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Title: Needed humor Reids new car
Post by: mossy835 on February 07, 2011, 06:35:30 PM
Sen. Reid goes to a local GM dealer in Washington, D.C. with the
intention of buying a brand new vehicle. Harry looks around and
finds one he likes. After going back and forth with the
salesman, Harry settles on a price of $45,000.

Harry and the salesman go back to the office to complete the
paperwork. Harry works out a 4-year payment plan, and signs on the
bottom line. The salesman shakes Harry's hand and says, "Thanks
Senator Reid, the car will be ready for pickup in 4 years."

Harry says, "What are you talking about? Where are the keys to
my new car?"

The salesman replies, "No, you don't understand Senator. You make
payments for 4 years... THEN we give you the car. You know, just
like your health plan".

Harry, with a choking voice, says to the salesman, "But that's
not fair".

And the salesman says, "No kidding!"

:smiley-patriotic-flagwaver-an :smiley-patriotic-flagwaver-an :TooFunny: :TooFunny: :TooFunny:
Title: Re: Needed humor Reids new car
Post by: Basser69 on February 07, 2011, 06:38:26 PM
 :TooFunny:
Title: Re: Needed humor Reids new car
Post by: 3.5inchpainfulldeath on February 08, 2011, 11:02:04 AM
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Title: Re: Needed humor Reids new car
Post by: ghillie on February 08, 2011, 11:05:17 AM
Good one!!   :icon_thumright: :icon_thumright:
Title: Re: Needed humor Reids new car
Post by: Hognutz on February 08, 2011, 11:16:39 AM
Touche'.   :icon_thumright:
Title: Re: Needed humor Reids new car
Post by: northms on February 08, 2011, 02:56:03 PM
That's great.
Title: Re: Needed humor Reids new car
Post by: yellowacorns on February 13, 2011, 06:16:09 PM
I think Harry and his bunch wear Rose colored glasses. Its a shame they dont think like turkey hunters!!
Title: Re: Needed humor Reids new car
Post by: TnTurk on February 13, 2011, 06:42:27 PM
That's so good.   :TooFunny: