I was telling a girl in the bar about my ability to guess what day a woman was born just by feeling her boobs.
"Really" she said, "Go on then...try."
After about thirty seconds of fondling she began to lose patience and said.
"Come on, what day was I born"?
I said, "Yesterday."
Good one. :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny:
Don't worry ,that hand print on your face will go away in a few days. :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny:
:TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny: Thats worth the slap.
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oh dang i had to open your post again! Always a good one.. :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :z-guntootsmiley:
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Quote from: TrackeySauresRex on July 03, 2013, 03:31:04 PM
:TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny: Thats worth the slap.
x2 ;D :TooFunny: :TooFunny:
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Blahahahahahaaaaaa. :TooFunny:
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