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Title: "SURVIVOR" TEXAS STYLE
Post by: S.C.C on March 07, 2011, 06:15:30 PM
entitled, "Survivor¦ Texas-Style."

The 9 contestants will all start in Dallas, then drive to Waco, Austin, San Antonio, and over to Houston then down to Brownsville.

They will then proceed up to Del Rio, El Paso,  Midland, Odessa, Lubbock and Amarillo.  From there they will go on to Abilene, Fort Worth and finally back to Dallas .

Each will be driving a pink Volvo with bumper stickers that read:

"I'm a Democrat,"

"I love the Dixie Chicks,"

"Only Sissies Eat Beef,"

"I Voted for Obama,"

"George Strait Sucks,"

"Hillary in 2012" and...

"I'm here to register your guns."


The first one to make it back to Dallas alive wins.
God Bless Texas !!!!
Title: Re: "SURVIVOR" TEXAS STYLE
Post by: Jourdan_D on March 07, 2011, 06:24:40 PM
I think they would make it about a mile or so.......... :z-guntootsmiley: :fud: :fud: :fud:

:lol: :lol: :lol: :happy0064: :happy0064:
Title: Re: "SURVIVOR" TEXAS STYLE
Post by: CASH on March 07, 2011, 06:42:57 PM
 :TooFunny: I'd love to see that. Don't mess with Texas!
Title: Re: "SURVIVOR" TEXAS STYLE
Post by: turkey slayer on March 07, 2011, 07:55:28 PM
I think the only state they would make it through would be california! :TooFunny: :TooFunny:
Title: Re: "SURVIVOR" TEXAS STYLE
Post by: Boomstick on March 07, 2011, 08:41:12 PM
 :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny:
Title: Re: "SURVIVOR" TEXAS STYLE
Post by: socalturkeyman on March 07, 2011, 09:28:49 PM
Quote from: turkey slayer on March 07, 2011, 07:55:28 PM
I think the only state they would make it through would be california! :TooFunny: :TooFunny:
Unless they had to drive through the Corona/Norco area lol. Dixie still flys aroun here!
Title: Re: "SURVIVOR" TEXAS STYLE
Post by: MarkJM on March 07, 2011, 09:30:26 PM
 :happy0064: :happy0064: :happy0064: :TooFunny:
Title: Re: "SURVIVOR" TEXAS STYLE
Post by: TnTurk on March 07, 2011, 10:08:14 PM
Let the fun begin.     :z-guntootsmiley: