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General Discussion => General Forum => Topic started by: Hognutz on March 11, 2013, 10:28:34 AM

Title: Chinese Sick Day.
Post by: Hognutz on March 11, 2013, 10:28:34 AM
CHINESE SICK LEAVE: 
I NO COME WORK TODAY.

Wong Chow calls into work and says, I no come work today, I really sick. Got headache, stomach ache and legs hurt, I no come work..

The boss says, You know something, Wong Chow, I really need you today.  When I feel sick like you do, I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex.  That makes everything better and I go to work.. You try that.

Two hours later Wong Chow calls again.  I do what you say and I feel great... I be at work soon..... You got nice house.

Title: Re: Chinese Sick Day.
Post by: lightsoutcalls on March 11, 2013, 11:54:13 AM
 :o :-X :o

Title: Re: Chinese Sick Day.
Post by: tomstopper on March 11, 2013, 11:58:04 AM
 :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny:
Title: Re: Chinese Sick Day.
Post by: chatterbox on March 11, 2013, 04:20:27 PM
 :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny:
Title: Re: Chinese Sick Day.
Post by: TrackeySauresRex on March 11, 2013, 06:34:49 PM
 :TooFunny:  :TooFunny:  :TooFunny:  :TooFunny:
You get 4 rotflmfao for that one!