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Title: Jewish Quarterback
Post by: captpete on June 30, 2013, 07:47:55 AM

    The coach had put together the perfect team for the Chicago Bears. The only thing that was missing was a good quarterback. He had scouted all the colleges and even the Canadian and European Leagues, but he couldn't find the guy who could ensure a Super Bowl win.

        Then one night while watching CNN he saw a war-zone scene in the West Bank. In one corner of the background, he spotted a young Israeli      soldier with a truly incredible arm. He threw a hand-grenade straight into a 15th story window 100 yards away. KABOOM! He threw another hand-grenade 75 yards away, right into a chimney. KA-BLOOEY! Then he threw another at a passing car going 90 mph. BULLS-EYE!
  "I've got to get this guy!" Coach said to himself. "He has the perfect
arm!" So, he brings him to the States and teaches him the great game of
football. And the Bears go on to win the Super Bowl.
  The young man is hailed as the great hero of football, and when the coach
asks him what he wants, all the young man wants is to call his mother.
  "Mom," he says into the phone, "I just won the Super Bowl!"
  "I don't want to talk to you," the old woman says. "You are not my son!"
  "I don't think you understand, Mother," the young man pleads. "I've won
the greatest sporting event in the world. I'm here among thousands of my
adoring fans."
  "No! Let me tell you!" his mother retorts. "At this very moment, there are
gunshots all around us. The neighborhood is a pile of rubble. Your two
brothers were beaten within an inch of their lives last week, and I have
to keep your sister in the house so she doesn't get raped!" 
  The old lady pauses, and then tearfully says,
"I will never forgive you for making us move to Chicago!
Title: Re: Jewish Quarterback
Post by: longspur on June 30, 2013, 08:17:55 AM
yep  :TooFunny:
Title: Re: Jewish Quarterback
Post by: redarrow on June 30, 2013, 08:37:51 AM
DOHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. :TooFunny:
Title: Re: Jewish Quarterback
Post by: coyotetrpr on June 30, 2013, 08:42:45 AM
 :TooFunny: :TooFunny: good one
Title: Re: Jewish Quarterback
Post by: tomstopper on June 30, 2013, 10:27:57 AM
 :TooFunny: :TooFunny: Nice....
Title: Re: Jewish Quarterback
Post by: Hognutz on June 30, 2013, 10:32:21 AM
 :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny: Good one!!
Title: Re: Jewish Quarterback
Post by: ShotGunSniper on June 30, 2013, 02:35:23 PM
 :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny: That was way too funny! Sad but true in the last statement. Btw, tell me why they have the strictist gun control for law abidin citizens again?
Title: Re: Jewish Quarterback
Post by: DirtNap647 on July 01, 2013, 05:19:37 PM
 :TooFunny:
Title: Re: Jewish Quarterback
Post by: stone road turkey calls on July 01, 2013, 07:37:52 PM
 :TooFunny: :TooFunny:
Title: Re: Jewish Quarterback
Post by: RutnNStrutn on July 01, 2013, 07:43:06 PM
 :icon_thumright: :lol: ;D :TooFunny:
Title: Re: Jewish Quarterback
Post by: Gooserbat on July 02, 2013, 11:10:45 AM
yepers
Title: Re: Jewish Quarterback
Post by: trkycaller on July 03, 2013, 09:13:47 AM
 :TooFunny: :TooFunny:
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