a train wreck for sure when I read the title
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Post by: timberjack86 on November 27, 2013, 10:04:51 PM
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Post by: Old Gobbler on November 28, 2013, 01:32:54 PM
You about nailed it on the head --- what a scam this Obama is
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Post by: Tom Dooley on November 29, 2013, 08:30:52 PM
Very funny  :TooFunny:
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Post by: captpete on November 30, 2013, 07:25:01 AM
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Post by: tomstopper on December 03, 2013, 12:21:03 PM
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