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Title: Gynecologist Job Opening.
Post by: Hognutz on June 08, 2013, 05:50:53 PM
Gynecologist's Assistant Job Opening

A retired man went into the Job Center in Downtown Denver, and saw a card advertising for a Gynecologist's Assistant. Interested, he went in and asked the clerk for details.

The clerk pulled up the file and read --

"The job entails getting the ladies ready for the gynecologist. You have to help the women out of their underwear, lay them down and carefully wash their private regions, then apply shaving foam and gently shave off the hair, then rub in soothing oils so they're ready for the gynecologist's examination.

""The annual salary is $65,000, and you'll have to go to Billings, Montana."

"Good grief; is that where the job is?"

"No sir; that's where the end of the line is right now."



Title: Re: Gynecologist Job Opening.
Post by: RutnNStrutn on June 08, 2013, 08:30:01 PM
Sign me up!!! ;D :lol: :icon_thumright: :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny:
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Post by: stone road turkey calls on June 08, 2013, 08:47:47 PM
 :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny:
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Post by: coyote1 on June 08, 2013, 09:03:05 PM
 :TooFunny:  :TooFunny: A dream job for sure!
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Post by: bigbird on June 08, 2013, 10:21:19 PM
 :TooFunny:
Title: Gynecologist Job Opening.
Post by: Onpoint on June 08, 2013, 10:48:24 PM
I've always wanted to go to Montana
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Post by: captin_hook on June 08, 2013, 10:59:04 PM
Blahahaha :TooFunny:
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Post by: DirtNap647 on June 09, 2013, 06:38:23 AM
 :TooFunny:
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Post by: troutfisher13111 on June 09, 2013, 07:25:48 AM
Haha! I use to live next to a gynecologist office, you wouldn't want to do any of those things to 95% of the women that walked into that place
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Post by: tomstopper on June 10, 2013, 10:29:15 AM
 :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny:
Title: Re: Re: Gynecologist Job Opening.
Post by: turkey_slayer on June 10, 2013, 11:25:46 AM
Quote from: troutfisher13111 on June 09, 2013, 07:25:48 AM
Haha! I use to live next to a gynecologist office, you wouldn't want to do any of those things to 95% of the women that walked into that place

Exactly! It isn't like there all models that walk in lol
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Post by: catdaddy on June 10, 2013, 11:32:52 AM
Mike--the joke is a good one--but the title of the joke made me laugh as well.
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Post by: Hognutz on June 10, 2013, 02:58:58 PM
Quote from: catdaddy on June 10, 2013, 11:32:52 AM
Mike--the joke is a good one--but the title of the joke made me laugh as well.

I never realized what I had typed, Tom. Now that you brought it up, it is perfect!! Not planned in any way, shape or form.. Even a blind beaver gets a twig, now and then!! (Or something like that)...  :toothy12:
Title: Re: Gynecologist Job Opening.
Post by: lightsoutcalls on June 10, 2013, 04:21:00 PM
(http://www.hunt101.com/data/500/hillary-clinton-winking-550x367.jpg)

Be careful what you wish for...
Title: Gynecologist Job Opening.
Post by: Onpoint on June 10, 2013, 08:21:41 PM
Quote from: lightsoutcalls on June 10, 2013, 04:21:00 PM
(http://www.hunt101.com/data/500/hillary-clinton-winking-550x367.jpg)

Be careful what you wish for...
My luck, she'd be my first patient
Title: Re: Gynecologist Job Opening.
Post by: surehuntsalot on June 10, 2013, 09:41:17 PM
be careful what you wish for
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Post by: Hognutz on June 10, 2013, 10:16:03 PM
Quote from: lightsoutcalls on June 10, 2013, 04:21:00 PM
(http://www.hunt101.com/data/500/hillary-clinton-winking-550x367.jpg)

Be careful what you wish for...

That would make me resign the position.. :goofball:
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