A man named Ray was washed up on a beach in the Florida Keys after a shipwreck. Only a sheep and a
sheepdog were washed up with him. After looking around, he realized that they were stranded on a deserted island.
After being there awhile, he got into the habit of taking his two animal
companions to the beach every evening to watch the sunset. One particular evening, the sky was a fiery red with beautiful cirrus clouds, the breeze was warm and gentle - a perfect night for romance.
As they sat there, the sheep started looking better and better to lonely ol Ray. Soon, he leaned over to the sheep and put his arm around it.
But the sheepdog, ever protective of the sheep, growled fiercely until Ray took his arm from around the sheep. After that, the three of them
continued to enjoy the sunsets together, but there was no more cuddling.
A few weeks passed by and, lo and behold, there was another shipwreck. The only survivor was Nancy Pelosi. That evening, Ray brought Nancy to the evening beach ritual. It was another beautiful evening - red sky, cirrus clouds, a warm and gentle breeze - perfect for a night of romance. Pretty soon, Ray started to get those feelings again.
He fought the urges as long as he could but he finally gave in and leaned
over to Nancy and told her he hadn't had fun loving for months. Nancy batted her eyelashes and asked if there was anything she could do for him.
Ray said, 'Take the dog for a walk.'
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That's funny stuff, right there.. :TooFunny: :TooFunny:
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Can't say that I blame him!!! ;D
At least someone found a use for that dried up old hag!! :lol: